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Originally posted by: loic2003
this thread is interesting.
Originally posted by: HotChic
Originally posted by: JEDI
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: AnandTech Moderator
My other account is DVK916
bahahha
dont get it? What/what is DVK916?
See if the search will pull up some recent threads. Newest religion troll.
Originally posted by: PAB
The phone rings. It's 8:30 in the morning. It's a telemarketer. I yell and harass them for a few minutes for interrupting my sleep. I drive down to the old county municipal complex and I take a number. After an hour wait, I get to see Shiela the old hag at window 3. I explain the entire situation to her and she goes from zero to bitch in 2.9 seconds flat. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PAID THE WRONG TAXES. WE GAVE YOU THE BILL. YOU SHOULD HAVE CHECKED EVERYTHING BEFORE YOU LEFT. blah blah blah yak yak yak. I'm getting tired of hearing her bullshit. I slam my palm on the lexan shield that is serving as the defining line between man and hambeast.
LISTEN UP YOU RAGGEDY OLD MAID! I CAME IN HERE TO PAY TAXES ON WHAT BELONGS TO ME AND MY FAMILY. I DIDNT COME IN HERE TO PAY TAXES FOR NO TOYA WILLIAMS! MOREOVER, OUT OF THE THREE PARCELS I PAID FOR - ONE OF WHICH IS WRONG, THE OTHER TWO WERE PAID FOR BY SAID TOYA WILLIAMS. DO I LOOK LIKE A TOYA WILLIAMS TO YOU? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M WEARING SWEATPANTS THAT SAY "PHAT BABY" ON THE SEAT? WHAT ABOUT A BRA TWO SIZES TOO SMALL? AM I WEARING LIP GLOSS? DO YOU SEE ME EATING CHITLINS AND FRIED CHICKEN? IT SEEMS TO ME AND MY FRIENDS I'VE BEEN HAVING THAT PROBLEM LATELY. MY MANICURIST SAYS I LOOK MORE LIKE A VANESSA OR A RAINEESHA TO BE PERFECTLY FAIR SO I CAN SEE HOW YOU COULD HAVE MADE THAT MISTAKE..."
"SIR YOU DONT HAVE TO GET ANGRY AND USE PROFANITY WITH US"
"OH, I DON'T? SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT BECAUSE YOU SCREWED UP I'M MAD AS HELL AND I SHOULD JUST STAND HERE AND TAKE IT LIKE A BITCH? I WANT THIS GODDAMN THING STRAIGHENED OUT AND I WANT IT STRAIGHTENED OUT RIGHT NOW. I WANT MY TAXES PAID, I WANT THAT ERRONEOUS PROPERTY REFUNDED AND I WANT TO NOT BE CONFUSED WITH A COLORED WOMAN WHO LIVES IN HOLLYWOOD? NOW WILL YOU OR WILL YOU NOT FIX THIS?"
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH ME! YOU'RE JUST MAKING MORE TROUBLE FOR ALL OF US!"
"OH I'M MAKING TROUBLE? I'M MAKING TROUBLE? YOU GET THIS STRAIGHT - I'M NOT DOING THIS FOR ME! I'M DOING THIS FOR *points* HIM! *points* and HER! *points* AND THAT OLD MAN IN THE BACK! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THE FREAKING GOVERNMENT RAILROADING PEOPLE LIKE US!
*I turn around*
"I'M NOT DOING THIS JUST FOR ME! I'M DOING THIS FOR EVERYBODY ELSE WHO HAS TO LIVE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN HELLHOLE! I'M DOING THIS SO YOU AND YOU AND YOU DON'T THINK TWICE ABOUT FIGHTING THE SYSTEM THAT HAS US BENT OVER THE GODDAMN BARREL!"
At this point, everyone in the office is staring at me. Women and small children are crying, looking up and saying "Whats wrong with that man mommy? Why is he so angry?"
Finally - as if things were not complicated enough, it appears someone in the office pushed the little red button. On the other side of the tax collector was the county sherrif's substation. Two uniformed deputies walk in and want to know what's going on. I very loudly explain to them what's happened so far and that the bitch behind 3 isn't giving me back my damn money. The people in the lobby are now sympathetic to my cause and I can feel the tension in the room rise when I begin my trademarked anti-government chant.
I grabbed the nearest chair from the lobby.
"LETS GO METS! LETS GO METS!" Soon, the entire lobby was chanting with me. I was fighting the system. I felt great. I felt invincible. I felt the floor right after I got tasered.
After sucking berber for about 12 seconds wondering what the hell just happened, everyone in the room was dead silent. I mean, you could hear the capacitors of the taser powering up for another charge as the phone rang.
And thats how I got my $62.50 back.