wow. Thai massage parlor.

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: ScottFern

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
What exactly are you expecting?

a 100 pound thai woman to rub the knots out of my upper back, and a woman with a similar build to rub my gf's fibromyalgia raped back.

Thai massage is defiantly the wrong massage for Fibro.

I hope you you know what Thai massage is because if you don't you will be in for a surprise.

what is thai massage exactly?

pain


I had one experience with it from a instructor at the massage school i went to, not for me.

That sounds like fun.

You charge $40 an hour? I have talked with several masseuses and been to multiple massage establishments and most are $60-$70 an hour in the Chicago burbs, and secondly when I found a place that offered $40 for an hour it was the worst massage of my life.

yea thats the norm price around denver too. my practice is in a small town where massage was still new and not like Boulder where there is a shop on every corner. So i had to find some way to attract business and being a male CMT is a big handicap. Just so that you know i ahve 1200+ hours of training.

I also last may i moved my shop to the brand new hospital so that has helped getting business. ill make a thread with pictures of it.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Citrix, do you make/insist that your clients be nude for the massage?

absolutely not.

the only thing i do require is for women to take off their bra. undies can stay on if they are not comfortable getting completely naked. Most new people keep theirs on, after a few sessions they realize they will be draped securely so nothing is showing, well except for the butt when i do the glutes.

funny you asked this. i was thinking last night and most of my clients are 65+ and i cant get out of the room fast enough before the old women start peeling off their clothes. but younger women say 30 and below are the ones who i have to ask to take off their bra and leave their undies on. kinda funny.

Interesting. I ask because I went to a couple massage a few months ago with my gf, and if I remember correctly, the woman said to me with regards to my boxers "you can leave them on if you like". I ended up leaving them on. I remember, I didnt realize unti half-way through the massage that I was wearing tazmanian devil boxers.

 

[AnitaPeterson]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
I have an appointment at 7pm for me + the wifey.

40 bucks for an hour! Seems legit. I drive by it all the time, always busy.

Looks nice enough on the inside...
Text

Will update later. Going to go in inebriated. Oh god I'm giddy. 25 bucks for the half hour 40 bucks for the full hour. This might be a weekly thing.


//edit

ahahah, I told my gf. She said "thai massage?? you mean with a happy ending for you??"

Something's fishy here.... you have a wife AND a girlfriend?

...why are you going to a massage parlor, again?

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
I have an appointment at 7pm for me + the wifey.

40 bucks for an hour! Seems legit. I drive by it all the time, always busy.

Looks nice enough on the inside...
Text

Will update later. Going to go in inebriated. Oh god I'm giddy. 25 bucks for the half hour 40 bucks for the full hour. This might be a weekly thing.


//edit

ahahah, I told my gf. She said "thai massage?? you mean with a happy ending for you??"

Something's fishy here.... you have a wife AND a girlfriend?

...why are you going to a massage parlor, again?

He said "wifey", probably implying that his gf and him have a marriage-like relationship. I call my gf the wifey sometimes.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
I have an appointment at 7pm for me + the wifey.

40 bucks for an hour! Seems legit. I drive by it all the time, always busy.

Looks nice enough on the inside...
Text

Will update later. Going to go in inebriated. Oh god I'm giddy. 25 bucks for the half hour 40 bucks for the full hour. This might be a weekly thing.


//edit

ahahah, I told my gf. She said "thai massage?? you mean with a happy ending for you??"

Something's fishy here.... you have a wife AND a girlfriend?

...why are you going to a massage parlor, again?

I refer to her as wifey.

 

[trmiv]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Citrix, do you make/insist that your clients be nude for the massage?

absolutely not.

the only thing i do require is for women to take off their bra. undies can stay on if they are not comfortable getting completely naked. Most new people keep theirs on, after a few sessions they realize they will be draped securely so nothing is showing, well except for the butt when i do the glutes.

funny you asked this. i was thinking last night and most of my clients are 65+ and i cant get out of the room fast enough before the old women start peeling off their clothes. but younger women say 30 and below are the ones who i have to ask to take off their bra and leave their undies on. kinda funny.

Ever had a George Costanza type?

 

[meltdown75]

heh. I was doing commercial property reinspections last year and came upon a rub N tug. I have to attempt to speak to someone at the property, preferably the owner.

The neon sign said "open" but the front door was locked. So I crossed the street to take my photo for the file and scribbled some notes.

I walked back to the company car which was parked out back and the back door opened. A blonde in a white lacy getup with red underwear underneath seemed startled that I was there so paused half in/out of my car and held up my ID and introduced myself.

She said the owner wasn't there *sniffle* and she didn't have time to talk *sniffle* because she was "with a client". I approached her and handed her my business card at the end of a fully outstretched arm (didn't want to get anything on me lol). You could see her boobs clearly and the line of blow around her nostril too. heh, rub n tugs

Don't even ask about the time I had to inspect the "steam bath"

 

[Pshawn5]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: trmiv

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
I have an appointment at 7pm for me + the wifey.

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

a 100 pound thai woman to rub the knots out of my upper back, and a woman with a similar build to rub my gf's fibromyalgia raped back.

So you're bringing your wife and your girlfriend? Niiiiiceeeeeeeeee!

haah, I just call her the wifey.

Originally posted by: ScottFern
$40 for an hour massage? Prepare for the worst massage of your life. Doubt any of them are certified from any Massage School program or association.

"Thai massage" consists of some weak Asian woman attempting to get out your knots with her weak hands isn't going do much.

I did my due diligence. Rated pretty well on Yelp.

(sorry, yelp link removed)

Most people complained that it was too hard. My gf can take obscene amounts of pressure, so I'm not worried about her. I think they're gonna break me though.

Review

An 85 lb. Thai woman kicked my ass today....and I liked it. A friend that I would trust with my life suggested this place to me, so like any red-blooded American girl would do I hinted (and by hinted, I mean told) my man that an 11 am massage w/eyebrow waxing was the perfect V-day present. Well, Pho Siam gets 4 stars because of one reason and one reason alone. Mama can't get used to the sheer curtains that act as room dividers. The guy next to me fell asleep and started snoring during my 90 minutes of heaven. An otherwise 5 star experience was taken down a notch because of this. The facilities are clean, and very warm and welcoming. The prices can NOT be beat. I mean $60 for a 90 minutes massage?!! Are you kidding me? Enough said.

i remember reading the yelp review on that place. seemed interesting. let us know how it goes.

 

[Kaspian]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
christ guys, the gf can give me the happy ending after.

you're missing the point.

40 bucks for an hour! lol

Damn, your wife is cheap.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

:laugh:

:laugh:

 

[ppdes]

Wow, that's a funny web site. The photos are actually decent size instead of thumbnails like usual, but the text is microscopic and rendered so can't be resized. Completely unreadable at the high resolution I use, unfortunately.

 

[chuckywang]

"Stimulating energy lines and energy points"

*Cough* BS *Cough*

 

[nitsuj3580]

my wife is certified in Thai massage She got certified right in Thailand.

 

[Unheard]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Citrix, do you make/insist that your clients be nude for the massage?

absolutely not.

the only thing i do require is for women to take off their bra. undies can stay on if they are not comfortable getting completely naked. Most new people keep theirs on, after a few sessions they realize they will be draped securely so nothing is showing, well except for the butt when i do the glutes.

funny you asked this. i was thinking last night and most of my clients are 65+ and i cant get out of the room fast enough before the old women start peeling off their clothes. but younger women say 30 and below are the ones who i have to ask to take off their bra and leave their undies on. kinda funny.

Weren't you the guy who massaged the "shit" out of that one old women?

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Unheard

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Citrix, do you make/insist that your clients be nude for the massage?

absolutely not.

the only thing i do require is for women to take off their bra. undies can stay on if they are not comfortable getting completely naked. Most new people keep theirs on, after a few sessions they realize they will be draped securely so nothing is showing, well except for the butt when i do the glutes.

funny you asked this. i was thinking last night and most of my clients are 65+ and i cant get out of the room fast enough before the old women start peeling off their clothes. but younger women say 30 and below are the ones who i have to ask to take off their bra and leave their undies on. kinda funny.

Weren't you the guy who massaged the "shit" out of that one old women?

yes he was lol

 

[rh71]

Wife went to a few of them when we were in Thailand. They were sure cheap and the other women on the tour with us went to a few as well. It's all "legit" but some of them practically beat you up though.

 

[meltdown75]

So did the thai massage get the knots out of your back or the nuts out of your sack, or both?

Update!

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: Unheard

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Citrix, do you make/insist that your clients be nude for the massage?

absolutely not.

the only thing i do require is for women to take off their bra. undies can stay on if they are not comfortable getting completely naked. Most new people keep theirs on, after a few sessions they realize they will be draped securely so nothing is showing, well except for the butt when i do the glutes.

funny you asked this. i was thinking last night and most of my clients are 65+ and i cant get out of the room fast enough before the old women start peeling off their clothes. but younger women say 30 and below are the ones who i have to ask to take off their bra and leave their undies on. kinda funny.

Weren't you the guy who massaged the "shit" out of that one old women?

yes he was lol

lol, wait, what is this?

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: Unheard

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Citrix, do you make/insist that your clients be nude for the massage?

absolutely not.

the only thing i do require is for women to take off their bra. undies can stay on if they are not comfortable getting completely naked. Most new people keep theirs on, after a few sessions they realize they will be draped securely so nothing is showing, well except for the butt when i do the glutes.

funny you asked this. i was thinking last night and most of my clients are 65+ and i cant get out of the room fast enough before the old women start peeling off their clothes. but younger women say 30 and below are the ones who i have to ask to take off their bra and leave their undies on. kinda funny.

Weren't you the guy who massaged the "shit" out of that one old women?

yes he was lol

lol, wait, what is this?

A classic thread

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: Unheard

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Citrix, do you make/insist that your clients be nude for the massage?

absolutely not.

the only thing i do require is for women to take off their bra. undies can stay on if they are not comfortable getting completely naked. Most new people keep theirs on, after a few sessions they realize they will be draped securely so nothing is showing, well except for the butt when i do the glutes.

funny you asked this. i was thinking last night and most of my clients are 65+ and i cant get out of the room fast enough before the old women start peeling off their clothes. but younger women say 30 and below are the ones who i have to ask to take off their bra and leave their undies on. kinda funny.

Weren't you the guy who massaged the "shit" out of that one old women?

yes he was lol

lol, wait, what is this?

A classic thread

Hahahhaha, i remember that thread.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
I have an appointment at 7pm for me + the wifey.

40 bucks for an hour! Seems legit. I drive by it all the time, always busy.

Looks nice enough on the inside...
Text

Will update later. Going to go in inebriated. Oh god I'm giddy. 25 bucks for the half hour 40 bucks for the full hour. This might be a weekly thing.


//edit

ahahah, I told my gf. She said "thai massage?? you mean with a happy ending for you??"

Something's fishy here.... you have a wife AND a girlfriend?

...why are you going to a massage parlor, again?

I refer to her as wifey.

congratulations, you're now common law married!

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
So did the thai massage get the knots out of your back or the nuts out of your sack, or both?

Update!

It was crazy intense. The put you flat on the ground, so the massuese(sp?) - a 100 pound 5'3 thai woman with broken english - can walk on you (using some rope hanging from the posts for balance) and use the wall to apply leverage (with her feet mind you).

Started off fairly normal with the rubbing and shit. No lie, it felt alot better when she did just her hands vs her elbows/feet. But when she used her elbows/feet christ she got deep as fuck. They tell you to inform them if they're going too hard, but I wanted the full experience so I just let her go at it. She would press her back against the wall and then use her feet (wore socks of course) to get at your upper back, and then climb on you to do other assorted parts of your back. You'd never expect so much force from such a small woman, but hey I guess they got their technique down.

That was all standard and what I was expecting, but then they started putting me in what I would describe as forced yoga positions. They would put my body in whatever shape, and then apply pressure so that it would stretch. The forced groin stretch was fucking GODLY. I'm not a limber guy at all, so at times this was uncomfortable, but goddamn that groin stretch = money. Anyway, imagine various yoga positions, + various stretches that you did in high school. Yeah she would put me on those positions and then stretch me the fuck out.

I went in slightly uh inebriated (not alcohol). Mind you, I have a high crazy tolerance. At times, I had no idea what was going on. For a good 10 minutes, I forgot which way I was facing and what day it was. It just felt so goddamn good. I left feeling 150% more faded than when I came in, with a giant smile on my face and my back feeling completely relaxed. I'm slightly red at various parts on my back, but not bruised, and I don't feel sore at all. My GF who has fibro left with no knots that I could feel. I've NEVER been able to rub her knots out. She said the same about my back.

40 bucks for the hour, and I tipped her 15. Me and my gf combined WITH tip was less than an hour w/o tip at some places in LA. Going to go at least monthly, and with 30 minute sessions being only $25, it's affordable enough to go whenever the back's all fuckedup.

Thai massage = :thumbsup:

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: meltdown75
So did the thai massage get the knots out of your back or the nuts out of your sack, or both?

Update!

It was crazy intense. The put you flat on the ground, so the massuese(sp?) - a 100 pound 5'3 thai woman with broken english - can walk on you (using some rope hanging from the posts for balance) and use the wall to apply leverage (with her feet mind you).

Started off fairly normal with the rubbing and shit. No lie, it felt alot better when she did just her hands vs her elbows/feet. But when she used her elbows/feet christ she got deep as fuck. They tell you to inform them if they're going too hard, but I wanted the full experience so I just let her go at it. She would press her back against the wall and then use her feet (wore socks of course) to get at your upper back, and then climb on you to do other assorted parts of your back. You'd never expect so much force from such a small woman, but hey I guess they got their technique down.

That was all standard and what I was expecting, but then they started putting me in what I would describe as forced yoga positions. They would put my body in whatever shape, and then apply pressure so that it would stretch. The forced groin stretch was fucking GODLY. I'm not a limber guy at all, so at times this was uncomfortable, but goddamn that groin stretch = money. Anyway, imagine various yoga positions, + various stretches that you did in high school. Yeah she would put me on those positions and then stretch me the fuck out.

I went in slightly uh inebriated (not alcohol). Mind you, I have a high crazy tolerance. At times, I had no idea what was going on. For a good 10 minutes, I forgot which way I was facing and what day it was. It just felt so goddamn good. I left feeling 150% more faded than when I came in, with a giant smile on my face and my back feeling completely relaxed. I'm slightly red at various parts on my back, but not bruised, and I don't feel sore at all. My GF who has fibro left with no knots that I could feel. I've NEVER been able to rub her knots out. She said the same about my back.

40 bucks for the hour, and I tipped her 15. Me and my gf combined WITH tip was less than an hour w/o tip at some places in LA. Going to go at least monthly, and with 30 minute sessions being only $25, it's affordable enough to go whenever the back's all fuckedup.

Thai massage = :thumbsup:

heheh told you, glad you liked it, its not for everyone thats for sure.

im sure Eits will cringe when he reads this.

 

[meltdown75]

That is the best fucking update ever. You had me LOLing in the fourth paragraph :laugh:

cheers :beer:

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
That is the best fucking update ever. You had me LOLing in the fourth paragraph :laugh:

cheers :beer:

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis My GF who has fibro left with no knots that I could feel. I've NEVER been able to rub her knots out.

Maybe I should get in to one of those places.