Write a shens post

[AreaCode707]

Everybody screams "SHENS" at every post nowadays, but I don't think the OT peeps are really creative enough to make up a lot of the stuff that gets posted. So let's put it to the test.

Post in here your very best shens post - the one you would start as a topic if you ever wanted to go out on a limb and post something outrageous to try to fool the forums. Let's see how believable and yet how outrageous you can make it.

[edit] You're trying to make stuff SEMI believable, guys! Plus, don't forget to write a small book/large novella, like a shens post usually would be.

You have been nominated as one of our next victi....................er um.........Moderator. Yeah that's it.

Shens Mod

 

[2Xtreme21]

HotChic is actually my double account.

 

[SSSnail]

I don't know why you're still here posting, you'll be late for our date.

 

[TallBill]

SHENS

 

[yankeesfan]

I am a moderator.

No really, I am!

 

[waggy]

i am 6ft 6inch 230lbs and have great hair

 

[Spydermag68]

I am dating 5 women at the same time.

 

[KarenMarie]

I am a guy.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
I am a guy.

wait you aren't!? but you said you were a guy when i asked you on a date!

 

[MichaelD]

My two closest male friends just got married; and I'm so happy for them!

Two weeks ago, at a lovely dinner party they had, I ate "soy steak." It's like steak, but without the meat that kills innocent animals. While drinking Ginseng Tea, they convinced me that guns are bad, so I sold them all!

I've also enrolled in a 12-step program to stop drinking. Alcohol is the Devil's Tool, and through my savior Jesus Christ, I can beat that demon.

I also have signed on to be a Hillary Booster! Senator Clinton for President!







OMG...I just puked. And then HELL freaking froze over. I'd roll over dead and buried in my grave before any of the above happened...sorry. Just had to edit this...it made my stomach turn.

 

[JasonSix78]

"I am Bill Gates illegitimate love child."

-Jason

 

[eakers]

I love linux.

 

[thirdlegstump]

I'm a major rap star wit lots of bling bling. I got a nice shiny car and get all the ladies. I'll piss on you.

 

[K1052]

YAGT: I was offered a three way by my GF and I don't know what to do

 

[yosuke188]

I'm God. No, I swear to God I am. Wait did I just swear to myself? Oh well, I'm God, I can do whatever I want.

 

[SonnyDaze]

DVK916 is an athletic, intelligent and unbiased person who would make a great mentor and educator at a major university. Due to his interesting and well thought out topics posted in OT, he will most likely achieve Lifer status in short term and possibly become an Anandtech Moderator.

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: K1052
YAGT: I was offered a three way by my GF and I don't know what to do

I call shen on the offer, but the "I don't know what to do" part remains truth.

 

[DivideBYZero]

"I'm saving gas". It was a prime troll post based on the 'Does a car use gas when in neutral/throttle closed' type of threads. 130+ posts later new posters were still taking me seriously. Others were calling for a ban. I laughed.

 

[eits]

i think george w bush is one of the better presidents... he's an absolute humanitarian.

 

[her209]

Example

 

[So]

I am the highlander.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: So
I am the highlander.

DIE!

There can be ONLY ONE!

 

[AnandTech Moderator]

My other account is DVK916

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: AnandTech Moderator
My other account is DVK916

bahahha

 

[irishScott]

I'm the Juggernaut B1tch!!!

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