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[Your Ears]

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...3178&enterthread=y second post

If this guy has a wife, what's he doing with a high school girl?

 

[LtPage1]

Originally posted by: Your Ears
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...3178&enterthread=y second post

If this guy has a wife, what's he doing with a high school girl?

living at home, with visting restrictions, with a little brother?

i think this thread's the legit one. much more entertaining that way.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

This is un-fvcking-real.

Do yourself a favor and just donate your "weenie" to science.

 

[thirdlegstump]

you got me laughing my balls off. thanks.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
This is un-fvcking-real.

Do yourself a favor and just donate your "weenie" to science.

OK, re-read the above with the 'Obvious truth' filter enabled.

 

[Shawn]

WTF?! I can't believe I read all that. This is pathetic dude! I don't even know what do say.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
This is un-fvcking-real.
Do yourself a favor and just donate your "weenie" to science.

OK, re-read the above with the 'Obvious truth' filter enabled.

It deisplays a blank post

Otherwise, funniest thread I've read in a long time. Keep up the good work.

 

[3chordcharlie]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: ohtwell
Well, next time it happens just walk into the bathroom, jerk it in the sink (which probably won't take too long), wash hands and brush teeth, then come back and cuddle. If she asks why you were gone so long, tell her it's because you brushed your teeth.

Either that or walk in the bathroom and say, "Look dick, we'll pork her later. For now, just settle the fvck down and go limp again!"


: ) Amanda

Your knowledge of men is astounding

Hmmmm..... my sarcasm meter is dead, so I'm not sure if you are being a smart ass or not. I'll just assume that you are!


: ) Amanda

Nope, I think your meter registered 'no sarcasm' quite accurately

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

woo, another good laugh tonight, i like this one

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: 3chordcharlie

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: ohtwell
Well, next time it happens just walk into the bathroom, jerk it in the sink (which probably won't take too long), wash hands and brush teeth, then come back and cuddle. If she asks why you were gone so long, tell her it's because you brushed your teeth.

Either that or walk in the bathroom and say, "Look dick, we'll pork her later. For now, just settle the fvck down and go limp again!"


: ) Amanda

Your knowledge of men is astounding

Hmmmm..... my sarcasm meter is dead, so I'm not sure if you are being a smart ass or not. I'll just assume that you are!


: ) Amanda

Nope, I think your meter registered 'no sarcasm' quite accurately

Haha, no sarcasm involved

 

[maziwanka]

man. a busy day at work and i miss this thread. classic....

hahahahahha. the OP has to be in like 8th grade.

 

[yankeesfan]

OMG! AMAZING STORY!!!!!!!!!!! 10/10! ROFLCOPTER!

 

[SagaLore]

Can you put how old you are in your original post?

 

[Frew]

Holy Sh!t this is great. I was laughing for like 20 minutes.

 

[cmdrmoocow]

Wait.

Girl? Halo 2 shirt?

Nah. Can't be real.

 

[sniperruff]

man with all these details i thought this guy is getting some poon as oppose to this other guy who can't get any.

just let your brother rat on you. you guys watch a movie and your parents obviously don't want you to become a monk so that should be alright.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: Pantoot
Hehe. Weenie!

 

[SuperPickle]

Originally posted by: DT4K
Preyhunter had a job, was taking finals, and driving a 98 F-150 in the year 2000.
And his first computer was a VIC-20.

You decide if this is parody.

Well done, btw. Great post.

recieved Pell grant
was on year 10 of college in 2000
Marine Corps pre-2001

The post made my night, though :beer:

 

[HalosPuma]

Originally posted by: Preyhunter
I went and fixed myself up a little bit. I didn?t go overboard, just wet-combed my hair, added some deodorant, and put on my new Halo 2 t-shirt.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh sh!t, man, that's too funny!!!! Did you also put on your GI Joe slippers and Transformers boxers???

I'm guessing your what, 16? Dude, if your girlfriend has a problem with you getting a hard-on when she's setting in your lap, then I suggest you find a new girlfriend. Jeezus, what do you think leads to a BJ?

 

[HalosPuma]

Originally posted by: TrueBlueLS
Any idiot knows you don't get girls with a Halo 2 shirt. We're not assholes, we just help restate the obvious for the stupid.

Yeah, 'cause everyone knows real men wear Half-Life 2 Collector's Edition T-shirt! Now in fashionable black!

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: HalosPuma

Originally posted by: TrueBlueLS
Any idiot knows you don't get girls with a Halo 2 shirt. We're not assholes, we just help restate the obvious for the stupid.

Yeah, 'cause everyone knows real men wear Half-Life 2 Collector's Edition T-shirt! Now in fashionable black!

 

[bootymac]

A guy wearing a Halo 2 shirt to impress his girl, and gets all nervous because his penis was bigger than ever before in his entire life. Yeah, sounds like ATOT to me

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: bootymac
A guy wearing a Halo 2 shirt to impress his girl, and gets all nervous because his penis was bigger than ever before in his entire life. Yeah, sounds like ATOT to me

 

[lithium726]

GOD that was awesome! thanks OP

after reading j0hnny's thread i didnt think it could get any better, but damn this is terrific

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

bahahahaha, a third time tonight i got a kick out of that