Write a Haiku. I dare you.

[Ruptga]

What does affront mean?
I do adore the gays mate
Except the red ones.

It is an insult.
Also that is racist, red
lives matter too.

 

[Triloby]

So many humans
Scattered all over the earth
Life and death abound.

(At least I fucking tried )

 

[amdhunter]

It is an insult.
Also that is racist, red
lives matter too.

This is what I think
A Red life matters less than
A roach in my butt

 

[Ruptga]

This is what I think
A Red life matters less than
A roach in my butt

You're a bad person,
but your phrasing's hilarious.
Hooray for haikus.

 

[FerrelGeek]

Beautiful Rosettes
Exquisitely Alluring
Sensuous Treasure

A haiku and an acrostic. I win!

 

[FerrelGeek]

Liberal hatred
Emanates from a vile pit
Full of fuming bile

This is what I think
A Red life matters less than
A roach in my butt

 

[Ruptga]

Liberal hatred
Emanates from a vile pit
Full of fuming bile

Doesn't make sense - all know
liberals are commie pinkos,
'member "red menace"?

 

[wetech]

Five syllable line
A seven syllable line
Thus ends my haiku

 

[FerrelGeek]

No offense was meant
It was merely a response
To a snide haiku

Doesn't make sense - all know
liberals are commie pinkos,
remember "red menace"?

 

[FerrelGeek]

And I clearly see
That you can't count sylables
Must be lib'rul math

Doesn't make sense - all know
liberals are commie pinkos,
remember "red menace"?

 

[master_shake_]

this is a haiku
i bet you didn't read it.
it was a bad one.

 

[Ruptga]

And I clearly see
That you can't count sylables
Must be lib'rul math

I had failed, but
I made it all right in the end
story of redemption

 

[Ruptga]

OP is an asshole
now all is terrible haiku
I can't stop, won't stop

 

[DrPizza]

One, two, three, four, five
six, seven, eight, nine, ten, uhhh?
Child attempts to count

 

[Red Squirrel]

Hot air balloon is
fun when they do not explode
or go down in flames

 

[cbrunny]

you guys must love me
even though you are hipsters
and are always wrong

 

[FerrelGeek]

I am far too old
To be an effing hipster
Get off my damn lawn!

you guys must love me
even though you are hipsters
and are always wrong

 

[Ruptga]

you guys must love me
even though you are hipsters
and are always wrong

If that is always so
And if love is never wrong
Can 1 be 0?

 

[cbrunny]

OT getting quiet.
where are the fun threads hiding?
does white burn your eyes?

 

[Ruptga]

Fuck your haikus, OP
don't tell me how to live my own life
I am an adult.

 

[cbrunny]

That haiku was bad
not the right syllables, brah
please do try harder

 

[Ruptga]

That haiku was bad
not the right syllables, brah
please do try harder

five seven five, bro
syllable counter verified
refrigerator

 

[JulesMaximus]

nm

 

[Craig234]

I can't count to five
Also can't count to seven
So what the hell

 

[cbrunny]

Fuck your haikus, OP
don't tell me how to live my own life
I am an adult.

Fuck your hai-kus, O-P (6)
don't tell me how to live my own life (9)
I am an a-dult (5)

I do not agree
this seems like it is still bad
banana hammock