YAGT: Help, I can't get poon! *Another Update*

[Britboy]

*UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE*
She did not see me the next day. She said she was busy. I ended up going out with some friends instead to look for some other poon. I couldn't find poon elsewhere so I called her back the next day and I'm still waiting to hear from her. I won't drop it! I will buy her something even better than flowers this time. I'm thinking a bracelet might work. Poon doesn't come cheap but it should be worth it right?
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I'd guess she was busy filing for a restraining order...........

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: J0hnny
I updated for you fellas. This will be my poon track database.

So you're gonig to buy her a bracelet on your 2nd date now? uhhhh lol

Uh, it would be like the 5th or 6th time seeing her.

I was thinking of somethign like this: Bracelet

Nothing too extravagant. Should show I like her and who knows, might get her to "open" up a bit.

Might want to get

these bracelets. I think that is the only way you are ever going to get som poon.

Then you can give Bubba all the poon he wants

 

[BaboonGuy]

I won't drop it! I will buy her something even better than flowers this time. I'm thinking a bracelet might work. Poon doesn't come cheap but it should be worth it right?

JUST GET A HOOKER. Seriously if you have that mindset with chicks then you are MUCH better off paying for guarenteed sex. Do you want this girl to like you for your money?

 

[TreyRandom]

Originally posted by: Gothgar

Originally posted by: TreyRandom
Depends... are you looking for a whore? After all, you are talking about an exchange of sex for money. Well, an attempt at sex, in any case.

isn't that a girlfriend/wife?

No; with a whore, you're guaranteed to have sex. :beer:

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: Fausto
The OP and Skywalker need to start a club for socially-inept losers who couldn't get laid in a morgue.

LMAO. :thumbsup:

 

[xospec1alk]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: Fausto
The OP and Skywalker need to start a club for socially-inept losers who couldn't get laid in a morgue.

LMAO. :thumbsup:

damn i thought we lost this thread for good...

 

[Casawi]

Didnt read the whole thing but someone is desperate for some poon. maybe if you ... ok i wont say it.

 

[raanemaan]

Originally posted by: clamum
You use the word poon way too much. If this is serious, you're pathetic. If it's a joke, it's just stupid.

 

[XNice]

people whine too much, jolly o!

 

[venk]

SPIDER

 

[neonerd]

:brokenheart:

 

[eakers]

this thread is a joke right?

 

[Mr. Lennon]

Originally posted by: Mustangrrl
When a man is driving you home and he spontaneously pulls off to an isolated spot, women are already formulating their escape plan and hoping they won't be running down the highway bloody, nude and crying.

LOL serious. Never have I once pulled a stunt like that on a date. A move like that might of been ok in the 50's, but women just dont trust men till you have known them for awhile.

 

[chowmein]

j0hnny you remind me of a johnny i know that lives in NY and occassionally go to Ewalk 4nd st complex. but my friend is 20. hmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[imported_Phil]

This thread needs more updates of a pathetic nature.

 

[Googer]

Give her a ring and tell her you want to get married.

 

[bleeb]

Good Luck. You should have bought the Kenneth Cole pants dawg.

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: Dopefiend
This thread needs more updates of a pathetic nature.

 

[cerebusPu]

okay...who bumped this from the bowels of ATOT?

 

[Hankerton]

Originally posted by: cerebusPu
okay...who bumped this from the bowels of ATOT?

Seriously, I think the OP is mentally retarded.

 

[m4ch0dude]

Um, maybe she just wants to be friends? That's what it sounds like. Sorry man, just move on to the next one.

 

[xospec1alk]

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: Dopefiend
This thread needs more updates of a pathetic nature.

dude let this thread die...please...j0hnny is never getting poon

 

[Gibson486]

OMGF'NBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!! why wont this thread die?!

 

[JoeKing]

Damn, if you're having that much trouble getting some, just go to an asian massage parlor and get it over with.

 

[NL5]

Originally posted by: Gibson486
OMGF'NBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!! why wont this thread die?!