somebody is angry...what did clothing ever do to you?
Clothes molested me, and they never seem to fit. I can't find a single store that sells long sleeve shirts that are small. My body mass index is around 25 so I'm actually slightly fatter than ideal, but people my size are so extremely rare that no clothing store sells men's small. I might need to eat until I hit the "obesity" side of the BMI scale just so I can find some clothes that fit.