YAG(girl)T: Lose Lose

[SirChadwick]

So my fiancee and I were watching TV about 9 months ago and she brought up some actresses and asked me to rate them. I did, most receiving 7s-9s. She then proceeded to ask me what I'd rate her... I was cautious about it and didn't say anything. She kept naggin at me to do it, so I did... I said, "God didn't make anyone in this world perfect, but you're as close as it gets... a 9." Big mistake. She about cried for 2 hours and told me she can't understand how I could be with someone I rate a 9. Bizarre... anyway, it's been 9 months and I figured she had gotten over it. Last night she asks me out of nowhere again... "what do you rate me honey?" So I say 10 a fvckin 10!!! She breaks down again telling me how I'm just saying that and I really don't mean it. So now I'm a liar?

Lose lose situation just like 99% of em w/ women.

/rant

Cliffs
1 - Fiancee asks me to rate her
2 - I give her a 9
3 - she cries and asks why so low
4 - 9 months go by
5 - she asks again and I say 10.. an f'n 10
6 - cries again, I lose.

 

[helloedchen]

Your trouble started when you agreed to rate girls on TV in front of the woman Good luck.

 

[Quasmo]

You should have told her 9 again.

Or tell her shes an 11 on the personality scale, and that that's all that really matters. Unless shes dull as a brick.

If you really want to avoid the question just tell her shes a 1 and stick to that answer, be real sarcastic and never give a real answer. Obviously she knows you dont think of her as a 1, and you never have to answer the question.

 

[SearchMaster]

Tell her the new hairstyle pushed her up that extra point.

 

[tw1164]

You should have said 11

 

[freakflag]

This thread is worthless without...aw screw it...get her on the Paxil NOW.

 

[Safeway]

That is bullsh!t. You are supposed to say she is an 11 in the first place. You said 9, big mistake. That means she was on par with those girls on TV. You even qualified it with your, "God didn't make anyone perfect," statement. Then, she asked again, and you said 10. You did lie. You should have said, 'We've been over this before, woman. I said you were perfect in my opinion. I can't put a number on that."

 

[KarmaPolice]

tell her to grow up

 

[SirChadwick]

Originally posted by: SearchMaster
Tell her the new hairstyle pushed her up that extra point.

Actually I'll come up w/ something better tonight and just tell her how much we've been through and grown together. It put her up another point simply b/c she puts up w/ my crap.
Wait, nevermind that will just cause more drama. How about I just end myself?

 

[clamum]

Yeah I fell for something similar with an ex once. She wasn't too pumped but it wasn't a big deal. I know better now.

 

[StevenYoo]

I'm sorry, but this post made me literally LOL.

 

[SirChadwick]

Originally posted by: StevenYoo
I'm sorry, but this post made me literally LOL.

Can you relate? lol.

 

[deerslayer]

WTF, is she 12?

 

[leftyman]

I use selective hearing. It helps.

 

[SirChadwick]

Originally posted by: leftyman
I use selective hearing. It helps.

I've tried this also, it hurts.

 

[iamwiz82]

"The only woman in the world I would want to rate is you, and you are a perfect 11, because that is higher than 10."

 

[Hyperlite]

first glance looked like "loose loose" :laugh:

 

[Lola]

LOL! there is no right way to answer that question by a girl
I don't even know what i would want for an answer so i don't think i would ever ask a question like that!
I guess you should have said "we all have our flaws, myself included, but to me you are perfect. Not only are you physically beautiful, but also kind, thoughtful, honest...". with a sincere voice, that would have been fine.

 

[nakedfrog]

Don't worry, you'll get plenty of chances to figure out other wrong answers to that question.

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
"The only woman in the world I would want to rate is you, and you are a perfect 11, because that is higher than 10."

FINALLY! After 7 years you get it!
ALthough i know you were rolling your eyes as you typed that!

 

[VengefulActs]

You need to reign in this situation if you?re really planning to spend you life with this woman.

If she ever asks about her rating or brings it up again in any manner, reach out and slap her hard across the head. If that doesn?t improve the situation, move on to the fists.




I?m kidding people, but this seriously can?t be allowed to go on.

 

[Modular]

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
So my fiancee and I were watching TV

There's still time...run!

She's obviously got some HUGE (as in bigger than typing in caps) problems with self-esteem. If you want to be the one who tries to make her feel good about herself to no avail for the rest of your life..

 

[Quasmo]

I'm telling you, be sarcastic. Rate her a 1 and tell her all her good qualities. When you talk to her again say you rethought your position on the matter and decided shes a 1 because shes TOO attractive, and TOO helpful, and TOO nice, ect.

Editors note: I would have been brutally honest because I don't have a sense of modesty. I probably blurted out 6 or 7, and been totally ****** the rest of my life.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

When a woman asks what you would rate her, rate each part individually. But do it sexy-funny.

1. Ass that won't stop. 4 points.
2. Breasts that make you want to sit up and beg for buttermilk. 5 points.
3. Traffic stopping legs
etc..etc...
And while describing each part make sure to caress that part, that way you might get some sex.

 

[FoBoT]

:laugh:


consider celibacy