YAGT: OMGWTFBBQBUSTED!!!!!11!111!11

[shud]

Dude, always lock the door. WTF?

 

[rudeguy]

/me pulls up a chair and bookmarks this thread

 

[DaFinn]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THIS IS A MORON. THIS IS SO OBVIOUSLY SHENS AND IF YOU BELIEVE IT I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU

What gave it away? Was it the grey Hilfiger boxer briefs???

 

[Spike]

Originally posted by: akubi

Originally posted by: DaFinn
Cosmo??? You were wanking to a Cosmo...

sounds like a seinfeld episode

lol, it totally does... I can see george stumbling out the bathroom with a cosmo in hand and jerry just shaking his head at him

-spike

 

[jaedaliu]

Originally posted by: DaFinn
Cosmo??? You were wanking to a Cosmo...

dude, cosmo is the freaking lady's bible to get laid. well, not that I use it, but all the girls i've had read cosmo.

just write a note to her mom explaining why, and that you didn't want to disrespect her daughter. her mom was young once, she'll understand.

oh, and just in case, shens!

 

[scorpmatt]

i call shens, if you needed to get off, the gf should been more than willing to help out

 

[Sundog]

A scene right out of Fast Times at Ridgemont High!!

 

[pclstyle]

shoulda just looked at her unfazed, then finished yourself off.

don't forget to wash your hands afterwards. mother's appreciate that.

 

[chowmein]

preyhunter is at it again. but i think this just troll.

 

[Colonel C]

You should have asked her mom for help

Either that or you should have actually tried to flush yourself down the toilet. It might have worked?

 

[DaFinn]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt
i call shens, if you needed to get off, the gf should been more than willing to help out

And you have... exactly how much experience with girls??? The stories @ literotica.com are not the reality you know...

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THIS IS A MORON. THIS IS SO OBVIOUSLY SHENS AND IF YOU BELIEVE IT I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU

wow calm down. Even if it is shens it's pretty entertaining. I wish all nefs would put this much work into their posts.

 

[Preyhunter]

Originally posted by: DaFinn
Cosmo??? You were wanking to a Cosmo...

WTF? Why are you down on me for that? It was the best I could do, given the circumstances. It's not like she has pr0no mags lying around and I'm definitely not checking out GQ or SI to get my juices flowing.

 

[Colonel C]

Did the mom look aroused at all?

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

probably BS, but even as a hypothetical its still a funny story.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

I can't say enough about locks and using them.

 

[DaFinn]

Originally posted by: Preyhunter

Originally posted by: DaFinn
Cosmo??? You were wanking to a Cosmo...

WTF? Why are you down on me for that? It was the best I could do, given the circumstances. It's not like she has pr0no mags lying around and I'm definitely not checking out GQ or SI to get my juices flowing.

Ok, lets return to the grey Hilfiger boxer briefs. Could you describe to me exatcly what you felt when you put them on... Take your time, we are in no hurry...

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: DaFinn

Originally posted by: scorpmatt
i call shens, if you needed to get off, the gf should been more than willing to help out

And you have... exactly how much experience with girls??? The stories @ literotica.com are not the reality you know...

sarcasm meter is going off wildly

 

[Scarpozzi]

Dude...that's sad. LOL.

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: Colonel C
Did the mom look aroused at all?

yeah....maybe YOU shouldve then "Accidently" walked into their OTHER bathroom!

 

[MaxDepth]

next time, let mom finish the handiwork

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: DaFinn

Originally posted by: purbeast0
ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THIS IS A MORON. THIS IS SO OBVIOUSLY SHENS AND IF YOU BELIEVE IT I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU

What gave it away? Was it the grey Hilfiger boxer briefs???

Yup, that was the clue.

That extra, TOTALLY unnecessary detail that blew this wide open as a parody thread.

Well writ, however!

 

[DaFinn]

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
I can't say enough about locks and using them.

Yeah, he should've locked the mom into the bathroom with him... letting a good score get away like that, man!!! And he calls himself the "Preyhunter"... yeah, right!

 

[alien42]

Originally posted by: 95SS
Previous Preyhunter goodness

absolutely priceless

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: DaFinn

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
I can't say enough about locks and using them.

Yeah, he should've locked the mom into the bathroom with him... letting a good score get away like that, man!!! And he calls himself the "Preyhunter"... yeah, right!

are you having fun sitting in your basement typing with one hand?