YAGT: Help, I can't get poon! *Another Update*

[marcello]

Originally posted by: maddogchen

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: marcello
Wow, the people on this board have had a very different experience with Asian women than I have. My experience? They are freaks and love a good "tussle" or love to "'DO IT' if you get drift" as the OP said. I know I'm pretty new here, but this has to be one of the all time best threads EVAR.

Those must be unique. All the ones I'm familiar with are slow moving analytical cautious kind. Maybe you are meeting those hanging out at ricer conventions or raves...

maybe it depends on the race?
Vietnamese, Korean :thumbsup:
Chinese :thumbsdown:

Chinese: :thumbsup:, Japanese: :thumbsup. The rest, I don't know. I definetly am more attracted to the Asian girls that like to go out and party, so that has some influence on their exploratativeness. Anyways, yeah, they are the Americanized ones

 

[MustangSVT]

I see you are an uber geek. congrats..

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: marcello
Chinese: :thumbsup:, Japanese: :thumbsup. The rest, I don't know. I definetly am more attracted to the Asian girls that like to go out and party, so that has some influence on their exploratativeness. Anyways, yeah, they are the Americanized ones

There is a lot of reason so many people think 'asian' women are so fragile and prudelike...however what I have found more true is:

1) the newly 'imported' ones are usually more innocent because you have to be serious just to change countries to begin with. Outside of soldiers and those that are wealthy most american's abroad that are in the 15-say mid 20's are nerd-like too because they don't want to screw up their futures.

2) overseas the local mores and customs play a big part in the outside the bedroom act, but many still want to go there...they just don't want the world to know about it

3) many of the failures with asian women are more to do with either the guy being clueless and thus blaming it on 'her' or the girl is definitely not that 'type' and probably why it was so easy to meet in the first place, she is thinking friends or the handing holding stuff not riding domo gaijin. You date a nerd, no matter how good she looks, she is going to be a nerd still.

I have dated quite a few asian women many fresh in america...some have been passive and most do not want to kiss or what not in public, but alone they have been anything but passive...not saying they were tearing off clothes and the like, but they definitely would ask for things and direct things a certain way.

Same deal with white women and spanish women....I have not dated any one considered black, but it wasn't an intentional exclusion.

Those that say a married guy only knows 1 women are equally clueless. I have been married a second time about 2 years now...prior to that I easily had 1 woman per month on average outside of other serious relationships that developed.

I would say the trick to that is first you have to have a personality and be confident and willing to talk...you try looking at your shoes while mumbling 'can I get your number?' without even getting her name or chatting a bit first you are usually either lucky or going away with nothing.

I learned way early it's best to get to know her at least a dance or 5-10 mins before agreeing to exchange numbers. The hotter chicks are also banking on you asking right off the bat, when you put getting the number off, and perhaps even talk to her while including another chick in the immediate area...you are now making yourself a challenge. You could be far from the best looking / hottest guy at the place, but if he is pawing over every chick and asking 'can I get you number?' to each girl right down the bar, he is quickly eliminated by all but the leftovers.

I have found my success didn't matter in what shape I was in at the time also...being in shape made it easier to get the girls that come up to you first, but even when I was a little chubby I would often break down even the hottest chick if it was worth persueing. Some nights you go home empty handed if you aren't willing to just pick anything up.

Anyway...time for me to do something else for a bit

 

[imthebadguy]

how old are u

 

[simms]

Finally, a success. :beer:.

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: imthebadguy
how old are u

i thought he said 26 somewhere in teh thread

 

[JASANITY]

Just whip it out on her forehead. It always works for me!

 

[Pepsi90919]

i tried Durex Love condoms for the first time last night, i'm impressed. get some.

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
i tried Durex Love condoms for the first time last night, i'm impressed. get some.

are you talking to the op, if so i simply ask "WHY?"

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

OH MY GOD HER FACE IS A HIDEOUS BLUR

 

[Ns1]

this is the worst thread ever

 

[sniperruff]

Originally posted by: Chraticn
OH MY GOD HER FACE IS A HIDEOUS BLUR

heh that cracks me up.

but sounds like the girl is not interested at all and a little bit freaked out. watch her give you some excuse for tomorrow. or maybe not, since you'll end up buying her stuff anyway.

 

[venk]

Nice Pic. Is she wanted by the Feds or something?

 

[alocurto]

dude, how old are you?

 

[Demo24]

god this thread lasts forever

and forget it man your doomed. Poon aint for you. go find a hooker so you can see what its like and then go back to your MMORPGs

 

[sonambulo]

this is the most elaborate spoof ever.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!?!?

Well, it all started when you were a twinkle in your mother's eye...

 

[twodegrez]

Har har! You're 17, huh? No, I feel your pain, but chill out. If you're just in it for the sex there's a lot of girls that are the same way. Some girls DO NOT DIG RELATIONSHIPS! I tried to make girlfriends out of a lot of girls that just wanted to get laid.
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Final advice... chill out! Would you get nervous about a girl you knew 5 years ago? That's what this is going to be. This could just work out to be a memory of a girl that you never had the nuts to be honest with, or you could end up being with her for a dozen years or the rest of your life.
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My money is on this: You'll score, kind of, and end the relationship wierdly because you can't just act like a normal grown-up who's used to being with a girl without acting like a macho phony.
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But I'm no Nostradamus.

 

[yhelothar]

Originally posted by: maddogchen
your asian and she's asian? To get poon you must marry her

Asian dating game:
1st base: Holding hands
2nd base: A hug
3rd base: A kiss
Score: Marriage, lockup, and maybe some poon....just maybe.

ROFL best reply ever!

 

[a64fxman]

i think he got arrested now

 

[spanky]

did u mount her?

 

[Demo24]

Originally posted by: spanky
did u mount her?

:laugh:

 

[Eavan]

Maybe you should stop calling her. And if there was a way to let her know your true motives, believe me, I'd do it. or at least if there was a way to let her know you call it "poon"....hehe. if she had any self respect at all she'd kick you to the curb.

you remind me of the the retarded guy in "Of Mice and Men" who loved the puppy so much he killed it.

 

[imported_Phil]

Bets on this being a parody thread after all?

 

[Hyperblaze]

please let this thread die.....