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Originally posted by: Fausto
The OP and Skywalker need to start a club for socially-inept losers who couldn't get laid in a morgue.
ROFLMFAO.
That's just wrong.
Originally posted by: Fausto
The OP and Skywalker need to start a club for socially-inept losers who couldn't get laid in a morgue.
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: blazert40
You're either full of sh!t and just trying to get us all going or you need mental help.
You sound like a rapist in training or something...
"It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever its told."
If she really likes you for who you are then buying here gifts wouldn't be necessary to obtain said poon. I would start looking for another young girl to corrupt because I think this one knows what you are after and she's not giving it up for a few cheesy gifts.She did not see me the next day. She said she was busy. I ended up going out with some friends instead to look for some other poon. I couldn't find poon elsewhere so I called her back the next day and I'm still waiting to hear from her. I won't drop it! I will buy her something even better than flowers this time. I'm thinking a bracelet might work. Poon doesn't come cheap but it should be worth it right?
Originally posted by: yobarman
/me shakes head in dismay...
If you can't get poon for free you're not doing it right.
(Johnny is obviously NOT doing it right.)
You will die a poonless man.
Originally posted by: Fausto
The OP and Skywalker need to start a club for socially-inept losers who couldn't get laid in a morgue.
Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: SP33Demon
So you're gonig to buy her a bracelet on your 2nd date now? uhhhh lolOriginally posted by: J0hnny
I updated for you fellas. This will be my poon track database.
Uh, it would be like the 5th or 6th time seeing her.
I was thinking of somethign like this: Bracelet
Nothing too extravagant. Should show I like her and who knows, might get her to "open" up a bit.
Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: blazert40
You're either full of sh!t and just trying to get us all going or you need mental help.
You sound like a rapist in training or something...
"It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever its told."
It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or it gets the HOSE again...
See sig
Originally posted by: SP33Demon
I don't know of any human being that would be caught in public with that.Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: SP33Demon
So you're gonig to buy her a bracelet on your 2nd date now? uhhhh lolOriginally posted by: J0hnny
I updated for you fellas. This will be my poon track database.
Uh, it would be like the 5th or 6th time seeing her.
I was thinking of somethign like this: Bracelet
Nothing too extravagant. Should show I like her and who knows, might get her to "open" up a bit.
Maybe Elton John.
EDIT 2: I only date asian girls.
Originally posted by: SwiftWind
EDIT 2: I only date asian girls.
Someone lock this thread please. Dating someone based on racial preference and not personality really annoys me and others find this offensive as well.Either way, get a life, troll.
Originally posted by: Fausto
The OP and Skywalker need to start a club for socially-inept losers who couldn't get laid in a morgue.
Originally posted by: SwiftWind
EDIT 2: I only date asian girls.
Someone lock this thread please. Dating someone based on racial preference and not personality really annoys me and others find this offensive as well.Either way, get a life, troll.
Originally posted by: binoculaz
Originally posted by: SP33Demon
I don't know of any human being that would be caught in public with that.Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: SP33Demon
So you're gonig to buy her a bracelet on your 2nd date now? uhhhh lolOriginally posted by: J0hnny
I updated for you fellas. This will be my poon track database.
Uh, it would be like the 5th or 6th time seeing her.
I was thinking of somethign like this: Bracelet
Nothing too extravagant. Should show I like her and who knows, might get her to "open" up a bit.
Maybe Elton John.
the bracelet looks like an abacus. retro geek gift to a girl?
Originally posted by: J0hnny
Poon doesn't come cheap but it should be worth it right?
Originally posted by: J0hnny
I met this awesome girl a couple of weeks back. She seems like she's into me. I call her all the time, email her, leave her voicemail, talk to her sisters about her, and told her how much I like her. However, she never calls me though!
She lives kind of far so I have to pick her up to go out and I'm forced to drive her home too. I never say no and she's thankful for it. Well, we've gone out maybe 4 or 5 times. I've held her hands too.
But the real problem, and therefore this YAGT, is that, for some reason, she keeps resisting when I try to kiss her and feel her up. WTF is wrong??!
EDIT: based on the replies, I'll have to just be really aggressive about it. If she resists mildly, I should still continue right?
I have a date with her tomorrow. I'm going to bring her to watch 'The Grudge'. Hopefully if it's scary, she'll be all over me. That's when I'm going to make my move. I'm going to get back to you guys tomorrow on the results.
EDIT 2: I only date asian girls.
Update!!!: I emailed her this morning telling her that I'm excited about tonight. She emailed me back! She told me that there's is a sale at Kenneth Cole and she'd like to see me in some tighter pants. I'm normally not OK with that, but that's cool by me! GUYS, I'M GOING TO GET POON TONIGHT!!
Just got back from date:
Alright guys, things went pretty well. I'm not going to syringer you guys. Well, I was considering it since most of you guys don't believe me.
THe first thing I did was go pick her up. My coworker told me to do something a little bit different than normal, so I brought her a pot of small flowers instead! Pic of flowers! When I gave them to her, she had a funny look on her face but it was more of good surprise. (Points towards poon! YEH!)
I told her to forget shopping cuz the movie showtime was at 7:20 or 10:20 and tomorrow is a work day, so I said screw the tight pants! I had other plans in mind!
Well, we went to eat dinner first. I didn't want to spring for something too expensive since I was afraid she might just be stringing me along (according to you guys) so I brought her to an asian fusion place called Republic in Union Sq. I was all prepped too! I put on my deodorant, my skin lotion, gel, and even the cologne (PIC of said preparation). Of course I had the trojan in my wallet. We ate and just did some small talk. Well, I ended up paying for dinner...
Next, we went to watch The Grudge at 7:20pm at Loews Ewalk on 42nd St. My anticipation was showing as I almost couldn't contain my excitement. We even held hands for some of the time on the subway ride there! I think the drinks I ordered at the Rest. helped...hehe. I'm slowly readying myself to be aggressive. I forgot to ask her to pay and just ended up buying for both
The movie started and it was SCARY as hell. HOLY CRAP! I did the ol, "Hey, I'll protect you!" and wrapped my right arm over her. She seemed OK with it. She didn't really shy away but she didn't really respond positively. Well, she kinda just let me hold her. I don't know how to explain it. So, I just pulled her a bit harder. I was trying to be more agressive now. I slowly put my hands on her lap when I told her the movie was scary and she didn't brush it off! WOOOT! Pooon to come!
The movie ended. Time was near....I was driving her home. I was debating where I could possibly find a place to "DO IT" if you get my drift. So I ended up stopping the car in a shady area that was kinda isolated. She asked what I was doing and that's when I said, "Babe, I really like you ALOT." I emphasized "ALOT". She said "Oh, OK". Those were her exact words. Then I asked if I could kiss her. She smiled and puckered up! I DID IT GUYS! I GOT A KISS!!!
Well, I failed on the poon though. I never had the balls to "whip it out." That's why I need YAGT you bums!
To my disappointment, I just dropped her off and told her I like her to come see me again tomorrow. She said she should be free but call her again just in case. WOOT.
But she did email me a pic! She's the one in the red!!
YUM!
Cliffnotes:
-Dinner
-Movie
-Kiss
-No poon.
WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!?!?
*UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE*
She did not see me the next day. She said she was busy. I ended up going out with some friends instead to look for some other poon. I couldn't find poon elsewhere so I called her back the next day and I'm still waiting to hear from her. I won't drop it! I will buy her something even better than flowers this time. I'm thinking a bracelet might work. Poon doesn't come cheap but it should be worth it right?
Originally posted by: TreyRandom
Depends... are you looking for a whore? After all, you are talking about an exchange of sex for money. Well, an attempt at sex, in any case.