YAGT: Does she put out when you've become fully engaged?

[AccruedExpenditure]

I've heard that the amount of sex goes down significantly when you're married. But what about when you're engaged? Are things still hot and heavy? Any thoughts?

 

[EatSpam]

Its really the kids that put a damper on the bedroom action...

 

[bleeb]

oh no

 

[ActuaryTm]

Disclaimer: threads of a parodic nature should only be attempted by qualified professionals.

 

[Skyhanger]

the parodies are killing me here...

 

[EULA]

omgwtfcopter

 

[shortylickens]

Engagement has no legal control.

She wants to be legally bound to you before she cuts off the nookie.

 

[imported_Kensai]

Meh.

 

[hans030390]

Some people wait until they're married

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: hans030390
Some people wait until they're married

Those people are RETARDED...

You wouldnt test drive a car before you bought it? And a car your only going to have for 5 years or so... Marriage is forever!

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: AdamSnow

Originally posted by: hans030390
Some people wait until they're married

Those people are RETARDED...

You wouldnt test drive a car before you bought it? And a car your only going to have for 5 years or so... Marriage is forever!

Uh huh... cause sex is the only reason to get married. :roll:

 

[MrKneecap]

Leave it to AE to make another whopper of a parody! Yay!

 

[EatSpam]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: AdamSnow

Originally posted by: hans030390
Some people wait until they're married

Those people are RETARDED...

You wouldnt test drive a car before you bought it? And a car your only going to have for 5 years or so... Marriage is forever!

Uh huh... cause sex is the only reason to get married. :roll:

Its a very important component of a normal marriage. However, Christians replace it with prayer, so YMMV.

 

[Sheepathon]

Originally posted by: EatSpam

Its a very important component of a normal marriage. However, Christians replace it with prayer, so YMMV.

LOL

 

[Koenigsegg]

You posted this at the exact same time the other one was posted.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Originally posted by: Koenigsegg
You posted this at the exact same time the other one was posted.

The other what?

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: AdamSnow

Originally posted by: hans030390
Some people wait until they're married

Those people are RETARDED...

You wouldnt test drive a car before you bought it? And a car your only going to have for 5 years or so... Marriage is forever!

Marriage is rarely forever nowadays..so your 'test drives' don't seem to help that much, do they?

 

[xirtam]

Test drives are for 10 minutes. Marriage is forever.

 

[Grey]

From the three close friends who took the dive, nope. Hell one of them told me they went from almost daily to lucky for three a weekers now.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon

Originally posted by: EatSpam

Its a very important component of a normal marriage. However, Christians replace it with prayer, so YMMV.

LOL

:thumbsup:

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Uh huh... cause sex is the only reason to get married. :roll:

I sense sarcasm, but I don't understand... are there other reasons to get married?

 

[Chrono]

you're dumb. case closed.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: CadetLee

Originally posted by: AdamSnow

Originally posted by: hans030390
Some people wait until they're married

Those people are RETARDED...

You wouldnt test drive a car before you bought it? And a car your only going to have for 5 years or so... Marriage is forever!

Marriage is rarely forever nowadays..so your 'test drives' don't seem to help that much, do they?

You don't keep the same car your whole life either, but you still test drive it.

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Uh huh... cause sex is the only reason to get married. :roll:

I sense sarcasm, but I don't understand... are there other reasons to get married?

In my opinion, yes.

Then again, I'm one of those rare people who is waiting for marriage to have sex - that's what I believe is right.

You can do whatever you want.

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: EatSpam
Its really the kids that put a damper on the bedroom action...

oh man can I second that comment