- Apr 19, 2001
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A family in my neighborhood is raising attack pitbulls and they're kind of assholes. They have a crappy fence and leave the dogs out unsupervised. The dogs are dangerous and eventually they're going to get loose and take a chunk out of somebody. Several neighbors have been trying to get the city involved to get something done about fixing the fence and properly securing the dogs so that they cant escape and hurt someone, so they've asked others in the area to get involved too. I'm not a complainer, but these dogs really are an accident waiting to happen, so I filled out an online form to "vote" for the initial complaint to give it more weight. It turns out that's how a lot of things get done, or at least reported and the city gets involved to investigate if enough people bring up the same problem. Great, the city is now fully involved and is forcing the idiot neighbors to make improvements to the fence and keep the dogs chained up, so the system does work.
Now that I made one tiny complaint I'm sort of subscribed to every complaint made by anyone in my neighborhood, like a "since you live here, you might be interested in this problem..." thing so people can unite and co-report dangerous situations like the dogs. And every day I get list after list of report after report and it's truly staggering what people will complain about. For context, this is NOT a HOA area, neighbors have no legal way to mandate changes to aesthetics, only dangerous or illegal things can gain traction.
Out of the last 100 or so official complaints filed maybe 6 to 8 are somewhat important. A truly axle-breaking pothole reported, fine. A stop sign on a nearly blind corner obscured by trees and invisible, great, that needs to get fixed. But the rest of the stuff is so unbelievably picky and minor that I've grown to enjoy rubber-necking what gets some people riled up.
-Bushes unkempt!
-Puts trash cans on curb for pickup a day early!
-Mows lawn at 7:00 pm!!
-Ugly red door looks out of place in the neighborhood and detracts from my property value
-Parks too far down the driveway and the rear bumper *almost* hangs over the sidewalk.
-Shutter on one window is loose and hangs down.
-Part of yard encircled by stockade fence, other part by white picket fence.
-Refinished driveway in white concrete rather than black asphalt, looks ridiculous.
-Has a pool, kids over playing many afternoons
-muffler too loud!
and page after page of shit like that. One guy has done nearly 500 complaints in the last year and not one of them is a dangerous situation like dogs, street signs or meth labs. His highlights are "used red mulch around trees and brown mulch around bushes" and "porch light too bright". If he lived in an HOA odds are he'd be the person running it.
Now that I made one tiny complaint I'm sort of subscribed to every complaint made by anyone in my neighborhood, like a "since you live here, you might be interested in this problem..." thing so people can unite and co-report dangerous situations like the dogs. And every day I get list after list of report after report and it's truly staggering what people will complain about. For context, this is NOT a HOA area, neighbors have no legal way to mandate changes to aesthetics, only dangerous or illegal things can gain traction.
Out of the last 100 or so official complaints filed maybe 6 to 8 are somewhat important. A truly axle-breaking pothole reported, fine. A stop sign on a nearly blind corner obscured by trees and invisible, great, that needs to get fixed. But the rest of the stuff is so unbelievably picky and minor that I've grown to enjoy rubber-necking what gets some people riled up.
-Bushes unkempt!
-Puts trash cans on curb for pickup a day early!
-Mows lawn at 7:00 pm!!
-Ugly red door looks out of place in the neighborhood and detracts from my property value
-Parks too far down the driveway and the rear bumper *almost* hangs over the sidewalk.
-Shutter on one window is loose and hangs down.
-Part of yard encircled by stockade fence, other part by white picket fence.
-Refinished driveway in white concrete rather than black asphalt, looks ridiculous.
-Has a pool, kids over playing many afternoons
-muffler too loud!
and page after page of shit like that. One guy has done nearly 500 complaints in the last year and not one of them is a dangerous situation like dogs, street signs or meth labs. His highlights are "used red mulch around trees and brown mulch around bushes" and "porch light too bright". If he lived in an HOA odds are he'd be the person running it.