Become a teacher then if you don't like.
Pretty much this.
:awe: omg doctors make like 200k! That job is so freakin easy!
:hmm: Why don't you become one?
:awe: University told me to fuck off because my grades are horrible.
Repeat for every other job people say pays too much. Bus drivers in my city make something like 60k and have crazy benefits. Why don't I become one? It's a fucking bus driver job. I don't want to do that and neither do you. That's why they get paid that much.