YAG(girl)T: Lose Lose

[SlowSpyder]

Tell her that mentally she is rated -infinity right now.

 

[anxi80]

should've gone the sarcasm route.

her: what would you rate me?
you: on looks? an 8. on personality? a 3.

you more than likely will take a punch to the kidneys, but at least you dont have to worry about it for another few months. and you might want to think of another clever response if and when the topic comes back up.

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: SlowSpyder
Tell her that mentally she is rated -infinity right now.

lol

 

[silverpig]

Oh helpful hint I managed to come up with once.

A good female friend of mine did something stupid.

Me: Wow, you're really not the brightest bulb in the batch are you?
*she gets that look in her eye and looks about to hit me*
Me: ...but you're pretty close!

She laughed and told me that I made a good save.

 

[DanFungus]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
When a woman asks what you would rate her, rate each part individually. But do it sexy-funny.

1. Ass that won't stop. 4 points.
2. Breasts that make you want to sit up and beg for buttermilk. 5 points.
3. Traffic stopping legs
etc..etc...
And while describing each part make sure to caress that part, that way you might get some sex.

this is a fvcking brilliant answer

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: DanFungus

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
When a woman asks what you would rate her, rate each part individually. But do it sexy-funny.

1. Ass that won't stop. 4 points.
2. Breasts that make you want to sit up and beg for buttermilk. 5 points.
3. Traffic stopping legs
etc..etc...
And while describing each part make sure to caress that part, that way you might get some sex.

this is a fvcking brilliant answer

Unless she thinks that the scale is based on an average of all body parts, in which a 4.5 would not be so great...

 

[soulcougher73]

I always just say. Its hard to rate you because i am blinded by your beauty.

 

[Al Neri]

wth, no pics !!!!!!!

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: leftyman
I use selective hearing. It helps.

 

[pnad]

My wife knows she is no Kate Beckinsale and I'm no Johnny Depp. It's called reality.

 

[uhohs]

LOL at the OP

 

[bamacre]

What you should have told her is that the said scale doesn't work for her because you love her. The women on the TV and in the movies are not people you know, certainly not love. So you can only judge them via their looks. Because you not only know your fiance but also love her, the scale doesn't work.

Or maybe you don't love her, I dunno.

If you want to "fix" the situation, here is what I would do. I would approach her and tell her that you have been thinking about this seriously, and trying to find out why she is asking this, and why you answered the way you did. Then proceed to tell her that, while you are still unsure why she's asking, you have found that your answer was incorrect, for the reasons I stated above. Then you should tell her, and I hope this is the truth, that you are very serious about your ideas on marriage, and that you would never have asked her to marry you if you weren't 100% sure she was the perfect woman for you, and that you couldn't imagine not being with her for the rest of your life.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
So my fiancee and I were watching TV about 9 months ago and she brought up some actresses and asked me to rate them. I did, most receiving 7s-9s. She then proceeded to ask me what I'd rate her... I was cautious about it and didn't say anything. She kept naggin at me to do it, so I did... I said, "God didn't make anyone in this world perfect, but you're as close as it gets... a 9." Big mistake. She about cried for 2 hours and told me she can't understand how I could be with someone I rate a 9. Bizarre... anyway, it's been 9 months and I figured she had gotten over it. Last night she asks me out of nowhere again... "what do you rate me honey?" So I say 10 a fvckin 10!!! She breaks down again telling me how I'm just saying that and I really don't mean it. So now I'm a liar?

Lose lose situation just like 99% of em w/ women.

/rant

Cliffs
1 - Fiancee asks me to rate her
2 - I give her a 9
3 - she cries and asks why so low
4 - 9 months go by
5 - she asks again and I say 10.. an f'n 10
6 - cries again, I lose.

and you are going to marry that?

wow.... good luck with that life.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
and you are going to marry that?

wow.... good luck with that life.

Don't worry too much - he'll chose better with his second wife.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Compton
Tell her that a 10 wouldn't cry.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: moshquerade
and you are going to marry that?

wow.... good luck with that life.

Don't worry too much - he'll chose better with his second wife.

live and learn, the hard way. : /

 

[yllus]

Wow, she cried? All of the comedy aside, that'd be a really big warning sign for me...

 

[SirChadwick]

Originally posted by: yllus
Wow, she cried? All of the comedy aside, that'd be a really big warning sign for me...

Well the first time she cried. The second time she just pouted and barely talked to me all night. Then the usual, "what's wrong honey?" x 100 was asked by myself. She kept saying "nothing" x101. Then finally she just said I just need to realize that you're not going to change... I asked what do you mean? She says you're always going to feel the same way about me, thinking I'm just a 9 no matter what you tell me.

Seriously, we've already called our marriage off for another year due to some problems. I'm trying to make things work w/out being the b*tch of the relationship. But apologizing for things like this doesn't really help the situation. I don't feel that I was wrong in anyway, but of course I can't say that b/c then she'll say "you're never wrong about anything are you?"

 

[dbk]

Just be honest with her. Rate her a 1.

 

[SirChadwick]

Originally posted by: dbk
Just be honest with her. Rate her a 1.

Today I feel like rating her with a right boot.

 

[yuppiejr]

Originally posted by: SirChadwick

Originally posted by: yllus
Wow, she cried? All of the comedy aside, that'd be a really big warning sign for me...

Well the first time she cried. The second time she just pouted and barely talked to me all night. Then the usual, "what's wrong honey?" x 100 was asked by myself. She kept saying "nothing" x101. Then finally she just said I just need to realize that you're not going to change... I asked what do you mean? She says you're always going to feel the same way about me, thinking I'm just a 9 no matter what you tell me.

Seriously, we've already called our marriage off for another year due to some problems. I'm trying to make things work w/out being the b*tch of the relationship. But apologizing for things like this doesn't really help the situation. I don't feel that I was wrong in anyway, but of course I can't say that b/c then she'll say "you're never wrong about anything are you?"

Smart move on the delay, might want to make that indefinite - this girl sounds like a headcase. I would have to say that falling into the "honey what's wrong" attention trap repeatedly does raise your "b*tch" point count a bit.

 

[CPA]

God, I am so glad my wife is totally opposite to that.

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
So my fiancee and I were watching TV about 9 months ago and she brought up some actresses and asked me to rate them. I did, most receiving 7s-9s. She then proceeded to ask me what I'd rate her... I was cautious about it and didn't say anything. She kept naggin at me to do it, so I did... I said, "God didn't make anyone in this world perfect, but you're as close as it gets... a 9." Big mistake. She about cried for 2 hours and told me she can't understand how I could be with someone I rate a 9. Bizarre... anyway, it's been 9 months and I figured she had gotten over it. Last night she asks me out of nowhere again... "what do you rate me honey?" So I say 10 a fvckin 10!!! She breaks down again telling me how I'm just saying that and I really don't mean it. So now I'm a liar?

Lose lose situation just like 99% of em w/ women.

/rant

Cliffs
1 - Fiancee asks me to rate her
2 - I give her a 9
3 - she cries and asks why so low
4 - 9 months go by
5 - she asks again and I say 10.. an f'n 10
6 - cries again, I lose.

LMAO poor you

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: yuppiejr

Originally posted by: SirChadwick

Originally posted by: yllus
Wow, she cried? All of the comedy aside, that'd be a really big warning sign for me...

Well the first time she cried. The second time she just pouted and barely talked to me all night. Then the usual, "what's wrong honey?" x 100 was asked by myself. She kept saying "nothing" x101. Then finally she just said I just need to realize that you're not going to change... I asked what do you mean? She says you're always going to feel the same way about me, thinking I'm just a 9 no matter what you tell me.

Seriously, we've already called our marriage off for another year due to some problems. I'm trying to make things work w/out being the b*tch of the relationship. But apologizing for things like this doesn't really help the situation. I don't feel that I was wrong in anyway, but of course I can't say that b/c then she'll say "you're never wrong about anything are you?"

Smart move on the delay, might want to make that indefinite - this girl sounds like a headcase. I would have to say that falling into the "honey what's wrong" attention trap repeatedly does raise your "b*tch" point count a bit.

Yup. I don't know anyone who would complain about being seen as a 9. Sounds like the girl is a bit on the nutty side. and not the lovable nutty.

 

[AkumaX]

haha you got pwn3d!!!!