WTF Amazon? NSFW images now?

[rudeguy]

I'm building something at work and need some clamps. I need a few different sizes and types, so I fired up Amazon, searched for "clamps" and started scrolling.

Apparently "clamps" are a sexual thing? OK I clicked on a set of Prime eligible nipple clamps because I thought they were mislabeled or something. Then on the next page the image in the search results is a naked chick wearing on nipple clamps!

Well shit. If Amazon isn't SFW anymore, I'm screwed. I order work stuff from there at least once a week.

 

[jlee]

So let me get this straight....

....you clicked on "nipple clamps" and you're surprised it was NSFW?

 

[rudeguy]

So let me get this straight....

....you clicked on "nipple clamps" and you're surprised it was NSFW?

No. I'm surprised the images in the search page are.

 

[ControlD]

This is a great day. Porn on Amazon.

 

[techs]

I searched for nipple clamps and came up with pages of them, designed for sexual use.

I'm surprised Amazon has such items.

 

[CraKaJaX]

You clicked on nipple clamps and got nipples and clamps? Weird.

 

[ControlD]

I searched for nipple clamps and came up with pages of them, designed for sexual use.

I'm surprised Amazon has such items.

Are they Prime eligible? Been meaning to get a backup set.

 

[rudeguy]

You clicked on nipple clamps and got nipples and clamps? Weird.

No. I searched for "clamps". Just clamps.

First page of results had a set of Prime eligible nipple clamps. OK that's kind of cute. Next page of results had a naked chick wearing nipple clamps.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Be more specific. C clamps, pipe clamps, etc.

Also, Amazon shows and sorts stuff based on your purchasing history. Maybe you should buy your sex toys with a different account - I never have this problem...

 

[Jaskalas]

My clamp search does not show this. :\

 

[jlee]

Be more specific. C clamps, pipe clamps, etc.

Also, Amazon shows and sorts stuff based on your purchasing history. Maybe you should buy your sex toys with a different account - I never have this problem...

Me neither.

Page 2 of my search results: link

 

[rudeguy]

Be more specific. C clamps, pipe clamps, etc.

Also, Amazon shows and sorts stuff based on your purchasing history. Maybe you should buy your sex toys with a different account - I never have this problem...

I didn't know what types of clamps I needed. I'm building a plexiglass box and I also need clamps for iPad repair. I was being vague on purpose so I could get ideas.

And I can't think of anything NSFW I've ever searched for or bought on Amazon. Well except for that time I helped with the sheep and anal lube thing we did years ago.

 

[ctbaars]

... I clicked on ... nipple clamps ... search results is a naked chick wearing on nipple clamps!

Well shit.

Very funny.

 

[jlee]

I didn't know what types of clamps I needed. I'm building a plexiglass box and I also need clamps for iPad repair. I was being vague on purpose so I could get ideas.

And I can't think of anything NSFW I've ever searched for or bought on Amazon. Well except for that time I helped with the sheep and anal lube thing we did years ago.

Amazon never forgets. :hmm:

 

[Nograts]

TI(U)L that rudeguy is a mindless clickbait virgin monkey.











:awe:

 

[IronWing]

It's like that filthy song from The Sound of Music.

Anal vise, anal vice
Squeezing my butt cheeks together
Soft but firm, so I don't squirm
Squeezing my butt cheeks together.

 

[brainhulk]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/s/ref=is_s?k=leather+chaps

 

[JEDI]

google image nipple clamps
theres a pic of fleshlight for women?!

who new?

op- search for fleshlight in amazon. see what u find.
bonus points of doing it on the conference room projector

 

[Phoenix86]

Me neither.

Page 2 of my search results: link

Check page 5.

 

[jlee]

Check page 5.

:awe:

 

[rudder]

Be glad you did not need a plug.

 

[Rage187]

I was once leading a client training webinar. I forgot to close my gmail notifier; fast forward 30 minutes into training when a gmail shipping notice for Adam & Eve pops up on the screen...

 

[bigi]

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
Five Stars
By Grupo Wifimax S.C. on May 29, 2015
this is a great product with excellent power. It worked like magic and continues to get the job done every time. Great price too. My GF just loves them. She can adjust the pressure to just where she likes it. It was relatively easy to adjust the amount of pinch. Once set, they clamped tight. My companion tugged pretty hard and stretched herself. She didn't complain about any unexpected discomfort. My guess is that it's more of a beginner's toy since she seemed to want more aggressive play that what she was doing with it.Yeooowwwie !!!
Would buy from again

 

[Squeetard]

You clicked on nipple clamps and got nipples and clamps? Weird.

You know what's weird? Nipple cramps. Anyone else get those?

 

[Darwin333]

I noticed that they sold sex toys quite a while ago by some random chance too. They have an entire section although I've only came across it by random chance/search a few times.