YAGT: OMGWTFBBQBUSTED!!!!!11!111!11

[Krk3561]

Last Visited On: 06/16/2005 04:15 PM

Come back!!! We demand and update!

 

[Qwest]

Originally posted by: glugglug
You can tell this is shens by the time you finish the 3rd sentence.

We?re past the stage where we feel like we have to impress each other all the time, so I didn?t really do anything special to get ready to go over there. No Halo 2 shirt

Yeah, a Halo 2 shirt would be "special". Right. Good story though, LOL.

have you even read his first story? the shirt was a reference to that.
see sig.

 

[sao123]

OMGWTFBBQWHEREISDAFVCKINGUPDATE!!!!!11!111!11

 

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[Skunkwourk]

wheres the update, all my co-workers want to know

 

[Rookie]

Originally posted by: Preyhunter

Update #2
Well, I've decided to bite the bullet and go meet with the gf and the mom. I still don't know what she's gonna say. I hope it isn't too bad or too embarrassing. I DEFINITELY hope she doesn't mention our little "run-in" yesterday. Any last minute suggestions on what I should wear?

Wish me luck!

chill man... it's just a talk about safe sex.

:thumbsup: No worries. Next time, ask her if she can be quiet and HIT it

EDIT: SPIDER? **OBLIGATORY**

 

[NakaNaka]

Originally posted by: Krk3561
Last Visited On: 06/16/2005 04:15 PM

Come back!!! We demand and update!

Agreed.

 

[KnickNut3]

Spider!

 

[drinkmorejava]

damn, I'd pay the kid a thousand bucks to see his face if his parents read this stuff.

 

[AstroCreep]

Just stumbled on this thread - waiting for the update!
Weren't you supposed to meet them yesterday?

 

[newParadigm]

STEP IN the DAMN SHOWER.

and QFT

 

[jman19]

Talk about a BS story.

 

[Icepick]

Dude, if this is real then you've got some issues. First of all, it is just RUDE to masturbate in your girlfriends house. You should either be doing something with her/to her or nothing at all. Going to her bathroom to relieve yourself (especially while the house is still occupied by her family) is way un-cool.

I've got a feeling this story, while good if true, is all a nice, big, heaping, stinking pile of grade A manure.

 

[totalcommand]

THIS IS SO GODDAMN FUNNY> YOU MADE MY DAY BAD DAY TURN GOOD.


THANKS

 

[AStar617]

No offense, but THIS is why I can never get thru a YAGT post:

I went to my gf?s house this morning, which is not an unusual thing since it?s summer and I?m not gonna spend it ALL on AT. We?re past the stage where we feel like we have to impress each other all the time, so I didn?t really do anything special to get ready to go over there. No Halo 2 shirt, no jelled eyebrows, no cinnamon Altoids breath strips, just a Hilfiger golf shirt, Hilfiger khaki shorts, Hilfiger boxer briefs (grey), Doc Marten sandals, and an Oakland A?s cap worn backwards that I bought from a Hot Deals post a while back (it didn?t really go with the shirt or shorts, but it?s cool!). Anyway, I get over there and ring the bell. Her mom answers the door and lets me in, asks how I?m doing, blah blah blah. She likes me cuz I?m a ?good kid?. I don?t know what it is, but all of my friends? moms like me. I guess that?s a good thing. They just don?t know about all the stupid crap we do when they?re not around...

Where's the point in this? I almost had an damn aneurysm trying to survive that--only thing missing would be "This one time, at band camp..."

Thank god I hit "back".

 

[TomKazansky]

rule #1 about wack-out : never whack out when there is another person you cannot trust in the room

rule #2 : make sure you lock your doors

rule #3 : close the blinds too.

 

[Icepick]

Originally posted by: AStar617
No offense, but THIS is why I can never get thru a YAGT post:

I went to my gf?s house this morning, which is not an unusual thing since it?s summer and I?m not gonna spend it ALL on AT. We?re past the stage where we feel like we have to impress each other all the time, so I didn?t really do anything special to get ready to go over there. No Halo 2 shirt, no jelled eyebrows, no cinnamon Altoids breath strips, just a Hilfiger golf shirt, Hilfiger khaki shorts, Hilfiger boxer briefs (grey), Doc Marten sandals, and an Oakland A?s cap worn backwards that I bought from a Hot Deals post a while back (it didn?t really go with the shirt or shorts, but it?s cool!). Anyway, I get over there and ring the bell. Her mom answers the door and lets me in, asks how I?m doing, blah blah blah. She likes me cuz I?m a ?good kid?. I don?t know what it is, but all of my friends? moms like me. I guess that?s a good thing. They just don?t know about all the stupid crap we do when they?re not around...

Where's the point in this? I almost had an damn aneurysm trying to survive that--only thing missing would be "This one time, at band camp..."

Thank god I hit "back".

 

[Pastore]

Where's our update!!! It's late!!!

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: infestedgh0st
rule #1 about wack-out : never whack out when there is another person you cannot trust in the room

rule #2 : make sure you lock your doors

rule #3 : close the blinds too.

i think you should edit rule #1.
i trust a lot of my buddies but i doubt im going to whip my pud out in front of them and take care of business.

 

[Pastore]

WHERE'S OUR UPDATE!!!

 

[BrokenVisage]

This dude better not Syringer/Luvya us!

 

[Excelsior]

I have a hard time believing this. WHO DOESN'T LOCK THE FVCKING DOOR. JESUS CHRIST.

 

[ComatoseDelirium]

Originally posted by: Preyhunter
Well, I've decided to bite the bullet and go meet with the gf and the mom. I still don't know what she's gonna say. I hope it isn't too bad or too embarrassing. I DEFINITELY hope she doesn't mention our little "run-in" yesterday. Any last minute suggestions on what I should wear?

Wish me luck!

Crotchless Chaps.

 

[Chelsey]

HEllllllloooooooooooooo? What about an update?!

 

[lokiju]

"Last Visited On: 06/16/2005 04:15 PM"

He hasn't been back here.