Alright stop! Grab a table and a menu
Rice is back in this Oriental venue
Hungry! For a little chop suey
I want Chinese, not Hong Kong fui
You know what you want! Yo, can't decide
Column A, column B, I like fried
Barbeque spareribs, my fingers I'm lickin
Waitin' for the main course, Kung Pao chicken
Spicy! I mean hot like a stir fry
If you can't take it, order Moo Goo Gai
Pan! Means chicken and mushrooms
While you're on the soup, the food is here too soon
No substitute and betcha get hot tea
They say vegetable but that means snow pea
If I get desert, yo I deserve it
Check out the chow while the waiter serves it
Rice rice baby...
Rice rice baby...
You're eating sweet and sour
But you'll be hungry in less than an hour
Use chopsticks it don't, it don't matter
Fingers were made for a pu pu platter
Egg-rollin, with egg foo young
My dinner is cookin' like Connie Chung
Noodles on standby, chow mein nearby
Eggdrop? No, I'm a wonton soup guy
Soy sauce, hot mustard smokin'
My plate is clean and my fortune cookie broken
Bustin a bite of Mongolian beef
Got a mint toothpick for my teeth
Takeout, leftover lo mein
If I eat any more I'll have a weight gain
If I get desert, yo I deserve it
Check out the chow while the waiter serves it
Rice rice baby...
Rice rice baby... to go