YAGT:My Girlfriend Snores like a Boeing 757

[Gdepp519]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski

Originally posted by: paulney
Spread her legs - it improves the draft.
(I make fireplaces for a living)

I've been giggling at this one for 10 miuntes now.

lolol...

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Seriously though, good luck. My gf snores and sometimes it can be loud but most of the time it's not loud, but I'm such a light sleeper that it still irks me and I can't sleep. I usually sleep on the couch now. lol

 

[Gdepp519]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Seriously though, good luck. My gf snores and sometimes it can be loud but most of the time it's not loud, but I'm such a light sleeper that it still irks me and I can't sleep. I usually sleep on the couch now. lol

pft.. you're a better person than me.

i'd blow up my aerobed and tell her she can sleep in the living room.

Ha!

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Shadowknight
[AToT immature responses]
1. Make her wear you out more, so you're too tired to get woken up by her snoring
2. No, what's really keeping you up at night is not posting pics
3. SPIDER
[/AToT immature responses]

This is why I enjoy sleeping alone. Big bed to myself and don't have to worry about snoring, hogging the covers, or various STDs.

You'd rather sleep alone than next to a girl? Damn.

 

[Gdepp519]

If she snoring like a slumbering seamonster then hell yes!

I'd agree with him on that.. most definitely

 

[fLum0x]

pics or ban?

 

[Exterous]

Remove her tonsils! I used to snore like a Boeing 777 (is that worse than a 757? I would think so) I got my tonsils removed and now I snore like a glider....occasionally a Cessna Skyhawk if I'm not feeling well.

 

[j00fek]

time for a new gf

 

[NakaNaka]

Breathe right + White Noise + fall asleep before her.

 

[ebaycj]

Originally posted by: Gdepp519
and i just went to cvs.. before getting to work and bought some ear plugs.. my eyes
are stinging like a sob.. cause im soo tired right now..

best use of these: 2 earplugs in your ears. 2 earplugs in her nostrils.

It is difficult to snore if you can't breathe through your nose.

 

[Gdepp519]

Originally posted by: ebaycj

Originally posted by: Gdepp519
and i just went to cvs.. before getting to work and bought some ear plugs.. my eyes
are stinging like a sob.. cause im soo tired right now..

best use of these: 2 earplugs in your ears. 2 earplugs in her nostrils.

It is difficult to snore if you can't breathe through your nose.

haha

added a pic of her in my OP.. check it out..

 

[Gdepp519]

my eyes.. are stinging soo bad..

X(

redbull or tea.. here i come..

 

[Gdepp519]

mm red-bull does a body good

 

[Gdepp519]

can anyone see the pic??

 

[apac]

yes, looks cute.

 

[MiniDoom]

Originally posted by: Gdepp519
can anyone see the pic??

Yeah, good catch for your monkey looking ass.

 

[cyclistca]

Originally posted by: akshatp

YAGT:My Girlfriend Snores like a Boeing 757

I didn't know Boeing 757's snore!!! Is this true of all Boeing aircraft, or just the 757?

Yes but the Boeing 777 supposedly will be using more advanced snoring technology.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Shadowknight
[AToT immature responses]
1. Make her wear you out more, so you're too tired to get woken up by her snoring
2. No, what's really keeping you up at night is not posting pics
3. SPIDER
[/AToT immature responses]

This is why I enjoy sleeping alone. Big bed to myself and don't have to worry about snoring, hogging the covers, or various STDs.

You're sleeping with the wrong people.

 

[0roo0roo]

excuse to molest her a bit to stop the snoring. no lose situation.

 

[cyclistca]

My gf snores and I'm a light sleeper. Not a great combination. It's gotten to the point that if it wasn't for the nooky I would not want to sleep with her.

I've tried ear plugs. It's better but it still does not block enough of the noise. Currently I use them and the poking technique.

I've brought up the issue a few times. She does not want to talk about it. I guess she's in denial.

I might have to look at a noise generator. I?ve also though about getting one of those waterfall things.

 

[Gdepp519]

Originally posted by: cyclistca
My gf snores and I'm a light sleeper. Not a great combination. It's gotten to the point that if it wasn't for the nooky I would not want to sleep with her.

I've tried ear plugs. It's better but it still does not block enough of the noise. Currently I use them and the poking technique.

I've brought up the issue a few times. She does not want to talk about it. I guess she's in denial.

I might have to look at a noise generator. I?ve also though about getting one of those waterfall things.

oh i've brought it up.. but the spanish attitude kicks in and she like..
well theres nothing i can do about.. she blamed how tired she was.. and how
she got 4 hrs of sleep the nite before asto the reason why she was snoring soo
hard. i tell you what though if she sounds like that tonite.. im gonna take out my mic and record it..

use it as blackmail :evil:


*rofl.. almost wrote.. blackmale*

 

[Gdepp519]

Originally posted by: rdubbz420

Originally posted by: Gdepp519
can anyone see the pic??

Yeah, good catch for your monkey looking ass.

haha.. im madd sexy


She's how the women i date normally look.. that or better..

 

[fLum0x]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Elbow her so she moves.

elbowing is not the best...i snore depending on how tired i am and how i sleep. Typically, it is not that bad. Anyways, my fiance rocks back and forth a little bit and shakes the bed. She says that will get me to stop 9/10 without waking me up. She never really touches me (pokes/elbows/shoves) because she knows that she would not want me to do those things to her when she snores lightly.

 

[Gdepp519]

k ill try that tonite also...

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

FTW!