x wife stories

[coot]

got any good x wife stories :|

 

[NightRaven]

All my x-wife stories were with someone else's x-wife...

 

[TommyVercetti]

Yeah, I got one, it's a really really sad story which should be a lesson to all.

I met patty at church. It was love at first sight. Her enthusiasm for God and the Love for Jesus Christ really really attracted me to her, and made me do more for my faith. We got married after a year of Christian dating (No touching or kissing). But soon afterwards, she starting keeping company of some degnerates. Some of them weren't even Christian. Thus began her downfall. She started questioning the existence of God, and like most aetheists and agnostics, she started becoming very happy with this life. Since she had strayed for the righteous path, and neither mine nor the preachers efforts could bring her back, I divorced her.

-Praise the Lord.

 

[damiano]

Originally posted by: NightRaven
All my x-wife stories were with someone else's x-wife...

or future ex wife

 

[Ogg]

Lets here yours coot

:beer:

 

[djheater]

I have some XXX wife stories, but they wouldn't be fit to share.

 

[whaleskinrug]

I assume you do?

 

[damiano]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Yeah, I got one, it's a really really sad story which should be a lesson to all.

I met patty at church. It was love at first sight. Her enthusiasm for God and the Love for Jesus Christ really really attracted me to her, and made me do more for my faith. We got married after a year of Christian dating (No touching or kissing). But soon afterwards, she starting keeping company of some degnerates. Some of them weren't even Christian. Thus began her downfall. She started questioning the existence of God, and like most aetheists and agnostics, she started becoming very happy with this life. Since she had strayed for the righteous path, and neither mine nor the preachers efforts could bring her back, I divorced her.

-Praise the Lord.

nice gf in your sig...
btw dude you are a bit too much of a hardcore christian
i think you should let go a bit

 

[Quixfire]

Originally posted by: damiano

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Yeah, I got one, it's a really really sad story which should be a lesson to all.

I met patty at church. It was love at first sight. Her enthusiasm for God and the Love for Jesus Christ really really attracted me to her, and made me do more for my faith. We got married after a year of Christian dating (No touching or kissing). But soon afterwards, she starting keeping company of some degnerates. Some of them weren't even Christian. Thus began her downfall. She started questioning the existence of God, and like most aetheists and agnostics, she started becoming very happy with this life. Since she had strayed for the righteous path, and neither mine nor the preachers efforts could bring her back, I divorced her.

-Praise the Lord.

nice gf in your sig...
btw dude you are a bit too much of a hardcore christian
i think you should let go a bit

Hardcore to whom? I think he is doing the right thing by following his faith.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: Quixfire

Originally posted by: damiano

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Yeah, I got one, it's a really really sad story which should be a lesson to all.

I met patty at church. It was love at first sight. Her enthusiasm for God and the Love for Jesus Christ really really attracted me to her, and made me do more for my faith. We got married after a year of Christian dating (No touching or kissing). But soon afterwards, she starting keeping company of some degnerates. Some of them weren't even Christian. Thus began her downfall. She started questioning the existence of God, and like most aetheists and agnostics, she started becoming very happy with this life. Since she had strayed for the righteous path, and neither mine nor the preachers efforts could bring her back, I divorced her.

-Praise the Lord.

nice gf in your sig...
btw dude you are a bit too much of a hardcore christian
i think you should let go a bit

Hardcore to whom? I think he is doing the right thing by following his faith.

Wow you guys are gullible.

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: damiano

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Yeah, I got one, it's a really really sad story which should be a lesson to all.

I met patty at church. It was love at first sight. Her enthusiasm for God and the Love for Jesus Christ really really attracted me to her, and made me do more for my faith. We got married after a year of Christian dating (No touching or kissing). But soon afterwards, she starting keeping company of some degnerates. Some of them weren't even Christian. Thus began her downfall. She started questioning the existence of God, and like most aetheists and agnostics, she started becoming very happy with this life. Since she had strayed for the righteous path, and neither mine nor the preachers efforts could bring her back, I divorced her.

-Praise the Lord.

nice gf in your sig...
btw dude you are a bit too much of a hardcore christian
i think you should let go a bit

Im not sure he is as he has some pics in his directory that are "impure". Pic of girlfriend in towel in bathroom, wtf? Does Jesus know about bewbies?

EDIT: Im gullible, tv is a parody?

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Quixfire

Originally posted by: damiano

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Yeah, I got one, it's a really really sad story which should be a lesson to all.

I met patty at church. It was love at first sight. Her enthusiasm for God and the Love for Jesus Christ really really attracted me to her, and made me do more for my faith. We got married after a year of Christian dating (No touching or kissing). But soon afterwards, she starting keeping company of some degnerates. Some of them weren't even Christian. Thus began her downfall. She started questioning the existence of God, and like most aetheists and agnostics, she started becoming very happy with this life. Since she had strayed for the righteous path, and neither mine nor the preachers efforts could bring her back, I divorced her.

-Praise the Lord.

nice gf in your sig...
btw dude you are a bit too much of a hardcore christian
i think you should let go a bit

Hardcore to whom? I think he is doing the right thing by following his faith.

Are we three doing the right thing by hijacking the thread? TommyVercetti is parody. Read through all his posts from his first day.

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: Quixfire

Originally posted by: damiano

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Yeah, I got one, it's a really really sad story which should be a lesson to all.

I met patty at church. It was love at first sight. Her enthusiasm for God and the Love for Jesus Christ really really attracted me to her, and made me do more for my faith. We got married after a year of Christian dating (No touching or kissing). But soon afterwards, she starting keeping company of some degnerates. Some of them weren't even Christian. Thus began her downfall. She started questioning the existence of God, and like most aetheists and agnostics, she started becoming very happy with this life. Since she had strayed for the righteous path, and neither mine nor the preachers efforts could bring her back, I divorced her.

-Praise the Lord.

nice gf in your sig...
btw dude you are a bit too much of a hardcore christian
i think you should let go a bit

Hardcore to whom? I think he is doing the right thing by following his faith.

Yea, just different views. He thinks I'm a "degenerate" cause I don't follow a certain religion even though I'm not atheist.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: awg

Originally posted by: damiano

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Yeah, I got one, it's a really really sad story which should be a lesson to all.

I met patty at church. It was love at first sight. Her enthusiasm for God and the Love for Jesus Christ really really attracted me to her, and made me do more for my faith. We got married after a year of Christian dating (No touching or kissing). But soon afterwards, she starting keeping company of some degnerates. Some of them weren't even Christian. Thus began her downfall. She started questioning the existence of God, and like most aetheists and agnostics, she started becoming very happy with this life. Since she had strayed for the righteous path, and neither mine nor the preachers efforts could bring her back, I divorced her.

-Praise the Lord.

nice gf in your sig...
btw dude you are a bit too much of a hardcore christian
i think you should let go a bit

Im not sure he is as he has some pics in his directory that are "impure". Pic of girlfriend in towel in bathroom, wtf? Does Jesus know about bewbies?

Hint: there are lots of other pics of his "girlfriend" available on the intarweb.

 

[TekChik]

Originally posted by: Quixfire

Originally posted by: damiano

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Yeah, I got one, it's a really really sad story which should be a lesson to all.

I met patty at church. It was love at first sight. Her enthusiasm for God and the Love for Jesus Christ really really attracted me to her, and made me do more for my faith. We got married after a year of Christian dating (No touching or kissing). But soon afterwards, she starting keeping company of some degnerates. Some of them weren't even Christian. Thus began her downfall. She started questioning the existence of God, and like most aetheists and agnostics, she started becoming very happy with this life. Since she had strayed for the righteous path, and neither mine nor the preachers efforts could bring her back, I divorced her.

-Praise the Lord.

nice gf in your sig...
btw dude you are a bit too much of a hardcore christian
i think you should let go a bit

Hardcore to whom? I think he is doing the right thing by following his faith.

i second that. i think it's awesome.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Yeah, I got one, it's a really really sad story which should be a lesson to all.

I met patty at church. It was love at first sight. Her enthusiasm for God and the Love for Jesus Christ really really attracted me to her, and made me do more for my faith. We got married after a year of Christian dating (No touching or kissing). But soon afterwards, she starting keeping company of some degnerates. Some of them weren't even Christian. Thus began her downfall. She started questioning the existence of God, and like most aetheists and agnostics, she started becoming very happy with this life. Since she had strayed for the righteous path, and neither mine nor the preachers efforts could bring her back, I divorced her.

-Praise the Lord.

Lol,maybe she found adding Jesus to the bed made it too uncomfortable for sleeping?

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Yeah, I got one, it's a really really sad story which should be a lesson to all.

I met patty at church. It was love at first sight. Her enthusiasm for God and the Love for Jesus Christ really really attracted me to her, and made me do more for my faith. We got married after a year of Christian dating (No touching or kissing). But soon afterwards, she starting keeping company of some degnerates. Some of them weren't even Christian. Thus began her downfall. She started questioning the existence of God, and like most aetheists and agnostics, she started becoming very happy with this life. Since she had strayed for the righteous path, and neither mine nor the preachers efforts could bring her back, I divorced her.

-Praise the Lord.

you messed up with your story, if you were a fundie you would know the church frowns on divorce.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: TekChik

Originally posted by: Quixfire

Originally posted by: damiano

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Yeah, I got one, it's a really really sad story which should be a lesson to all.

I met patty at church. It was love at first sight. Her enthusiasm for God and the Love for Jesus Christ really really attracted me to her, and made me do more for my faith. We got married after a year of Christian dating (No touching or kissing). But soon afterwards, she starting keeping company of some degnerates. Some of them weren't even Christian. Thus began her downfall. She started questioning the existence of God, and like most aetheists and agnostics, she started becoming very happy with this life. Since she had strayed for the righteous path, and neither mine nor the preachers efforts could bring her back, I divorced her.

-Praise the Lord.

nice gf in your sig...
btw dude you are a bit too much of a hardcore christian
i think you should let go a bit

Hardcore to whom? I think he is doing the right thing by following his faith.

i second that. i think it's awesome.

I have done much hardcore with his G/F's too. My wife is upset about it, but being a good christian is all about confessing.

I hear Tommy's girls like this: Crisco on his site

 

[radioouman]

Originally posted by: awg

Originally posted by: damiano

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Yeah, I got one, it's a really really sad story which should be a lesson to all.

I met patty at church. It was love at first sight. Her enthusiasm for God and the Love for Jesus Christ really really attracted me to her, and made me do more for my faith. We got married after a year of Christian dating (No touching or kissing). But soon afterwards, she starting keeping company of some degnerates. Some of them weren't even Christian. Thus began her downfall. She started questioning the existence of God, and like most aetheists and agnostics, she started becoming very happy with this life. Since she had strayed for the righteous path, and neither mine nor the preachers efforts could bring her back, I divorced her.

-Praise the Lord.

nice gf in your sig...
btw dude you are a bit too much of a hardcore christian
i think you should let go a bit

Im not sure he is as he has some pics in his directory that are "impure". Pic of girlfriend in towel in bathroom, wtf? Does Jesus know about bewbies?

EDIT: Im gullible, tv is a parody?

Dude, I wanna be a Christian like TV

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Yeah, I got one, it's a really really sad story which should be a lesson to all.

I met patty at church. It was love at first sight. Her enthusiasm for God and the Love for Jesus Christ really really attracted me to her, and made me do more for my faith. We got married after a year of Christian dating (No touching or kissing). But soon afterwards, she starting keeping company of some degnerates. Some of them weren't even Christian. Thus began her downfall. She started questioning the existence of God, and like most aetheists and agnostics, she started becoming very happy with this life. Since she had strayed for the righteous path, and neither mine nor the preachers efforts could bring her back, I divorced her.

-Praise the Lord.

Lol,maybe she found adding Jesus to the bed made it too uncomfortable for sleeping?

That
would be one kinky threesome

Ausm

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Yeah, I got one, it's a really really sad story which should be a lesson to all.

I met patty at church. It was love at first sight. Her enthusiasm for God and the Love for Jesus Christ really really attracted me to her, and made me do more for my faith. We got married after a year of Christian dating (No touching or kissing). But soon afterwards, she starting keeping company of some degnerates. Some of them weren't even Christian. Thus began her downfall. She started questioning the existence of God, and like most aetheists and agnostics, she started becoming very happy with this life. Since she had strayed for the righteous path, and neither mine nor the preachers efforts could bring her back, I divorced her.

-Praise the Lord.

Lol,maybe she found adding Jesus to the bed made it too uncomfortable for sleeping?

That
would be one kinky threesome

Ausm

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: ausm

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Yeah, I got one, it's a really really sad story which should be a lesson to all.

I met patty at church. It was love at first sight. Her enthusiasm for God and the Love for Jesus Christ really really attracted me to her, and made me do more for my faith. We got married after a year of Christian dating (No touching or kissing). But soon afterwards, she starting keeping company of some degnerates. Some of them weren't even Christian. Thus began her downfall. She started questioning the existence of God, and like most aetheists and agnostics, she started becoming very happy with this life. Since she had strayed for the righteous path, and neither mine nor the preachers efforts could bring her back, I divorced her.

-Praise the Lord.

Lol,maybe she found adding Jesus to the bed made it too uncomfortable for sleeping?

That
would be one kinky threesome

Ausm

gives new meaning to that song"what a friend I have in Jesus" eh?

 

[alkemyst]

Seriously ex-wife stories....

met ex-wife on beach....she was one of many I met that day.....

my brother's g/f: "did you like stephanie?"

me: "stephanie who?"

mbg: "you met her today"

me: "OK who was that?" [explaination followed]

mbg: I will bring pics.

----

Ok pics were all of a bunch of girls doing lingerie pictures (while on a christian high school field trip)....she was smoking (32D, 22, 34), long blonde hair, blue eyes.

We spent the summer screwing.....

-----

marriage a year later or so....great wedding

----

move to gainesville to go to UF, still great....

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Spring Break, she breaks her neck in a rearending accident by some old lady window shopping and no realizing the light was red while traveling approx. 45mph.

-----

she changes big time....

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she ruins the job I got her at the bank I worked for by wearing plunge necklines and 4" mini skirts where you could see pretty much anything you wanted when she sat.....

------

gang warfare ensues....I have to call old favors.

------

we divorce, warfare increases, finally she disappears.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: damiano

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Yeah, I got one, it's a really really sad story which should be a lesson to all.

I met patty at church. It was love at first sight. Her enthusiasm for God and the Love for Jesus Christ really really attracted me to her, and made me do more for my faith. We got married after a year of Christian dating (No touching or kissing). But soon afterwards, she starting keeping company of some degnerates. Some of them weren't even Christian. Thus began her downfall. She started questioning the existence of God, and like most aetheists and agnostics, she started becoming very happy with this life. Since she had strayed for the righteous path, and neither mine nor the preachers efforts could bring her back, I divorced her.

-Praise the Lord.

nice gf in your sig...
btw dude you are a bit too much of a hardcore christian
i think you should let go a bit

LOL I think you need to check your sarcasm meter

 

[Ogg]

The neck breakage changed her into a slutty ho?