Wow, Master of Disguise is That Bad?

[BDawg]

Rotten Tomatoes

Not a single even slightly positive review...so dissapointing since I'm a Dana Carvey fan.

"A 75-minute sample of puerile rubbish that is listless, witless, and devoid of anything resembling humor."
-- James Berardinelli, JAMES BERARDINELLI'S REELVIEWS'

But at least it's not as bad as Freddy Got Fingered.

 

[Electric Amish]

Dammit!

I was hoping for something a little more promising from Dana.

amish

 

[Spooner]

Did this movie cost $100 to make?

 

[Legendary]

Wow...a ZERO?!

 

[Ramsnake]

yeah baby yeah!!!!!...i thought battlefield earth was the lowest rated at 6% in the tomatometer reading.well now i get to watch 0%....this is a historical moment. anyone else know abt other movies which got a zero rating . please tell me.

 

[amnesiac]

Jeez.. you realize with a ZERO rating that means even the STUPIDEST critics didn't like it. I mean, there were people who bashed LOTR, Amelie, Beautiful Mind, etc., and gave positive ratings to Batman & Robin and Battlefield Earth.. but NO ONE liked this movie? Incredible. I must go see it.

 

[Mill]

I really hate this. Dana Carvey wanted this movie to be PG so his kids could watch it. I think he should have just made the movie kids be damned. Dana Carvey is one of the funniest people out there, but so far this movie is lacking.

 

[Stark]

After reading those reviews,
I almost want to go see how bad it is.

 

[neovan]

Is Dana Carvey trying to compete with his Wayne's World costar, Mike Myers?

I guess seeing all the success Myers is having is starting to get to him.

 

[Ramsnake]

Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Jeez.. you realize with a ZERO rating that means even the STUPIDEST critics didn't like it. I mean, there were people who bashed LOTR, Amelie, Beautiful Mind, etc., and gave positive ratings to Batman & Robin and Battlefield Earth.. but NO ONE liked this movie? Incredible. I must go see it.

yup...i too wanna see it..... how is a zero rating possible...there must be a minority somewhere....there must be someone in the production crew atleast who thought the movie was good. i think ill take a bunch of friends to this movie and piss them off...

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Millenium
I really hate this. Dana Carvey wanted this movie to be PG so his kids could watch it. I think he should have just made the movie kids be damned. Dana Carvey is one of the funniest people out there, but so far this movie is lacking.

that is why i won't see it. I think Dana Carvey uncensored is MUCH funnier.

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Millenium
I really hate this. Dana Carvey wanted this movie to be PG so his kids could watch it. I think he should have just made the movie kids be damned. Dana Carvey is one of the funniest people out there, but so far this movie is lacking.

that is why i won't see it. I think Dana Carvey uncensored is MUCH funnier.

Fscking Forty-Niners!!!

amish

 

[Ramsnake]

do i see a cult fan following for this movie out of sympathy.........

the great dana carvey...a true wasted talent...he shoulda coulda done a few roles in hollywood for his fans. as always family can in between...more specifically wifey....

 

[Deeko]

The commercials for that commercial pissed me off because they were so annoying I'm glad I'm not the only person to think its terrible.

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Millenium
I really hate this. Dana Carvey wanted this movie to be PG so his kids could watch it. I think he should have just made the movie kids be damned. Dana Carvey is one of the funniest people out there, but so far this movie is lacking.

that is why i won't see it. I think Dana Carvey uncensored is MUCH funnier.

Fscking Forty-Niners!!!

amish

Buy me that useless piece of plastic!

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: BDawg

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Millenium
I really hate this. Dana Carvey wanted this movie to be PG so his kids could watch it. I think he should have just made the movie kids be damned. Dana Carvey is one of the funniest people out there, but so far this movie is lacking.

that is why i won't see it. I think Dana Carvey uncensored is MUCH funnier.

Fscking Forty-Niners!!!

amish

Buy me that useless piece of plastic!

IT'S NAKED TIIIMMMMEEE!!!!!!

 

[neomits]

man.... I was hoping that it would be good

 

[heat23]

TURTLE!! TURTLE!!


argh
so annoying..

but dana carvey is da man!

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: BDawg

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Millenium
I really hate this. Dana Carvey wanted this movie to be PG so his kids could watch it. I think he should have just made the movie kids be damned. Dana Carvey is one of the funniest people out there, but so far this movie is lacking.

that is why i won't see it. I think Dana Carvey uncensored is MUCH funnier.

Fscking Forty-Niners!!!

amish

Buy me that useless piece of plastic!

IT'S NAKED TIIIMMMMEEE!!!!!!

Chopping broccoli
I'm chopping broccoliiiiiiii
Chopping broccoli


amish

 

[Noriaki]

Originally posted by: heat23
TURTLE!! TURTLE!!


argh
so annoying..

but dana carvey is da man!

It just makes me want to do something violent to my TV every time that commerical is on it.

Die die die die die die die!!!!

I hate that Turtle bit soooooo much.

I like Dana Carvey...but this movie is horrid.