WTH? When did the green [original] Skittles change from Lime to Green Apple?

[Blackjack200]

btw, the only way to make pancakes good (besides adding blueberries) is to fry them in oil so you get a crispy exterior, with texture.

Of course, this just further reminds you why waffles are superior.

WTF, what a shock that a guy that likes waffles thinks that pancakes should be fried in freaking oil. This is a good demonstration of the effects of waffle consumption on the brain.

While that is true, its much easier to dress up waffles as you don't have to work the good stuff into the batter. :hmm: Waffles have perfectly made little pockets that fit just right for the good stuff. :hmm:

This is a great point. Waffles are for simple people. You know where you see waffles? At the Comfort Inn's continental breakfast spread. You know what I'm talking about, they have that twisting hinged waffle iron with the little cups to measure the batter. Only that seems to be far too complicated for most waffle fanatics as dried batter is fucking everywhere, from the sides of the iron to the tablecloth, to the hands of the screaming toothless kids running around while you're trying to enjoy your stale bagel and warm OJ (hey, still better than a waffle).

You know who eats pancakes? Great big New England lumberjacks who come striding into their smokey cabin from the freezing cold, famished from a hard morning's work. They sit down to a tall stack of flapjacks with melted butter, maple syrup, and a side of children, eat their fill, fuck the old lady, and sufficiently refreshed, head back outside to chop down some more trees by hand.

If you showed one of them a waffle, he'd probably assume it was some kind of dog food.

Waffles>>>pancackes.

Pancakes, like cheesecakes are clearly misnamed. Then again tasteless flour discs... ...probably aren't very marketable.

The lumberjack laughs in your face, fucks your wife, and heads back outside to chop down some more trees.

 

[BoomerD]

WTF, what a shock that a guy that likes waffles thinks that pancakes should be fried in freaking oil. This is a good demonstration of the effects of waffle consumption on the brain.



This is a great point. Waffles are for simple people. You know where you see waffles? At the Comfort Inn's continental breakfast spread. You know what I'm talking about, they have that twisting hinged waffle iron with the little cups to measure the batter. Only that seems to be far too complicated for most waffle fanatics as dried batter is fucking everywhere, from the sides of the iron to the tablecloth, to the hands of the screaming toothless kids running around while you're trying to enjoy your stale bagel and warm OJ (hey, still better than a waffle).

You know who eats pancakes? Great big New England lumberjacks who come striding into their smokey cabin from the freezing cold, famished from a hard morning's work. They sit down to a tall stack of flapjacks with melted butter, maple syrup, and a side of children, eat their fill, fuck the old lady, and sufficiently refreshed, head back outside to chop down some more trees by hand.

If you showed one of them a waffle, he'd probably assume it was some kind of dog food.



The lumberjack laughs in your face, fucks your wife, and heads back outside to chop down some more trees.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL7n5mEmXJo

 

[acheron]

I found this out yesterday eating some leftover Halloween candy too. Total bullshit. Green apple candy is terrible.

 

[zinfamous]

WTF, what a shock that a guy that likes waffles thinks that pancakes should be fried in freaking oil. This is a good demonstration of the effects of waffle consumption on the brain.



This is a great point. Waffles are for simple people. You know where you see waffles? At the Comfort Inn's continental breakfast spread. You know what I'm talking about, they have that twisting hinged waffle iron with the little cups to measure the batter. Only that seems to be far too complicated for most waffle fanatics as dried batter is fucking everywhere, from the sides of the iron to the tablecloth, to the hands of the screaming toothless kids running around while you're trying to enjoy your stale bagel and warm OJ (hey, still better than a waffle).

You know who eats pancakes? Great big New England lumberjacks who come striding into their smokey cabin from the freezing cold, famished from a hard morning's work. They sit down to a tall stack of flapjacks with melted butter, maple syrup, and a side of children, eat their fill, fuck the old lady, and sufficiently refreshed, head back outside to chop down some more trees by hand.

If you showed one of them a waffle, he'd probably assume it was some kind of dog food.



The lumberjack laughs in your face, fucks your wife, and heads back outside to chop down some more trees.

This logic is flawed. Lumberjacks are simple people who eat simple foods that require little to no thought to prepare.

Waffles are far superior because to make good waffles, takes skill and knowledge. Waffles, by design, are tastier due to the increased surface area of awesomeness--the crust.

 

[Blackjack200]

This logic is flawed. Lumberjacks are simple people who eat simple foods that require little to no thought to prepare.

Waffles are far superior because to make good waffles, takes skill and knowledge. Waffles, by design, are tastier due to the increased surface area of awesomeness--the crust.

It does not surprise me that a waffle eater would utter such nonsense.

Lumberjacks require pancakes for fuel. They are simple people, they simply will not tolerate shitty food like waffles that any kid in a Comfort Inn can make by spilling some batter on the waffle iron and turning it over as the excess seeps out the sides and drips on the tablecloth.

Lumberjacks do not prepare pancakes, their wives do. Lumberjacks reward their wives for pancake provision with large amounts of sex.

The typical waffle eater spends most of his morning trying to decide if he should put clotted cream or marmolade on his hiddeous quickbread.

 

[dank69]

It does not surprise me that a waffle eater would utter such nonsense.

Lumberjacks require pancakes for fuel. They are simple people, they simply will not tolerate shitty food like waffles that any kid in a Comfort Inn can make by spilling some batter on the waffle iron and turning it over as the excess seeps out the sides and drips on the tablecloth.

Lumberjacks do not prepare pancakes, their wives do. Lumberjacks reward their wives for pancake provision with large amounts of sex.

The typical waffle eater spends most of his morning trying to decide if he should put clotted cream or marmolade on his hiddeous quickbread.

And do you know what the penalty is for a poorly prepared pancake? A second axe wound.

 

[sdifox]

I hate the switch from lime to green apple.

 

[Blackjack200]

And do you know what the penalty is for a poorly prepared pancake? A second axe wound.

It's the only way they learn.

 

[CZroe]

Just tried some. It's clear to me that they thought lime was redundant when we have lemon. Also, green Skittles had to be reformulated due to being abused in the production of "Fire Ass Lean."

 

[CZroe]

I discovered that I like green apple in hard candies like Jolly Rancher but not in my chewables. Yuck.