YAGT:My Girlfriend Snores like a Boeing 757

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zinfamous

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now for real advice. my dad recently visited me the other weekend. he has am enormous belly, and has been a notorious snoreer his entire life. seriously; people usually leave the cabin to sleep outside when on certain cabin trips (sucks when staying at our floating shack out in the marsh...no where else to go except wade out to the beach and crash...which isn't half bad really)

anyhoo, he told me that he recently participated in a sleep study. they gave him this mask thing, which basically blows air into his mouth as he sleeps. it keeps his throat open, preventing that waddle, or fat or whatever they call it from constricting his trachea. he said that when they put him to sleep, it was the first REM he had achieved in maybe 30 years (he usually wakes himself up from snoring several times each night). he uses it now, and says it is heaven.

screw the foam pillow; strap an O2 mask to your woman!
 

mrSHEiK124

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I love your choice of aircraft for comparison to your girlfriend's snoring. My sister snores like a fvcking Concorde. I on the other hand, snore like an A380, meaning I don't snore, cause Airbus fails to deliver
 

TehMac

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Originally posted by: honkee
Originally posted by: bonkers325
stuff her mouth with a pair of socks

Rhymes with socks for 200 please

pound her head with rocks?


I dunno, it could be a song about an abusive relationship.
 

Shadowknight

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
This is why I enjoy sleeping alone. Big bed to myself and don't have to worry about snoring, hogging the covers, or various STDs.

You're sleeping with the wrong people.[/quote]

Uh, I'm not sleeping with anyone at all. That's my whole point.
 

Gdepp519

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Originally posted by: zebano
Originally posted by: Gdepp519
Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
Your g/f has a fantasitc ass, I must say.

And its gotten bigger the past 3 months..


That doesn't happen to coincide with her reduction in smoking does it????

:Q


yea it has actually.. im loving it.. im trying to feed her brownies.. and ice cream.. have her imbrace those spanish genes
 

Exterous

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FYI - my wife has had a cold and has been snoring really loudly lately and I have been having a hard time sleeping. So, last night I tried the suggestion of having her sleep on her stomach and it worked.
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: Gdepp519
Originally posted by: zebano
Originally posted by: Gdepp519
Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
Your g/f has a fantasitc ass, I must say.

And its gotten bigger the past 3 months..


That doesn't happen to coincide with her reduction in smoking does it????

:Q


yea it has actually.. im loving it.. im trying to feed her brownies.. and ice cream.. have her imbrace those spanish genes


gross. J-Lo ruined women everywhere. fat ass FTL...
Your GF is lovely by the way; I'm just speaking in general terms.
 

Gdepp519

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Originally posted by: pontifex
get those nose strip things, they supposedly work.


yea.. we were talking about it lastnite.. thats what she suggested.. im gonna head down to CVS on my lunch break and pick em up... its friggin cold in Boston...
 

Gdepp519

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Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: Gdepp519
Originally posted by: zebano
Originally posted by: Gdepp519
Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
Your g/f has a fantasitc ass, I must say.

And its gotten bigger the past 3 months..


That doesn't happen to coincide with her reduction in smoking does it????

:Q


yea it has actually.. im loving it.. im trying to feed her brownies.. and ice cream.. have her imbrace those spanish genes


gross. J-Lo ruined women everywhere. fat ass FTL...
Your GF is lovely by the way; I'm just speaking in general terms.


thanks..

she's a friggin handful though.. :laugh:

and then some..
 

d94

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nice ass ftw
fish i could offfer some advice after reading the thread, but it was entertaining
i particularly like that idea bout' the noise machine.

fortunatly my ass falls asleep ASAP and im a hard sleepr so even if my gf snored i wouldnt know
 
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