YAGT: Cuddling "issues"...help me! *SCORE!*

[Mo0o]

How fat is your gf, no serously how fat

 

[TrueBlueLS]

Must be pretty big if he would be putting wood in her butt.

 

[OrByte]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
How fat is your gf, no serously how fat

coming from someone with your handle!!

cheers! thats classic! :beer:

 

[DeafeningSilence]

Very nicely done.

 

[g8wayrebel]

Unf^cking real!!!!!!!!! This can't be real!!!!!!!!!!!
I laughed out loud for 10 minutes.
MY WEENIE ??????????? Holy sh*t!
I wonder what's going to happen when he actually sees a bare tit.........or her naked inner thigh....

 

[njmodi]

What a great thread to end the day with!

Still laughing.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: OrByte

Originally posted by: Mo0o
How fat is your gf, no serously how fat

coming from someone with your handle!!

cheers! thats classic! :beer:

It's not my fault, its genetic!

 

[Ketteringo]

OMG amazing! You just made my night

The Halo 2 shirt was the cherry on top of the ice cream sunday!

 

[Confused]

I'm so glad I read this thread before I get into bed, I'm going to have something to laugh myself to sleep!


I've just read through all the replies, and i'm still laughing...so funny!

 

[Beller0ph1]

Wow...this has Skywalker written all over it.

 

[nakedfrog]

Awww... how adorable. Our little geek is growing into...a bigger geek

 

[ohtwell]

Well, next time it happens just walk into the bathroom, jerk it in the sink (which probably won't take too long), wash hands and brush teeth, then come back and cuddle. If she asks why you were gone so long, tell her it's because you brushed your teeth.

Either that or walk in the bathroom and say, "Look dick, we'll pork her later. For now, just settle the fvck down and go limp again!"


: ) Amanda

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
Well, next time it happens just walk into the bathroom, jerk it in the sink (which probably won't take too long), wash hands and brush teeth, then come back and cuddle. If she asks why you were gone so long, tell her it's because you brushed your teeth.

Either that or walk in the bathroom and say, "Look dick, we'll pork her later. For now, just settle the fvck down and go limp again!"


: ) Amanda

Your knowledge of men is astounding

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: ohtwell
Well, next time it happens just walk into the bathroom, jerk it in the sink (which probably won't take too long), wash hands and brush teeth, then come back and cuddle. If she asks why you were gone so long, tell her it's because you brushed your teeth.

Either that or walk in the bathroom and say, "Look dick, we'll pork her later. For now, just settle the fvck down and go limp again!"


: ) Amanda

Your knowledge of men is astounding

Hmmmm..... my sarcasm meter is dead, so I'm not sure if you are being a smart ass or not. I'll just assume that you are!


: ) Amanda

 

[Bootprint]

Just get prince albert piercing and chain the monster down.

 

[otispunkmeyer]

margeret thatcher naked on a cold day....oughta do it

 

[DT4K]

Preyhunter had a job, was taking finals, and driving a 98 F-150 in the year 2000.
And his first computer was a VIC-20.

You decide if this is parody.

Well done, btw. Great post.

 

[deerslayer]

OMFG, best story evar.

 

[otispunkmeyer]

ull fbe fine after a while....everyone is like that, i was like that, but after copeious amounts of sex its either too tired or i guess laying in bed naked with my gf so frequent that it jus feels normal...of course it stands to attention whenever she wants it too all she need do is pull


oh n weenie is no good.....u want the word WANGER

 

[OpTiX]

dude next time let it poke her and see what happens...

 

[chuckywang]

OH my god!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!! You put on your Halo 2 t-shirt?? HAHAHAHA

 

[Martin]

You guys are such asses, I swear.

 

[TrueBlueLS]

Any idiot knows you don't get girls with a Halo 2 shirt. We're not assholes, we just help restate the obvious for the stupid.

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: TheAudit
I think you would have problems if nothing happened down below.

Ditto.

If you DIDN'T get wood affectively 'spooning' her like that you would have problems!

It happens and it is very natural for that. When it doesn't happen you really are 'screwed'.

I'm sure she is mature enough to know that guys are prone to wood and she imo probably 'likes' the thought that SHE turns YOU ON.

NO GIRL imo wouldn't like the thought of a guy that she likes to be turned on BY HER.

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: Vespasian

Originally posted by: DougK62

Originally posted by: Hoober

Originally posted by: DougK62
shens

But anyhoo, whenever I'm in that situation the girl is always flattered that I obviously think she's a fit bird. Meh.

Dude, did you just say 'she's a fit bird?' Incredible.

It's OK - I'm British.

Is it contagious?

Yes, symptoms: bad teeth, bad cooking habits, aversion to sunlight, preference to say guvn'r

LOL @ preference to say guvn'r muahahah so TRUE of a Londoner.

Yeah people in England say 'fit bird'.

Just try not to worry about things like this. It happens and you will get other stuff like this.

Just be 'calm' and 'laid back' if you can.

Koing

 

[dafatha00]

Halo 2 T-shirt takes the cake. You rule dude.