WWE Wrestling is TOO fake - kids disillusioned

Raizinman

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Yes, we all know that WWE wrestling is not real wrestling, it is totally fake, bogus, staged, and more a soap opera than anything else. Certainly not a real sport.

I have a few nephews that live down the street. I babysit them on Monday night. They are both WWE Wrestling fans. They have their favorite wrestlers and watch as do 36 million viewers in 150 different countries for each WWE TV event. That is a staggering number!

For a recent celebration, I purchased ringside seats for me and my two nephews. We had front row seats facing the main TV camera. Facing the main TV camera is very important. What we noticed on the first row, facing the main camera is that the wrestler’s punches were not even close. I mean, you can throw a punch and have it slide off the face of someone and it will look close. Throwing a punch and being 4 or 5 inches away does not even look real. The wrestlers play to where the camera is and throw their punches or make their moves accordingly. When you are facing the camera and sitting this close, it was very easy to hear and see the codes the wrestlers give to each other letting them know the next move or such. Even the referee could be heard telling the wrestlers to: Let’s wrap this up now. And then oddly, one wrestler gets pinned shortly thereafter.

Both nephews came away from this event totally disillusioned. I didn’t want to be the one who tells them there is no Santa Claus, but it had to be done and better it be done by the WWE than anyone else. Watching the same event on TV a few days later, all the punches looked real and you could not even see the referee’s mouth moving giving the wrestlers signals. It’s OK to be fake, but sitting that close makes it just too fake.
 
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I remember a WWF match where one guy gets hurt in the ring, medics carry him out. Next match they cut to the ambulance ride and it looks like a severe injury, more time passes and they cut to the fallen wrestler in operating room screaming he wants revenge, more time passes and he is interviewed about what went wrong. He still wants revenge!
Final match the guy who sent the first wrestler to the hospital wins and faces someone on the injured guys team/friend. Suddenly the injured guy comes hobbling to the ring bandaged and has a cast on. Sneaks up behind the dude bragging and beats the crap out of him.
Come on what is unrealistic about that? Keep in mind this all happened in 30-60 minutes.

Sorry its been around 35 years I don't remember the names

**I'm sure the boys will remember the match favorably**
 

waggy

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Dec 14, 2000
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well duh. its fake and yeah you can tell.

I find the current WWE boring. they in what they call the "reality era" and they are trying to be more kid and family friendly. so that means less blood and bad spots.
 

smackababy

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I hate to see their faces when they learn that Jason Statham doesn't really beat up all those guys in the Transporter movies or that Marky Mark doesn't really hang out with Optimus Prime!
 

alzan

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I went to a live wrestling event only once, it didn't really disillusion me as I already knew it wasn't real wrestling; I went simply for the live show experience.

The Raw, Smackdown and other TV venues have gotten a lot worse with the "drama" factor in the last 15 years. Out of Raw's three hour Monday night show there's maybe 35 minutes of actual matches, the rest is drama and commercial breaks; I usually record it so that I can FF through the bullshit.

I've always thought of the wrestling matches themselves as stunt people doing their thing in front of live and TV audiences; in that respect only does it still have an appeal (well that and the WWE divas in their "wrestling" tights).
 

JEDIYoda

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you better not be living in Texas...or Oklahoma or Arkansas...they believe that wrestling is real....
 

zerocool84

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Nov 11, 2004
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Well durr but they do a good enough job of making it look real enough on the fly. They don't coordinate every move like movies do. They just do it right then and there.
 

waggy

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you better not be living in Texas...or Oklahoma or Arkansas...they believe that wrestling is real....

no they don't. i been to both.

people know it's fake. but its a live action TV show.. so yeah some take it a little far.
 

Hugh Jass

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"Both nephews came away from this event totally disillusioned. I didn’t want to be the one who tells them there is no Santa Claus, but it had to be done and better it be done by the WWE than anyone else."

Wow...so you took your nephews to a WWE show and were happy breaking the illusion for them of something everyone in the f'n world above the age of 12 knows is scripted and coordinated ahead of time but they are able to suspend belief and enjoy it for the spectacle it is? What a douche. Congrats.

Oh...and also congrats on yet another "hey you stupid guys, wrestling is fake and not a real sport" thread. Not enough of those around on the intratubes.
 

smackababy

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Oh...and also congrats on yet another "hey you stupid guys, wrestling is fake and not a real sport" thread. Not enough of those around on the intratubes.

This is my favorite thing. People who love to say "OMG wrestling is fake!" Like everyone on the planet didn't know that already. Next up, you're going to tell me the sun is hot or the sky is blue.
 

WT

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WWE - the 'E' stands for entertainment. The punches and kicks are for show, the bumps are real. When a guy dives out of the ring and lands on another guy, you are putting your career in his hands to properly cushion your landing. Try that 250 times a year in everything from a large arena to a house show in an armory, and eventually somebody messes up.

Sadly, they have no retirement plan to speak of, and its not like they all earn enough to retire on. For every Cena, there's 20 jobbers who collect a check, get addicted to painkillers and die before age 50.
 

MongGrel

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"Both nephews came away from this event totally disillusioned. I didn’t want to be the one who tells them there is no Santa Claus, but it had to be done and better it be done by the WWE than anyone else."

Wow...so you took your nephews to a WWE show and were happy breaking the illusion for them of something everyone in the f'n world above the age of 12 knows is scripted and coordinated ahead of time but they are able to suspend belief and enjoy it for the spectacle it is? What a douche. Congrats.

Oh...and also congrats on yet another "hey you stupid guys, wrestling is fake and not a real sport" thread. Not enough of those around on the intratubes.

Welcome to reality can be a good thing sometimes.
 

mmntech

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WWE is fake in the sense that it's not a real sport like UFC is. There's no competition involved. It's more like watching professional stunt men live acting. It's still very physically demanding and injuries are common. Concussions are a particularly big issue. Explains why pro wrestlers tend to die so young.

I certainly think UFC has eaten into WWE appeal over the last decade. I guess reality still sells more than spectacle.
 

Hugh Jass

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WWE is fake in the sense that it's not a real sport like UFC is. There's no competition involved. It's more like watching professional stunt men live acting. It's still very physically demanding and injuries are common. Concussions are a particularly big issue. Explains why pro wrestlers tend to die so young.

This.
 

Hugh Jass

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Welcome to reality can be a good thing sometimes.

In some cases...yes.

But in this case...what would it matter if two kids thought wrestling was real? Was it hurting anyone?

Why exactly was a dose of reality necessary in this case?
 

NetWareHead

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You should be relieved that you have smart nephews and realized the truth while they are still young. This event was merely a litmus test that you dont retards for close family.

Wanna hear something sad? I witnessed a college age dude defending WWE, claiming it is the real thing and getting emotional and irrational when people laughed at him. Be gad thats not your nephew
 

bearxor

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If you look up a series called Botchmania, they usually increase the gain on the audio so you can hear the wrestlers give each other the spots. Its funny. And see a ton of missed/messed up spots.
 

HOSED

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That last real thing to happen was the incident with Owen Hart.
I was a big fan in the WWWF days, I used to go to a UHF station and watch 2 hours for free then be able to see myself on TV when the recordings were played.
Bruno, Rivera, the original Sheik, George Steel (my favorite) Baron scicluna, Haystacks Calhoun ... Damn I am old!
 

zerocool84

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That last real thing to happen was the incident with Owen Hart.
I was a big fan in the WWWF days, I used to go to a UHF station and watch 2 hours for free then be able to see myself on TV when the recordings were played.
Bruno, Rivera, the original Sheik, George Steel (my favorite) Baron scicluna, Haystacks Calhoun ... Damn I am old!

There's lots of real stuff that happens, they just mostly work through it until the end of the match. You can't work through dying though.
 

GagHalfrunt

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Kids are eventually going to become disillusioned with pro wrestling. It's like Santa Claus, eventually you learn the truth and the magic is gone. It was going to happen no matter what, so it happened now rather than later. Not a big deal.
 

Skel

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When I was a child I went through a wrestling phase as most boys my age did. I made the mistake of going to a live event. While I knew it was fake, and not once did I think otherwise, going to a live event took away that small curtain that it had. The flaws were too highlighted, and you couldn't even pretend someone was hit when he was reacting across the ring. It killed wrestling for me completely. I couldn't even be amused by the increasingly stupid "story" they were attempting to push, and this was back before the monthly pay per view when they had time to build stories. All I could see what how bad they were at faking it.
 
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