YAGT: I can't believe this worked

[Stunt]

Originally posted by: MangoTBG

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: doze
I'm calling shens .... this coming from the guy who was too busy to mess with girls in an earlier thread

i never lie about girls and, yes, I'm too busy to date but some fun? Sure, i can take an extended lunch break at work...

proof that i never lie - search for my name and see the pathetic stuff i've admitted to

Don't go back to work with your face smelling like vagina

mmmmmm...Vagina Face

Women hate it when you slobber on them after you go down on them...

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: doze
I'm calling shens .... this coming from the guy who was too busy to mess with girls in an earlier thread

i never lie about girls and, yes, I'm too busy to date but some fun? Sure, i can take an extended lunch break at work...

proof that i never lie - search for my name and see the pathetic stuff i've admitted to

Well, while cunnilingus is fun, you're the male equivalent of a blow queen.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Stunt

Originally posted by: MangoTBG

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: doze
I'm calling shens .... this coming from the guy who was too busy to mess with girls in an earlier thread

i never lie about girls and, yes, I'm too busy to date but some fun? Sure, i can take an extended lunch break at work...

proof that i never lie - search for my name and see the pathetic stuff i've admitted to

Don't go back to work with your face smelling like vagina

mmmmmm...Vagina Face

Women hate it when you slobber on them after you go down on them...

You'd be suprised how much cleanliness is thrown to the wind while in the heat of the moment.

 

[JS80]

make sure to french kiss her right after

 

[imported_wicka]

This is just like the Seinfeld episode where George does the opposite of all his instincts and women love him...

 

[FrustratedUser]

This can not be true..... but still :thumbsup:

*Creates account on myspace*

 

[Fenixgoon]

shens

what he really meant to say was the following...

OP: blah blah blah, i have no womenz skillz

right hand: that's such a shame, let me help you out with that

OP: score!!! i just need to tell AT about this now! I think I'm in love!!!111oneone:heart::heart:

 

[Reckoner]

LOL

 

[cheapgoose]

nothing has worked.....yet.

let's see what she looks like first. Plus, just because some chick is talking about it, doesn't mean it'll go down. women are crazy. And plus, all your convo states is that she'll let you go down on her. nothing else.

 

[Geekbabe]

here's hoping the OP won't be able to eat and type at the same time...

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: doze
I'm calling shens .... this coming from the guy who was too busy to mess with girls in an earlier thread

i never lie about girls and, yes, I'm too busy to date but some fun? Sure, i can take an extended lunch break at work...

proof that i never lie - search for my name and see the pathetic stuff i've admitted to

Don't go back to work with your face smelling like vagina

HAHHAHAHAHA. this is def sig material

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
here's hoping the OP won't be able to eat and type at the same time...

also a great line (made even better since you're a woman. hahaha)

this thread is awesome

 

[The Stigenator]

good job.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

So if im understanding all this correctly, you will be going down on her many times, but you won't be receiving anything in return?

You must love having blue balls.

 

[Zugzwang152]

How has it worked? Report back when you've done the deed (and gotten something back in return).

 

[imported_hscorpio]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: Stunt
sounds despirate...

Women love a man with confidence; a guy who knows what he's doing and give her a new experience.
You have basically a) Asked her for help b) Said you suck at oral.
This will not be a turn on.

If she wanted to get with you, as she obviously does; she would have said yes without the despiration.
Have fun though.

i agree with you 100% - i was just bored and didn't care one way or the other so shot a fire into the dark... worked in this case, probably wouldn't in others...

I figure she probably would have accepted any move you made on her, and she see's this for what it is but is playing along cause she likes you anyways.

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
How has it worked? Report back when you've done the deed (and gotten something back in return).

I was so bored last night that I kicked it up a notch and texted her, asking her to come over. She reluctantly accepted (she had work in the morning and live a few cities away). We started watching Lost Highway and the whole thing felt very awkward. Then I gave her a backrub and, well, ummm.. She left at 7:30 AM and I'm exhausted right now. What's funny is that I didn't get to practice what I intended to practice. I'm going to stop this update because it sounds braggy, when I just posted this because I found the situation funny.

 

[Eeezee]

So you invited her over and then didn't have the balls to do her. You suck :thumbsdown:

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: Eeezee
So you invited her over and then didn't have the balls to do her. You suck :thumbsdown:

I did, dude.. Didn't want to spell it out.

 

[bandana163]

I have discovered that ATOT is a great source for geekish amateur erotic literature.
My favorite, however, is the thread with the Halo 2 T-shirt.

 

[pontifex]

i tried that approach with this girl i was friends with and wanted to see if i could get it past friends. didn't quite work how i planned but she did say that if we're both single in 5 years, she would hook up with me.

4 years, 7 months, 12 days to go! lol


(actually, i don't know how long ago it was that she said this. i figured it would be funny to add that part though.)

 

[IceBergSLiM]

you think you were all slick with that approach.....she isnt a dummy she knew exactly what you had in mind. Fact is she already liked you like that and thats probably why it worked. The end result prob would hav ebeen the same if you said come over and wartch a movie .

 

[jlbenedict]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
you think you were all slick with that approach.....she isnt a dummy she knew exactly what you had in mind. Fact is she already liked you like that and thats probably why it worked. The end result prob would hav ebeen the same if you said come over and wartch a movie .

:laugh:

OP probably thinks he is some sort of lady's man now...

 

[Stunt]

OP...since you used the despiration technique; you had the opportunity and failed. Now she thinks you are despirate, suck at oral and too much of a pu$$y to make a move. You have put all your cards on the table; you have left yourself ver vulnerable...women like this but not in a sexual way...more in the "i got him by the balls" way.

I'd cut your losses and say "Hey about last night, that was way too awkward...we obviously want each other; so lets go out together sometime..."

And quit being awkward. You don't have to get laid on the first night; get comfortable around the girl...give her a kiss or something. Show her you aren't a complete pu$$y...just something!

 

[Demon-Xanth]

btw, her name is Fred.