YAGT: Cuddling "issues"...help me! *SCORE!*

[imported_umbra]

yeah well I am a spry young lad and I get multiple in an hour so I devote rougly an hour a day keeping my lusts under control and then for the rest of the day I'm not distracted. Course I do get a little randy when I don't have time TRY IT

 

[Deeko]

Confusing.

 

[PlatinumGold]

POKE HER.

wtf, if she wants to cuddle then let her know how you really feel.

she might even take it as a compliment. (ok mb not).

 

[imported_umbra]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
POKE HER.

wtf, if she wants to cuddle then let her know how you really feel.

she might even take it as a compliment. (ok mb not).

good point tell her shes so beautiful that you couldn't help but show your love

 

[imported_thomash]

Just tell her her sexy ass is turning you on..

a compliment..

..then and ask her to give you a hand..


IT CAN'T BE THAT EMBARESSING IF YOU SAY SHE'S SEXY AND YOU GET TURNED ON BY HER..

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: umbra

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
POKE HER.

wtf, if she wants to cuddle then let her know how you really feel.

she might even take it as a compliment. (ok mb not).

good point tell her shes so beautiful that you couldn't help but show your love

i dont' remember ever being concerned about this when i was dating. shoot, if it got to that point, AFAIWC she deserved to know what was going on.

 

[Regs]

Did someone miss sex-ed in middle school?

 

[tRaptor]

Beating it off before she comes over will never work, at least it never works for me. You could probably beat it 10 times, wouldent matter, having a real chick there is going to bring him out.

WHat i cant figure out is how you managed to get up and leave without being noticed, I would never be able to do that. Kinda hard for her to miss that tent in your pants

 

[ucdbiendog]

Originally posted by: tRaptor
Beating it off before she comes over will never work, at least it never works for me. You could probably beat it 10 times, wouldent matter, having a real chick there is going to bring him out.

WHat i cant figure out is how you managed to get up and leave without being noticed, I would never be able to do that. Kinda hard for her to miss that tent in your pants

from what it sounded like, it wasnt in full salute yet, he just felt a twitch or whatever. god this thread owns

 

[Longkid]

Fvck it. Its funny. Reguardless.

 

[parody]

who cares? it's still funny.

 

[preslove]

Best joke thread ever.

 

[Tiamat]

:laugh: This is the first thread in OT that has caused me to burst out laughing at work spraying my crt with water that i was trying to drink.

 

[parody]

Originally posted by: Tiamat
:laugh: This is the first thread in OT that has caused me to burst out laughing at work spraying my crt with water that i was trying to drink.

This thread caused me to sign up....hence my nick. soooooo funny.

 

[austin316]

Originally posted by: preslove
Best joke thread ever.

agreed. sucks that its not real. BTW, Preyhunter had 3 years in between posts! talk about an extended break.

 

[Spooner]

I must know your age. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease.

15?

 

[HonkeyDonk]

AHAHAHHAA....i just read this thread...funny sh!t...thanks for the laughs. It has been pretty boring all day at work so this has helped the time go by. lol.

 

[welst10]

Hale 2 t-shirt. hahaha

 

[mcveigh]

next time make sure the little brother wont extort you!

hey cassanova how about take her on a real date???????

 

[Cross]

I want to help you but like everyone has already said, you go way to far. You listened to mp3's got her a sprite, did not like pizza...I mean Ok the best way to discribe this is Scopecreek. (the way it was discribed to me) it means your focusing on to much. Just like with this I would believe. You need to see that its basic and simple. We do not need to know that you got her a sprite, etc. We want to help you hints we need to know the problem. If by the 2nd paragraph you have not covered the problem, lol your going into to much detail.

Take this situation. (I am not harping on you just want ot help) Say you have been told to fix the fence. You go out to fix the fence and while your at it you see the pool need's water, the grass needs cut and the dog needs feed. You do all this and the fence. really nice of you but now lets say your getting paid by a contractor to fix the fence. You just took over twice as much time to do the job then the guy who would have just fixed the fence. This is basically the you need to focus and not get carried away thing.

Ok now that i know its not that you made out (Sorry by the second paragraph I could not make it that far, I wish i had and I did not want to be mean and not post anything to help you lets see here....everyones made fun of everything fo weenie and halo 2 were funny but anyway. Look its nothing new, and if you think she does not know, lol your going to learn women have control here not you. She knows whats she's doing and she knows what you want, girls talk more then you can imagine, trust me she has atleast an idea. I would stop worrying about it and for the love of god do not talk to her about it, don't grind her with it but do not talk about it. Your going to be thought of as a pervert. Sorry after that I could only make it to the 10th page so this is my NEW advice, I actually thought u started making out and she said no...your not really even on first base it sounds like to settle down. lol your male, you got hard, she's probably cute. Great lol

Anyway Hopefully thats some food for thought for you.

Good luck with the girl and with what you do.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

Originally posted by: Cross
I want to help you but like everyone has already said, my go you listened to mp3's got her a sprite, did not like pizza...I mean Ok the best way to discribe this is Scopecreek. (the way it was discribed to me) it means your focusing on to much. Just like with this I would believe. You need to see that its basic and simple. We do not need to know that you got her a sprite, etc. We want to help you hints we need to know the problem. If by the 2nd paragraph you have not covered the problem, lol your going into to much detail.

Take this situation. (I am not harping on you just want ot help) Say you have been told to fix the fence. You go out to fix the fence and while your at it you see the pool need's water, the grass needs cut and the dog needs feed. You do all this and the fence. really nice of you but now lets say your getting paid by a contractor to fix the fence. You just took over twice as much time to do the job then the guy who would have just fixed the fence. This is basically the you need to focus and not get carried away thing.

Ok now second. I understand somewhat how you feel, hell I was in that position, I am now devorced at 21 so listen to your own words of your trying to grow up to fast. its good to see relationships as important but instead of worrying about the physical points how about this, Get to know everything about her. Then get it to where you to can know whats going on with eachother without even saying it. Thats a step towards knowing eachother. Now try and find out from your parents just what it takes to live in a relationship because your not going to always get along and it can be very rough, and no your not imagining the odd things your partner can do trust me, no one does they blow your mind, lol. These are good for the relationship side but the thing you should really be trying to learn about is how hard it is to live on your own. If you want an idea tell your parents that for half the year you want to pay your own bills, and I mean all of them. Food, Utilities, rent, you name it tell them you want to know what it feels like to live on your own. Don't negociate for rule changes just take it as it is. Now the agreement will be that after 6 months you get all that money back and you will see just howmuch you can spend in half a year and in half a year you will know how much you have to do what you want. Warning, this may make you want to stay at home. And I am assuming your old enough to have your own job. When you fail to meet the bills you lose what you did not pay for. Now your protected so your not going to get the full effect of this but this will prepair you for dealing with this with a mate, lol and that 100 times worse because they have to worry about the same things you will have to.

Anyway Hopefully thats some food for thought for you. You pointed out to yourself your growing up to fast, if you focus on what I told you your going to see that outside of work your going to lose many freedoms by being an adult, the ones you take for granted and the ones you have to deal with because of it.
Good luck with the girl and with what you do.

say what?

 

[Cross]

LOL I thought instead of laughing at him I would tell him something better to do, lol

But because of all the usless info i wanted to help and assumed he made out and she got mad, etc. Now that I have read it thats completely changed. LOL Oh well atleast I tried to help on good faith until I started laughing about the real problem.

I gave you some good advice above in the NEW edit, but really settle down. Your not doing anything wrong, its just a fact of life. Also its not like shes the one for the rest of your life. LOL I guess I should have finished but I did not want to post and leave it un finished because that would not help you, lol oh well still a great thread.

 

[Lonyo]

This thread really sucks :/

 

[Ulfwald]

Damn,..... just damn.

 

[Ikonomi]

WTF. Next time link to a free shirt, n00b!