YAGT: I can't believe this worked

[slackerinabox]

I can not believe this approach worked - i admitted that I'm horrible at something yet, bingo, I got something out of the interaction! Steal this approach - it may work for you!

Don't judge - i'm just in a weird mood:

(22:56:38) me: hey, i'm in a weird mood - i can make you an offer if you don't judge and promise not to tell anyone!
(22:56:53) her: sure go for it
(22:56:57) her: i dont judge
(22:57:29) me: ok, i'm not the best that I could be at oral - can you give me lessons? that sounds very weird but i need a guide and i trust you
(22:58:54) her: I don't think any girl would be opposed to helping out with that but I think it might be a case by case thing
(22:59:03) me: ha, what do you mean?
(22:59:12) her: like how some people have certain spots that drive them crazy
(22:59:20) her: and everyone's spots are different
(22:59:39) her: or even how some people prefer some stuff rougher than others
(22:59:44) me: well, i can practice with your help and then we could take it from there - it could be fun!
(22:59:57) me: of course people are different but i'd like a frame of reference
(23:00:05) her: haha maybe there's a book or an instructional dvd and we could go step by step
(23:00:13) her: trying different techniques
(23:00:26) me: oh, this could be so much fun - and educational
(23:00:27) her: I can totally picture someone writing that book somewhere
(23:00:51) me: ok, i'll print up some guides and we can put the text to use and take it from there, fair?
(23:01:48) her: im game
(23:02:25) me: cool, let's make it happen then- for the sake of science
(23:03:27) her: and educational purposes
(23:03:36) her: dont forget the educational aspect
(23:03:44) me: never forget the education aspects!

*Update*
I was so bored last night that I kicked it up a notch and texted her, asking her to come over. She reluctantly accepted (she had work in the morning and live a few cities away). We started watching Lost Highway and the whole thing felt very awkward. Then I gave her a backrub and, well, ummm.. She left at 7:30 AM and I'm exhausted right now. What's funny is that I didn't get to practice what I intended to practice. I'm going to stop this update because it sounds braggy, when I just posted this because I found the situation funny.

 

[tfinch2]

pics?

 

[The Batt?sai]

uh...

 

[Ayah]

oh god rofl. how did you two meet?

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
pics?

sure, when myspace goes live

 

[Leros]

sweet, thats amazing. Not something I would do, but I'm surprised it worked.

 

[DainBramaged]

LOL

 

[doze]

I'm calling shens .... this coming from the guy who was too busy to mess with girls in an earlier thread

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: Ayah
oh god rofl. how did you two meet?

high school! like 8 years ago but i kept in touch through myspace and aim

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: doze
I'm calling shens .... this coming from the guy who was too busy to mess with girls in an earlier thread

i never lie about girls and, yes, I'm too busy to date but some fun? Sure, i can take an extended lunch break at work...

proof that i never lie - search for my name and see the pathetic stuff i've admitted to

 

[neutralizer]

Good job, man! :beer:

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: tfinch2
pics?

sure, when myspace goes live

That explains a little.

 

[maziwanka]

that is too good.

glad to see that worked but honestly, that crap would fail 9/10 times.

amusing thread. have fun.

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: tfinch2
pics?

sure, when myspace goes live

That explains a little.

i met her on my school bus in highschool, i just don't have pictures of the girl lying around.. that would be creepy

 

[Ayah]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: tfinch2
pics?

sure, when myspace goes live

That explains a little.

i met her on my school bus in highschool, i just don't have pictures of the girl lying around.. that would be creepy

:beer::thumbsup:

 

[Stunt]

sounds despirate...

Women love a man with confidence; a guy who knows what he's doing and give her a new experience.
You have basically a) Asked her for help b) Said you suck at oral.
This will not be a turn on.

If she wanted to get with you, as she obviously does; she would have said yes without the despiration.
Have fun though.

 

[halik]

Guaranteed it won't work... the girl most likely brushed it off as joke or just talking. If you bring it up face to face, she'll be weirded out and in any case you wont get any...

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: Stunt
sounds despirate...

Women love a man with confidence; a guy who knows what he's doing and give her a new experience.
You have basically a) Asked her for help b) Said you suck at oral.
This will not be a turn on.

If she wanted to get with you, as she obviously does; she would have said yes without the despiration.
Have fun though.

i agree with you 100% - i was just bored and didn't care one way or the other so shot a fire into the dark... worked in this case, probably wouldn't in others...

 

[y2kc]

Originally posted by: halik
Guaranteed it won't work... the girl most likely brushed it off as joke or just talking. If you bring it up face to face, she'll be weirded out and in any case you wont get any...

I agree... unless she brings it up again first don't even metion the convo next time you chat...

 

[Atomicus]

pics or I will assume she's cowish

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: y2kc

Originally posted by: halik
Guaranteed it won't work... the girl most likely brushed it off as joke or just talking. If you bring it up face to face, she'll be weirded out and in any case you wont get any...

I agree... unless she brings it up again first don't even metion the convo next time you chat...

eh, i don't care either way - but that sure makes my next move easy... though I don't think she's just flirting...

(23:18:48) me: so work on a lesson plan and I can either visit you or we can wait until i'M moved in
(23:19:20) me: your parents won't mind, you're tutoring me
(23:19:44) her: yeah sure and when i get loud they can just tell me to turn the volume down
(23:19:51) her: actually theyre going away
(23:19:58) her: next weekend is their 45th anniversary
(23:20:06) me: oh, how convenient- congrats to them!
(23:20:29) her: and we told my dad he has to do something for my mom even though he thought it was today until she corrected him and my brother had to tell him what year they got married
(23:20:32) her: yeah
(23:20:39) her: I dunno when they are going
(23:20:54) her: probably thur or fri
(23:21:08) her: but I dunno what your moving schedule will be like then
(23:21:21) me: ok, cool - you let me know and I'll make time - this is important! science, remember?
(23:21:48) her: but you can come back to my place maybe at the end or the day regardless if you dont have bed set up in queens and dont feel like going to brooklyn
(23:22:23) her: hmm I wonder if we should set up a lesson time and it can be like a weekly or bi weekly appointment
(23:23:26) me: we should, and you should grade me!

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: doze
I'm calling shens .... this coming from the guy who was too busy to mess with girls in an earlier thread

i never lie about girls and, yes, I'm too busy to date but some fun? Sure, i can take an extended lunch break at work...

proof that i never lie - search for my name and see the pathetic stuff i've admitted to

Don't go back to work with your face smelling like vagina

 

[mugs]

You left your IM name in that last post, cowboy.

So you were born February 12, 1981?

 

[MangoTBG]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: doze
I'm calling shens .... this coming from the guy who was too busy to mess with girls in an earlier thread

i never lie about girls and, yes, I'm too busy to date but some fun? Sure, i can take an extended lunch break at work...

proof that i never lie - search for my name and see the pathetic stuff i've admitted to

Don't go back to work with your face smelling like vagina

mmmmmm...Vagina Face

 

[her209]

Pink fish taco for lunch?