wow. Thai massage parlor.

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sygyzy

Lifer
Oct 21, 2000
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I think this place was featured in some tv show about hip spots in LA. Anyway, going into your story, I thought you were going to bash it but it turned out you liked it! Awesome.
 

Ns1

No Lifer
Jun 17, 2001
55,418
1,599
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Originally posted by: AnimeKnight
So where is this place? I want to give it a try!

You could uh. click on the link in the OP...
 

sdifox

No Lifer
Sep 30, 2005
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I am too chicken shit to get massage. Probably will scream like a pig.
 

JEDI

Lifer
Sep 25, 2001
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2,736
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Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
I have an appointment at 7pm for me + the wifey.

40 bucks for an hour! Seems legit. I drive by it all the time, always busy.

Looks nice enough on the inside...
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Will update later. Going to go in inebriated. Oh god I'm giddy. 25 bucks for the half hour 40 bucks for the full hour. This might be a weekly thing.


//edit

ahahah, I told my gf. She said "thai massage?? you mean with a happy ending for you??"

//update moved to OP


It was crazy intense. The put you flat on the ground, so the massuese(sp?) - a 100 pound 5'3 thai woman with broken english - can walk on you (using some rope hanging from the posts for balance) and use the wall to apply leverage (with her feet mind you).

Started off fairly normal with the rubbing and shit. No lie, it felt alot better when she did just her hands vs her elbows/feet. But when she used her elbows/feet christ she got deep as fuck. They tell you to inform them if they're going too hard, but I wanted the full experience so I just let her go at it. She would press her back against the wall and then use her feet (wore socks of course) to get at your upper back, and then climb on you to do other assorted parts of your back. You'd never expect so much force from such a small woman, but hey I guess they got their technique down.

That was all standard and what I was expecting, but then they started putting me in what I would describe as forced yoga positions. They would put my body in whatever shape, and then apply pressure so that it would stretch. The forced groin stretch was fucking GODLY. I'm not a limber guy at all, so at times this was uncomfortable, but goddamn that groin stretch = money. Anyway, imagine various yoga positions, + various stretches that you did in high school. Yeah she would put me on those positions and then stretch me the fuck out.

I went in slightly uh inebriated (not alcohol). Mind you, I have a high crazy tolerance. At times, I had no idea what was going on. For a good 10 minutes, I forgot which way I was facing and what day it was. It just felt so goddamn good. I left feeling 150% more faded than when I came in, with a giant smile on my face and my back feeling completely relaxed. I'm slightly red at various parts on my back, but not bruised, and I don't feel sore at all. My GF who has fibro left with no knots that I could feel. I've NEVER been able to rub her knots out. She said the same about my back.

40 bucks for the hour, and I tipped her 15. Me and my gf combined WITH tip was less than an hour w/o tip at some places in LA. Going to go at least monthly, and with 30 minute sessions being only $25, it's affordable enough to go whenever the back's all fuckedup.

Thai massage = :thumbsup:

$40/hr?!

geez

in dc area, it's 60/90/120 min $90/$129/$159
 

StageLeft

No Lifer
Sep 29, 2000
70,150
5
0
Great, your post of the experience was excellent. Makes me want to get one, but I'd be a touch worried about a) finding somewhere that cheap (damn!), b) getting permanently injured!
 

Zeze

Lifer
Mar 4, 2011
11,395
1,180
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i've never had a massage, they scare me

but they also sound appealing
Omg you're missing out. Your eyes will roll and you'll be in an absolute bliss....

That should be the first thing you should try once covid is over, my pome man.
 
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