YAGT: OMGWTFBBQBUSTED!!!!!11!111!11

[Ricemarine]

Well that's a big change of the story now huh?

 

[Night201]

Are you both over 18? If so, I don't think they should have any word in this...

 

[cryptonomicon]

what the f?

are your retarded? why didnt you lock the door u facking retard

 

[heedoyiu]

man at least it wasent your aunt or your realtive, that is a bad experience that no guy should go through, although i locked the door and still got caught man growing up sucks,

 

[dejacky]

end yourself

This is truly the best thing to do. Save yourself a nightmare...resistance is futile! :beer:

 

[Conky]

Talk about an inappropriate place to rub one out! :laugh:

I wonder if the original poster masturbates in public bathrooms too, hehe

 

[WA261]

Dude..YOu jerk off to a chick mag at your GF house!!!! Why in the hell not sneak your woman out and do her??? WTF is wrong with you? You should have also just tried to flow on the mom when it went down..

 

[rmrf]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
Oh my god. YOU ARE A HUMAN ... THAT HAS SEX? That's unheard of! So...form your update, my guess is:

1) Your GF's mom talked to your GF about sex (nopt mentioning your busy hands). Your GF told her mom that you do in fact have sex. GF mom calls your dad. Your dad knows you are bangin that nice little girl. Caos ensues.

2) ?

3) profit

I believe it's spelled "Chaos".....anyhow, you're right. HA! Trust me, your dad is probably secretly proud of you for not being gay. I just can't believe you whipped it out and didn't lock the door.

No kidding, especially with the whole "gelling the eyebrows" thing. Either you have some bushy fcking eyebrows, or....... I don't know what. Do you go to the same church as your girlfriend or what? Use a lock next time, and try to do the flogging in a safer place.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Originally posted by: rmrf

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
Oh my god. YOU ARE A HUMAN ... THAT HAS SEX? That's unheard of! So...form your update, my guess is:

1) Your GF's mom talked to your GF about sex (nopt mentioning your busy hands). Your GF told her mom that you do in fact have sex. GF mom calls your dad. Your dad knows you are bangin that nice little girl. Caos ensues.

2) ?

3) profit

I believe it's spelled "Chaos".....anyhow, you're right. HA! Trust me, your dad is probably secretly proud of you for not being gay. I just can't believe you whipped it out and didn't lock the door.

No kidding, especially with the whole "gelling the eyebrows" thing. Either you have some bushy fcking eyebrows, or....... I don't know what. Do you go to the same church as your girlfriend or what? Use a lock next time, and try to do the flogging in a safer place.

Please, spill the beans. This is worse than if Lucas never did Episodes 1 and 2. Spill it!

 

[NuroMancer]

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004

Originally posted by: rmrf

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
Oh my god. YOU ARE A HUMAN ... THAT HAS SEX? That's unheard of! So...form your update, my guess is:

1) Your GF's mom talked to your GF about sex (nopt mentioning your busy hands). Your GF told her mom that you do in fact have sex. GF mom calls your dad. Your dad knows you are bangin that nice little girl. Caos ensues.

2) ?

3) profit

I believe it's spelled "Chaos".....anyhow, you're right. HA! Trust me, your dad is probably secretly proud of you for not being gay. I just can't believe you whipped it out and didn't lock the door.

No kidding, especially with the whole "gelling the eyebrows" thing. Either you have some bushy fcking eyebrows, or....... I don't know what. Do you go to the same church as your girlfriend or what? Use a lock next time, and try to do the flogging in a safer place.

Please, spill the beans. This is worse than if Lucas never did Episodes 1 and 2. Spill it!

Haha Awesome, Preyhunter is now Lucas's worser(better?)? I don't think that works but whatever.

 

[tlam617]

hahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah....

You are such a funny b4st4rd. HAHAHAHAHAAHA.

Props to you. Good story.

 

[NuroMancer]

It is a funny story but I think most OT posters want an update!

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: Preyhunter
I'm not giving any further details until I know this comes to a positive conclusion. If and when that happens, I'll spill it. Until then, just know that my dad now knows I've been hitting it.

so GF's mom called your parents and told them you have been porking their daughter and that mom caught you flogging your dolphin.

Bwaahaha :laugh::laugh::laugh: [tears]

ROTFLMFAO!!

BEST SHENS EVAR!!! ---- Preyhunter for Elite!!

 

[AstroCreep]

Originally posted by: JoLLyRoGer
Bwaahaha :laugh::laugh::laugh: [tears]

ROTFLMFAO!!

BEST SHENS EVAR!!! ---- Preyhunter for Elite!!

I just want to see where all the shens end up.
The mother anally raping him with a rolling pin?

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: AstroCreep

Originally posted by: JoLLyRoGer
Bwaahaha :laugh::laugh::laugh: [tears]

ROTFLMFAO!!

BEST SHENS EVAR!!! ---- Preyhunter for Elite!!

I just want to see where all the shens end up.
The mother anally raping him with a rolling pin?

Pics?

 

[thomsbrain]

1. no one gives a flying fvck who designed the shirt you wore over to your gf's one day.
2. wacking off in the gf's parents house is even stupider than telling us who designed your stupid clothes.
3. this is not a big deal. your parents found out you poke it. they are scandalized. they give you the talk about birth control and how they wish you'd waited longer. two weeks later they forget. from now on you and your gf get your own room on vacations.
4. any time you talk about "being past X stage" we automatically know you are 14 years old.

 

[imported_yetti]

SPIDER!

 

[imported_rod]

Originally posted by: Preyhunter
I'm not giving any further details until I know this comes to a positive conclusion. If and when that happens, I'll spill it. Until then, just know that my dad now knows I've been hitting it.

Look, it could be worse. At least her Mum didn't walk in on you and her duaghter goin at it. At least your parents dont know about that. Unless your dad reads ATOT. Then you might be in the sh1t.

RoD

 

[imported_rod]

Originally posted by: dejacky

end yourself

This is truly the best thing to do. Save yourself a nightmare...resistance is futile! :beer:

Stupid Advice!!!

If he does that, we'll never hear the end of the story :|

RoD

 

[Mandos]

lol, that sucks. I want the end though. PM it to me, promise I wont tell anyone

 

[quakefiend420]

i want an update, damnit!

 

[Adica]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
i want an update, damnit!

Please?????? I am waiting.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Adica

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
i want an update, damnit!

Please?????? I am waiting.

should we all just bombard his pm box and email until he gives in?

 

[Psycho18]

lmfao!!!!

 

[gigapet]

this must be stickied until a resolution is reached.