YAGT: My gal is great!

[NogginBoink]

I took my g/f to game 2 of the Stars playoff series Friday at her request.

Saturday, I come home from work, and her car is in my driveway.

That's cool.

I go inside, and her little dog comes scampering up begging for attention.

Okay, that's cool.

I take off my shoes and walk into the living room and my g/f is there on the couch.

That's very cool.

I look in the dining room and notice she has dinner on the table.

That's REALLY cool.

A few seconds later, I notice that everything is sight is sparkling clean. My messes are gone. She's cleaned my house.

That's EXTREMELY cool!

Just as I'm about to say something to her, she gives me a sultry look and says, "I want you now, big boy."

And that part is fantasy. But the rest really happened last night.

I got the best woman ever.

 

[stormbv]

You're a lucky guy...cherish her, man...cherish every hair on her head!

 

[NogginBoink]

Originally posted by: stormbv
You're a lucky guy...cherish her, man...cherish every hair on her head!

Oh, I do! I most certainly do!

 

[sniperbob]

So she broke in your house, throw away your things, and probably cooked your cat to serve to you?

 

[deftron]

share.

 

[Zugzwang152]

but is she hittable? pics?

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
but is she hittable? pics?

YES!!!!!!!


hehe well up to u....don't show if u don't want to......ermm....u must show!! hehe jk


neways.....

U LUCKY BASTARD GUY!!!!

 

[AznMaverick]

Originally posted by: stormbv
You're a lucky guy...cherish her, man...cherish every hair on her head!

agreed, very lucky.

 

[HarryAngel]

:camera:

 

[TheCorm]

Yes you are indeed a lucky man......

I bet you are walking around all day!

 

[rh71]

If you had just cleaned up your own mess, she would've had enough energy to WANT YOU RIGHT THEN, BIG BOY. What a mistake you made...

 

[bigalt]

Next she will tell you how to dress and who to hang out with.

 

[PunDogg]

wheres the love, i live at 23 Peters Rd... hehe J/K

Dogg

 

[MercenaryForHire]

:camera:s?

- M4H

 

[Koing]

nice man.

 

[CraigRT]

awesome... thats fatty dope indeed!

 

[tranceport]

Enjoy the hell out of it.

Once you get married.....

They get half the money and all of the Pu$$y.


jk

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: tranceport
Enjoy the hell out of it.

Once you get married.....

They get half the money and all of the Pu$$y.

Edited for clarity.

- M4H

 

[tranceport]

hahah

 

[NogginBoink]

Doh! How could I not put up pics!?

Apologies to all...

...hey, what happened to pics.paulsonator.com? Someone pm me a link to a hosting site. No way in hell I'm going to give y'all a link to my site! You'd have the cable internet police on my doorstep in 10 minutes.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: NogginBoink
I took my g/f to game 2 of the Stars playoff series Friday at her request.

Saturday, I come home from work, and her car is in my driveway.

That's cool.

I go inside, and her little dog comes scampering up begging for attention.

Okay, that's cool.

I take off my shoes and walk into the living room and my g/f is there on the couch.

That's very cool.

I look in the dining room and notice she has dinner on the table.

That's REALLY cool.

A few seconds later, I notice that everything is sight is sparkling clean. My messes are gone. She's cleaned my house.

That's EXTREMELY cool!

Just as I'm about to say something to her, she gives me a sultry look and says, "I want you now, big boy."

And that part is fantasy. But the rest really happened last night.

I got the best woman ever.

Congrats to you but I'll have to disagree with you on that last bit,my dude has the best woman ever

 

[gotsmack]

Ok, wheres the part where she threw away all of your skin mags and even the mags where it just shows some chick on the cover.

and then she when through all your stuff and chucked all of your old love letters and pictures of past girlfriends. She even threw away that picture of your sister who she thought was a past girlfriend because she never met her.

and finally when you calmed down, you wonder how she got in since you never gave her the key.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: NogginBoink
Doh! How could I not put up pics!?

Apologies to all...

...hey, what happened to pics.paulsonator.com? Someone pm me a link to a hosting site. No way in hell I'm going to give y'all a link to my site! You'd have the cable internet police on my doorstep in 10 minutes.

It's been 9 minutes. Get the :camera:s up now! Fox302.com is another pic host I think.

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: NogginBoink
I took my g/f to game 2 of the Stars playoff series Friday at her request.

Saturday, I come home from work, and her car is in my driveway.

That's cool.

I go inside, and her little dog comes scampering up begging for attention.

Okay, that's cool.

I take off my shoes and walk into the living room and my g/f is there on the couch.

That's very cool.

I look in the dining room and notice she has dinner on the table.

That's REALLY cool.

A few seconds later, I notice that everything is sight is sparkling clean. My messes are gone. She's cleaned my house.

That's EXTREMELY cool!

Just as I'm about to say something to her, she gives me a sultry look and says, "I want you now, big boy."

And that part is fantasy. But the rest really happened last night.

I got the best woman ever.

Congrats to you but I'll have to disagree with you on that last bit,my dude has the best woman ever

And the most modest

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: datalink7

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: NogginBoink
I took my g/f to game 2 of the Stars playoff series Friday at her request.

Saturday, I come home from work, and her car is in my driveway.

That's cool.

I go inside, and her little dog comes scampering up begging for attention.

Okay, that's cool.

I take off my shoes and walk into the living room and my g/f is there on the couch.

That's very cool.

I look in the dining room and notice she has dinner on the table.

That's REALLY cool.

A few seconds later, I notice that everything is sight is sparkling clean. My messes are gone. She's cleaned my house.

That's EXTREMELY cool!

Just as I'm about to say something to her, she gives me a sultry look and says, "I want you now, big boy."

And that part is fantasy. But the rest really happened last night.

I got the best woman ever.

Congrats to you but I'll have to disagree with you on that last bit,my dude has the best woman ever

And the most modest

Modesty is highly over rated as a virtue dude