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Lifer
- May 26, 2003
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Originally posted by: themroc27
Why are you so sure your better looking than him?
Because he is disappointed
Originally posted by: themroc27
Why are you so sure your better looking than him?
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
Originally posted by: krnxpride83
roommate: 8=======[|)
you: 8---->
haha you nailed it...pun intented
Yep. Bake her a cake.Originally posted by: Shawn
sounds like you are lacking teh skillz.
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: webcammie
Originally posted by: Nitemare
When in doubt...
whip it out...
not if it is barely 2 inches. I kid you not. Someone actually whipped it out for a friend of mine (without her asking, mind you) while watching a movie and it was literally no more than 2 inches. She ran out of that door so fast that she didn't even have a chance to break up with him...until the next day.
:Q
Originally posted by: Mik3y
Originally posted by: webcammie
pics of you and him. then we'll talk.
pics of the freshman girl, and then we'll talk.
Originally posted by: SearchMaster
Yep. Build her a cake.Originally posted by: Shawn
sounds like you are lacking teh skillz.
Originally posted by: ironcrotch
jealous? if you had skillz you'd have teh p00n by now.
Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
a) I am better looking/in better shape
b) I am funnier, nicer, more sophisticated, more confident, and more successful
Originally posted by: jiwq
b) I am funnier, nicer, more sophisticated, more confident, and more successful
key word: nicer. try to be everything you are to her, but nice and she'll be all over you.
which leads me to believethis guy is kinda a deuche/phony/self-serving bum
Originally posted by: Mik3y
Originally posted by: webcammie
pics of you and him. then we'll talk.
pics of the freshman girl, and then we'll talk.