WTF Australia!!

busydude

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Feb 5, 2010
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Even plants kill people there.

http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/journal/gympie-gympie-once-stung-never-forgotten.htm

North Queensland road surveyor A.C. Macmillan was among the first to document the effects of a stinging tree, reporting to his boss in 1866 that his packhorse “was stung, got mad, and died within two hours”. Similar tales abound in local folklore of horses jumping in agony off cliffs and forestry workers drinking themselves silly to dull the intractable pain.

Writing to Marina in 1994, Australian ex-serviceman Cyril Bromley described falling into a stinging tree during mili*tary training on the tableland in World War II. Strapped to a hospital bed for three weeks and administered all manner of unsuccessful treatments, he was sent “as mad as a cut snake” by the pain. Cyril also told of an officer shooting himself after using a stinging-tree leaf for “toilet purposes”.

He’s had too many stings to count but Ernie Rider will never forget the day in 1963 that he was slapped in the face, arms and chest by a stinging tree. “I remember it feeling like there were giant hands trying to squash my chest,” he said. “For two or three days the pain was almost unbearable; I couldn’t work or sleep, then it was pretty bad pain for another fortnight or so. The stinging persisted for two years and recurred every time I had a cold shower.”

Now a senior conservation officer with the Queensland Parks and Wildlife Service, Ernie said he’s not experienced anything like the pain during 44 years work in the bush. “There’s nothing to rival it; it’s 10 times worse than anything else – scrub ticks, scrub itch and itchy-jack sting included. Stinging trees are a real and present danger.”
 

GagHalfrunt

Lifer
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I don't know how anyone in Australia lives to retirement age. If the dingos eat a baby they're doing it a favor.
 

GagHalfrunt

Lifer
Apr 19, 2001
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I don't think that will eliminate the problem here.

Maybe fire is what it wants. What if the spores spread that way and it's waiting for a good firestorm to create the updraft necessary for it to escape Australia and attack the rest of the world?
 

mmntech

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Sep 20, 2007
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We've got some nasty plants here too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_hogweed

Giant Hogweed is a phototoxic plant. Its sap can cause phytophotodermatitis (severe skin inflammations) when the skin is exposed to sunlight or to UV-rays. Initially the skin colours red and starts itching. Then blisters form as it burns within 48 hours. They form black or purplish scars that can last several years. Hospitalisation may be necessary.[7] Presence of minute amounts of sap in the eyes can lead to temporary or even permanent blindness.[9] These reactions are caused by the presence of linear derivatives of furocoumarin in its leaves, roots, stems, flowers and seeds. These chemicals can get into the nucleus of the epithelial cells, forming a bond with the DNA, causing the cells to die. The brown colour is caused by the production of melanin by furocoumarins. In Germany, where this plant has become a real nuisance, there were about 16,000 victims in 2003
 

RossMAN

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Grrrrrrreat now I'm not to sure about visiting the in-laws down under.

Any good excuses to get out of it?
 

terry107

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For being such a badass plant it sure does have a dumb name. Maybe it should be called the super death killing plant or something.
 

SunnyD

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Grrrrrrreat now I'm not to sure about visiting the in-laws down under.

Any good excuses to get out of it?

So you're into that sort of thing? :biggrin:



That said, I'm convinced Australia is actually a continental sized colony ship from another alien civilization that settled here on earth with the intent of seeding this world with life.
 

Ichinisan

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That said, I'm convinced Australia is actually a continental sized colony ship from another alien civilization that settled here on earth with the intent of destroying all indigenous life on this planet.

Fixed.
 
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