I think what they should do is bring Benoit in.
Ross would go:
BENOIT'S LINED UP, HERE'S THE SNAP, OOH, BENOIT BREAKS THROUGH TWO LINE MEN, GOES FOR THE QB, GOD ALMIGHTY HE SACKS HIM!! WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT'S THIS? GOOD LORD IT'S THE CROSS FACE, BENOIT HAS IT LOCKED IN. THE QB IS TAPPING OUT..OOH, MY GOD WHAT A MOVE, WHAT POWER.
They should keep the XFL alive just for the possibility of the video game. You could do press slams and clothesline tackles..and when a guy is near the endlines, he should go through a table.