ROFLMAO! Not helpful, but hilarious! :thumbsup:Originally posted by: spillage95
how big are her cans?
ROFLMAO! Not helpful, but hilarious! :thumbsup:Originally posted by: spillage95
how big are her cans?
Originally posted by: bradruth
Looking for a dance partner? Ballroom etiquette? What are you, gay?
Originally posted by: ajayjuneja
right, but I don't want my old boss or anyone at the party to think *I am dating her*
Originally posted by: TheShiz
if you didn't want her to go you should not have extended the offer. man, you are coming across as a huge ass, just suck it up, be a man.
#5. She has a penisOriginally posted by: HomerJS
So you still haven't answered why you won't date her, even if it is not serious. I'm sure if she was Adriana Lima there wouldn't be any issues.
Four possibilities..
She's ugly
She's fat
She's built like a man
Don't want to possibly insult with the fourth. (Not that there's anything wrong with that)
Originally posted by: Colt45
pick her up before the wine thing.
whip it out.
if she runs out of the car, problem solved. if she lays you, that ain't bad neither.
Originally posted by: jjones
I don't condone any of your actions. Ballroom dancing, wine tasting parties, friends with a girl... these are very strange concepts to me. What happened to football, beer, and sport-fvcking?
I will give you one thing though. Your gut feeling of clingy is probably correct, so go with that to dictate your actions. But don't be a dick, you invited her so follow through with it.
Originally posted by: ajayjuneja
right, but I don't want my old boss or anyone at the party to think *I am dating her*
Sounds like it. Anyone can meet ugly girls at parties. Report back when you meet a hot one.Originally posted by: Aharami
she's ugly. isnt she?