Originally posted by: Lazy8s
I come back inside and read it. It says:
TRY JESUS
If you don't like Him the DEVIL will always take you back.
Compliments of Calvary Tabernacle Holiness Church
Originally posted by: engineereeyore
Originally posted by: wazzledoozle
Once or twice a year mormons come to my house and try to give me their version of the bible.
Just for the record, Mormon's don't have a different version of the Bible. They use the King James Version.
Originally posted by: themusgrat
Originally posted by: engineereeyore
Originally posted by: wazzledoozle
Once or twice a year mormons come to my house and try to give me their version of the bible.
Just for the record, Mormon's don't have a different version of the Bible. They use the King James Version.
Just for the record, you are wrong, they add a bunch of crap that is not in the king james version. that is why they are not christian.... Anyways, I agree, I would have had some fun with that loser though
Originally posted by: JS80
what, you'd rather have them strap bombs and blow up cafes?
Originally posted by: Kaervak
Originally posted by: buck
Some people just don't get it. I wish they would take a page from what Jesus really did here on earth. So much for promoting peace, love, forgiveness, etc.
There's no money in any of that.
*waits for flames*
Originally posted by: WHAMPOM
All we are is bytes on RAM, in a computer without a SAVE feature. Just think about it.
Translation: some idiots who believe in a magical magician in the sky came to my house and spouted dumbass crap.Originally posted by: Lazy8s
Ok, I go to Valdosta State University in deep deep south georgia, this is my 5th year so I am well qualified to make a gross generalization. Every other day or no (no exaggeration) someone from some other religion with 10 followers comes by my door to tell me about Jesus. Now I'm a christian so I'm polite tell them I go to church etc whatever.
Today some A-hole comes by and asks me where I go to church and then invites me to HIS church. We talk for a minute and he asks me "If you die today which would it be heaven or hell?" I say heaven and he says really? I say yeah, no one's perfect, if you have to be perfect we're all going to hell. He says "Well I want you to have this" hands me a card and walks off. No biggie they always pass something out.
I come back inside and read it. It says:
TRY JESUS
If you don't like Him the DEVIL will always take you back.
Compliments of Calvary Tabernacle Holiness Church
My first thought was go out and find the a-hole and give him what for. I then realize that will do no good since he's obviously only a mindless sheep. Before I call and b!tch I want to know would you be as offended as I am? The implication is that the devil has me and if I don't go there I am going to hell.
Not only is this the crap that gives christians bad names it's rediculous to be handing out to anyone. "Hello, are you having a good day? You're going to hell if you don't worship with us, are you scared yet?" I have no problem with people inviting you to church and all that but this is plain rude. Way to go christians.
Your complaint is not with either Southerners or Christians.Originally posted by: Lazy8s
Ok, I go to Valdosta State University in deep deep south georgia, this is my 5th year so I am well qualified to make a gross generalization.
Originally posted by: themusgrat
Originally posted by: engineereeyore
Originally posted by: wazzledoozle
Once or twice a year mormons come to my house and try to give me their version of the bible.
Just for the record, Mormon's don't have a different version of the Bible. They use the King James Version.
Just for the record, you are wrong, they add a bunch of crap that is not in the king james version. that is why they are not christian.... Anyways, I agree, I would have had some fun with that loser though
Originally posted by: glen
Your complaint is not with either Southerners or Christians.Originally posted by: Lazy8s
Ok, I go to Valdosta State University in deep deep south georgia, this is my 5th year so I am well qualified to make a gross generalization.
Your complaint is with Evangelical Calvinist Christians.