WTH is this seller smoking?

[Dacalo]

LOL

this is getting more interesting day by day

 

[Javin]

Man, what's her E-Mail address? I gotta get a piece of this action. I SO want to see her "come after me" with her wanna-be-thinks-she's-an-18-year-old-cop-fat-ass. Miss ThinksShesACop has already threatened people with a virus (a felony) and now a lawsuit for your opinions on a forum (unconstitutional) and threats of harassment (a misdemeanor.) I WANT her to come after me.

What's her E-Mail? Seriously? If nothing else, we can all go to our favorite pr0n sites and leave her little presents from each of their E-Mail lists. I mean, c'mon, she's totally into PlayBoy. We'd be doing her a favor.

-Javin

 

[rudeguy]

angelkitty200285: sorry iw as not home when u messaged me.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: its ok, is the car still for sale?
angelkitty200285: yuppers, but i have 5 otehrs wanting her, one is a friend of mine and knows this car is a neat car.
angelkitty200285: so if you are serious, better gurry lol
angelkitty200285: hurry
angelkitty200285: i cant type lol
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: well...are you serious about doing any mods that I would want to it?
angelkitty200285: but after i run my errons to the bank and post office, i need to give her a wash
angelkitty200285: yes, if the buyer wants them on there
angelkitty200285: i wash her every other day and its time to wash her today.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: well...I saw the few mods you had done
angelkitty200285: btw, like your nickname
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: and I was wondering if you could do a few more...I would be willing to pay for them
angelkitty200285: i havent bought them yet, but i plan on soon... i have a sporty Bomb Muffler on its way through mail... will order the air and oil inake stuff and header if buyer wants them added on.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: are those the mufflers that go woo woo?
angelkitty200285: well, if you are really serious about this car, i would say you can do whatever you want, but if you end up buying her, may we stay in contact so i know how she is doing? she is my baby. lol
angelkitty200285: the fast n furious ones
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: thats not a problem
angelkitty200285: they add HP
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: it doesnt go woo woo?
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: I want a car that goes woo woo
angelkitty200285: well ''woo woo'' doesnt sound like a good noice lol, but it sounds very sporty, like racer material
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: no...there are mufflers that whistle...thats what I want
angelkitty200285: hmm, not sure.. i can paste you the site i bought it from....
angelkitty200285: where are you from?
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: no...thats ok if it doesnt whistle I dont know if I am interested
angelkitty200285: just because of a muffler? um, ok.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: well could you add it on if I sent ya the website?
angelkitty200285: i will read the page and see if it says that.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: could you add on a bigger wing too?
angelkitty200285: well, i cant pay a million dollars here cuz then i have no money for school... most i will pay to add to her is 200
angelkitty200285: bigger wing? that is the biggest
angelkitty200285: i looked
angelkitty200285: i am sorry, but i can not pay for all of this. you are asking me to do way too much here... i will only pay 200 dollars for whatever you want dont.. i seriously need the money for school, i am sorry to sound like a bitch.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: hmmm
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: I would be willing to pay double what you put into them
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: I want it ready for my girl when I pick it up
angelkitty200285: the 200 dollars can either go for high performance parts, or this expensive break light i thought was so spiffy
angelkitty200285: well, i will have to have you sign a contract then and so on so i know u r serious about this car. trust me, she will LOVE it! its deffintally a chicks car
angelkitty200285: you sound like you treat your girl right, wow, wish my bfs did that for me.
angelkitty200285: but... i am lesbian j/k
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: thats cool
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: so the car is $1,050 right?
angelkitty200285: the car? nooooooooooooooooooooo
angelkitty200285: its 10,500
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: oh
angelkitty200285: i paid 14,500 for it lol
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: damn, you got ripped off
angelkitty200285: well, just by you saying that, i can tell you lost interest. i am sorry.
angelkitty200285: thank you though
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: I mean I might pay a grand for that thing
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: nothing more
angelkitty200285: a grand? i am sorry, but no way.
angelkitty200285: i asked my dealer guy last week about how much my car is worht if i sold it and he said its worth about 9,500-11g
angelkitty200285: but i can really really tell u lost interest. i am sorry.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: how about a grand a can of sprite?
angelkitty200285: you were never serious about this car, were you? you just messaged me to fvck with me, huh?
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: no...I want to buy it
angelkitty200285: well, i wont sell it for lower of what i am asking... i am sorry. nobody knows except my friends and family of how good of care i took of this car
angelkitty200285: and a grand isnt going to get me anywhere in college
angelkitty200285: i am sorry.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: well yeah, if you change the oil everyday
angelkitty200285: no, i check it daily and change it when needed.
angelkitty200285: i thought i cahnged that thing two days ago.. why would it still say that?
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: couldnt tell ya
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: tell ya what..final offer
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: i will pay you what you want for that car
angelkitty200285: why all of a sudden change of mind?
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: if you lose weight, learn something about cars, and give up the internet forever
angelkitty200285: excuse me
angelkitty200285: you are the first too say i need to lose weight ever in my life, hmmm.
angelkitty200285: i knew you were just a fool.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: oh, by the way
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: AnandTech owns you!

 

[JSClark]

Originally posted by: Colt45
rofl..

he's really into the playboy theme huh?

Big pimpin' in the focus, yea baby!

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
angelkitty200285: sorry iw as not home when u messaged me.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: its ok, is the car still for sale?
angelkitty200285: yuppers, but i have 5 otehrs wanting her, one is a friend of mine and knows this car is a neat car.
angelkitty200285: so if you are serious, better gurry lol
angelkitty200285: hurry
angelkitty200285: i cant type lol
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: well...are you serious about doing any mods that I would want to it?
angelkitty200285: but after i run my errons to the bank and post office, i need to give her a wash
angelkitty200285: yes, if the buyer wants them on there
angelkitty200285: i wash her every other day and its time to wash her today.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: well...I saw the few mods you had done
angelkitty200285: btw, like your nickname
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: and I was wondering if you could do a few more...I would be willing to pay for them
angelkitty200285: i havent bought them yet, but i plan on soon... i have a sporty Bomb Muffler on its way through mail... will order the air and oil inake stuff and header if buyer wants them added on.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: are those the mufflers that go woo woo?
angelkitty200285: well, if you are really serious about this car, i would say you can do whatever you want, but if you end up buying her, may we stay in contact so i know how she is doing? she is my baby. lol
angelkitty200285: the fast n furious ones
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: thats not a problem
angelkitty200285: they add HP
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: it doesnt go woo woo?
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: I want a car that goes woo woo
angelkitty200285: well ''woo woo'' doesnt sound like a good noice lol, but it sounds very sporty, like racer material
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: no...there are mufflers that whistle...thats what I want
angelkitty200285: hmm, not sure.. i can paste you the site i bought it from....
angelkitty200285: where are you from?
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: no...thats ok if it doesnt whistle I dont know if I am interested
angelkitty200285: just because of a muffler? um, ok.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: well could you add it on if I sent ya the website?
angelkitty200285: i will read the page and see if it says that.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: could you add on a bigger wing too?
angelkitty200285: well, i cant pay a million dollars here cuz then i have no money for school... most i will pay to add to her is 200
angelkitty200285: bigger wing? that is the biggest
angelkitty200285: i looked
angelkitty200285: i am sorry, but i can not pay for all of this. you are asking me to do way too much here... i will only pay 200 dollars for whatever you want dont.. i seriously need the money for school, i am sorry to sound like a bitch.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: hmmm
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: I would be willing to pay double what you put into them
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: I want it ready for my girl when I pick it up
angelkitty200285: the 200 dollars can either go for high performance parts, or this expensive break light i thought was so spiffy
angelkitty200285: well, i will have to have you sign a contract then and so on so i know u r serious about this car. trust me, she will LOVE it! its deffintally a chicks car
angelkitty200285: you sound like you treat your girl right, wow, wish my bfs did that for me.
angelkitty200285: but... i am lesbian j/k
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: thats cool
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: so the car is $1,050 right?
angelkitty200285: the car? nooooooooooooooooooooo
angelkitty200285: its 10,500
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: oh
angelkitty200285: i paid 14,500 for it lol
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: damn, you got ripped off
angelkitty200285: well, just by you saying that, i can tell you lost interest. i am sorry.
angelkitty200285: thank you though
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: I mean I might pay a grand for that thing
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: nothing more
angelkitty200285: a grand? i am sorry, but no way.
angelkitty200285: i asked my dealer guy last week about how much my car is worht if i sold it and he said its worth about 9,500-11g
angelkitty200285: but i can really really tell u lost interest. i am sorry.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: how about a grand a can of sprite?
angelkitty200285: you were never serious about this car, were you? you just messaged me to fvck with me, huh?
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: no...I want to buy it
angelkitty200285: well, i wont sell it for lower of what i am asking... i am sorry. nobody knows except my friends and family of how good of care i took of this car
angelkitty200285: and a grand isnt going to get me anywhere in college
angelkitty200285: i am sorry.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: well yeah, if you change the oil everyday
angelkitty200285: no, i check it daily and change it when needed.
angelkitty200285: i thought i cahnged that thing two days ago.. why would it still say that?
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: couldnt tell ya
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: tell ya what..final offer
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: i will pay you what you want for that car
angelkitty200285: why all of a sudden change of mind?
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: if you lose weight, learn something about cars, and give up the internet forever
angelkitty200285: excuse me
angelkitty200285: you are the first too say i need to lose weight ever in my life, hmmm.
angelkitty200285: i knew you were just a fool.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: oh, by the way
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: AnandTech owns you!

Hahahahhahaha!! Love the last line!


: ) Amanda

 

[WhiteKnight77]

LMMFAO!!!

 

[Kaervak]

angelkitty200285: the fast n furious ones
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: thats not a problem
angelkitty200285: they add HP

angelkitty200285: the 200 dollars can either go for high performance parts, or this expensive break light i thought was so spiffy

I hope to god she never reproduces.

 

[Javin]

I fear it may be too late. Judging by the look of her, the way she talks, and her choice in vehicular decor, I'd say she's probably already on welfare with 3 kids, 2 of whom she's pretty sure she knows who the father is.

-Javin

 

[Ausm]

I just bid on it...

Ausm

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
angelkitty200285: i knew you were just a fool.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: oh, by the way
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: AnandTech owns you!

Classic.

MM

 

[amdskip]

helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: AnandTech owns you!

LMFAO, this is one of the bestest threads ever!

 

[Lyfer]

some people are just plain fcking idiots.

 

[edro]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That fvckin wing it sweet! I want one of those on my motorcycle!@

 

[rudeguy]

I asked her to put a bigger one on...I was going to tell her that I wanted to try to make it fly...but she wouldnt let me finish

 

[amdskip]

I'm getting threats to my guestbook now. She's gonna roadtrip with her girls and find me in Illinois, woo hoo!

 

[Javin]

I don't think her Police Officer peers would appreciate hearing that she's soiling their good name like that. Then again, I don't think giving blowjobs to the security guards at the corner of 7-11 makes you a cop.

-Javin

 

[Dacalo]

Originally posted by: amdskip
I'm getting threats to my guestbook now. She's gonna roadtrip with her girls and find me in Illinois, woo hoo!

LOL rednecks!

She is gonna sue me remember!

 

[wtfiwwm]

Originally posted by: DaFinn
:beer: @ THIS THREAD...

 

[Daovonnaex]

What a stupid cum bucket. First she squanders a lot of money on her car on items that don't add performance and make it look like a rolling whorehouse. Then she expects to get a severely inflated price for it. And now she claims to be a cop and is threatening to sue us. Bottom of the gene pool indeed.

 

[Luden]

Originally posted by: amdskip
I'm getting threats to my guestbook now. She's gonna roadtrip with her girls and find me in Illinois, woo hoo!

Uh-oh.. Someone is going to loose their internet privileges from mommy.

 

[Alphazero]

Originally posted by: BunLengthHotDog
holy hell, I didnt even notice that damn wing on the roof, I had to do a triple take.

Same here. It almost looks photochopped.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: amdskip
I'm getting threats to my guestbook now. She's gonna roadtrip with her girls and find me in Illinois, woo hoo!

hey if need be you can hide out in my barn!!

Edit: hey we can lure her into the barn! aint that were fat cows live?

 

[Sundog]

Originally posted by: Ylen13
"Vehicle Description

***Before you even bother, if you're from AnandTech forums that some f*cker with an IQ of a f*g fish turd posted up WITHOUT my permission, don't waste my time. If you're not, then go ahead, you won;t waste my time. Anyway, you are all wrong, I am a female and I am a cop, so you better shut your traps or I will take matters into my own hands which will not be pretty. I have other things better to do than sit on my a** all freakin day, searching for people to poke fun at for something they might have poured their heart into. My mommy and daddy didn't buy my plastic and I'm sure your's did becasue instead of out working, you're on the net making fun of someone you don't know. I have ways to find out who you are and I gaurantee I will. Don't you DARE waste my f*cking time! This is your first and only warning. You blow it, you will deal with the consequences. To the bird turd IQ, You're getting sued, buddy. You just watch! ***"

What an absolute flipp'in tool.......ugg........even police know how to spell and all the cops I know (local and state, male and female) wouldn't touch a car like that, ever. Except to ticket or tow it.

 

[AreaCode707]

helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: tell ya what..final offer
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: i will pay you what you want for that car
angelkitty200285: why all of a sudden change of mind?
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: if you lose weight, learn something about cars, and give up the internet forever
angelkitty200285: excuse me
angelkitty200285: you are the first too say i need to lose weight ever in my life, hmmm.
angelkitty200285: i knew you were just a fool.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: oh, by the way
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: AnandTech owns you![q/]

ROFLOL!!! That reminds me of those weird cybersex conversations that were posted here a while back.

 

[grrl]

rudeguy, VERY funny. LOL.