WTF is my neighbor doing...???

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: nerp

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Swimming pewl?

lol, you don't bring in dirt to build a pool, you take dirt away.

Well, if the pool needs to be dug, the dirt doesn't just get carried away in the wind as you dig the hole.

OP: seriously, call the zoning official. If he's up to something sketchy and wants to fill in wetlands or something, you aught to let the town/city know.

good point. OP should maybe check on it in the case of redneck neighbor

 

[middlehead]

What's he building in there?
What the hell is he building
In there?
He has subscriptions to those
Magazines... He never
Waves when he goes by
He's hiding something from
The rest of us... He's all
To himself... I think I know
Why... He took down the
Tire swing from the Peppertree
He has no children of his
Own you see... He has no dog
And he has no friends and
His lawn is dying... and
What about all those packages
He sends. What's he building in there?
With that hook light
On the stairs. What's he building
In there... I'll tell you one thing
He's not building a playhouse for
The children what's he building
In there?

Now what's that sound from under the door?
He's pounding nails into a
Hardwood floor... and I
Swear to god I heard someone
Moaning low... and I keep
Seeing the blue light of a
T.V. show...
He has a router
And a table saw... and you
Won't believe what Mr. Sticha saw
There's poison underneath the sink
Of course... But there's also
Enough formaldehyde to choke
A horse... What's he building
In there. What the hell is he
Building in there? I heard he
Has an ex-wife in some place
Called Mayors Income, Tennessee
And he used to have a
consulting business in Indonesia...
but what is he building in there?
What the hell is building in there?

He has no friends
But he gets a lot of mail
I'll bet he spent a little
Time in jail...
I heard he was up on the
Roof last night
Signaling with a flashlight
And what's that tune he's
Always whistling...
What's he building in there?
What's he building in there?

We have a right to know...

 

[quackagator]

Go ask him

 

[swtethan]

Originally posted by: quackagator
Go ask him

You might not make it back he'll add you to his dirt mound.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: swtethan

Originally posted by: quackagator
Go ask him

You might not make it back he'll add you to his dirt mound.

Ssshhh, I already called dibs on op's porn so don't warn him.

 

[Alienwho]

Where do you live man? You got a lot of space and forest around, that's cool.

 

[CallMeJoe]

Just be glad it's dirt and not "fertilizer"...

 

[boomhower]

I am going to go with leveling the back yard. But as others have said call the zoning board and they will either tell you whats going on or start asking some questions from your neighbor.

 

[adairusmc]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
I believe the correct answer is "none of your fracking business"

 

[SlitheryDee]

I have a theory, but first answer one question. Have you noticed a shortage of indians in your area lately?

 

[BHeemsoth]

Originally posted by: boomhower
I am going to go with leveling the back yard. But as others have said call the zoning board and they will either tell you whats going on or start asking some questions from your neighbor.

You're probably right on what the dirt is for, but god man...don't go calling the zoning board.

 

[FDF12389]

I have no idea

 

[ViviTheMage]

driveway...

 

[n7]

Giant mole hill :Q

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Cheeseplug
Judging by the pictures, I am going to say he has a whole bunch of dead hookers that need burying.

Or one really fat wife...

 

[swtethan]

100 dead hookers or 30 really fat dead hookers

 

[pkananen]

http://data360.files.wordpress...yfuss_devils_tower.jpg

 

[Red Squirrel]

He's trying to build a wall around his house to block all that damn water from that neighbor's melting snow (you)

or maybe it needs a caption.

"Hiding murder: You're doing it wrong"

 

[iGas]

Being a good neighbor you should go over there and ask what he/she is doing, then offer your assistant.

 

[deftron]

Too bad he doesn't live near you, or you could just go over
to his house and ask him.

 

[IGBT]

..excercising his mineral rights.

 

[thedarkwolf]

Burying his house to make it more thermal efficient.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: quackagator
Go ask him

No, don't do this. He's building an Aztec temple and virgins should probably steer clear of the place.

 

[Fear No Evil]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: quackagator
Go ask him

No, don't do this. He's building an Aztec temple and virgins should probably steer clear of the place.

Thats over 100,000 AT members!

 

[SparkyJJO]

Originally posted by: PaperclipGod
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Last year he cleared a shitload of trees. Nothing weird about that, the yard looked nice. This year, though... wtf is all this shit?

Interestingly, to the right of that pile of dirt is a creek (and a large gully). It's all protected wetlands stuff, which makes me wonder if he even has a permit for all of this. Not that I give a shit about the rare slugs or whatevers down there, but it'd give me an excuse to get him to stop building... whatever it is.

Why do you care what he builds on his property?