Originally posted by: Drift3r
Originally posted by: SPARTAN VI
Is this a high school kid? His schedule should consist of trying to get into a decent college. Of course, maybe he forgot that notebook somewhere else.
LoL - I can safely and sadly say that a lot of high school kids agendas are.........
"Monday get high as kite
Tuesday - Friday repeat Monday's activity
Sat and Sun - Go to moms"
Drift3r's proposed high school kid's agenda is far more accurate. For example, many of the students at my high school (not me) had schedules that looked like this:
7:20 AM:
Sneak behind mower shed at school to buy dope from the grounds keeper, enjoy a smoke with him while being late for class
8:00 AM:
Apply nicotine patches to arm to combat urge to smoke while forced to stay in class
8:10 AM:
Disrupt class as much as possible to get the teacher to give up (most of the time not applicable for the teacher has already given up and let the kids do whatever they want because they cannot discipline them without fear of lawsuit) and to impress the fellow students.
Lunch break:
Have sex behind the gym with random people.
Go to cafeteria and throw stuff on the floor for the staff to pick up (again, no worry of discipline because the school administration / teachers either fear lawsuits or do not care).
Enjoy another smoke behind mower shed, regular cigarettes this time because grounds keeper is working.
After school:
Get Drunk
Kill animals that one sees on the side of the road on the way home with the $3000 sniper rifle one bought last week.
Go "mud bogging" with modified redneck truck (4 wheel drive truck with very large wheels and snorkel attachment to keep engine from going out). The level of mud on the truck is necessary because one must show the level of mud (and "mud bogging" modifications made to it in shop class) on the truck to the random person one will have sex with behind the gym the next day to impress them.
Make crystal meth
Take crystal meth and sell the rest to parents and siblings
Pass out
Wake up the next morning and repeat (if no overdose that night)