Preyhunter....If this had pics it would be the best post ever.I?ll have to give her a ?thank you bang? for that.
Originally posted by: Preyhunter
Originally posted by: DaFinn
Cosmo??? You were wanking to a Cosmo...
WTF? Why are you down on me for that? It was the best I could do, given the circumstances. It's not like she has pr0no mags lying around and I'm definitely not checking out GQ or SI to get my juices flowing.
Originally posted by: Barrak
I want to know, What shirt did you wear to the meeting? I hope it was the Halo one....
Originally posted by: Preyhunter
No, it was a t-shirt with a pic of an iguana on it. The iguana is wearing a pair of shades and underneath is says "Bad as I guana be." Iguanas r kool.
Originally posted by: Preyhunter
Big Update 6/24/05
Lunchtime Saturday rolls around too soon. My dad and I head over to my gf?s house. Her mom answers the door with a big ass smile on her face and goes through the whole nice to meet you bit with my dad as we walk in. Her dad was there as well. Great, this is getting worse by the second. We do the whole small talk thing and eat lunch. When we finished, all of us went into the den and sat down. Her mom then starts with the reason why everyone is there. My dad looks at me and gives me this ?I knew you screwed something up? look. She said that it was only appropriate for everyone that is there to be there so that no toes are stepped on and everyone is on the same page or some crap. As many of you have guessed, we got the big sex talk. We were also told that they wouldn?t approve of us having sex and that we shouldn?t, but they knew that sometimes kids don?t do as they?re told. Then they really started stressing the practice of safe sex. I wasn?t hearing much of this. I just sat there numb, trying to survive this asswhipping. Then, out of nowhere, her mom asks, ?Have you two already had sex?? That shocked the hell out of me. I looked up at her mom, who had this goofy ass grin on her face, with what must have been a shocked look. She winked at me and I?m thinking, ?WTF, why did her mom just wink at me? Is she about to spill my beans?? My face starts burning and I?m getting hot as hell with sweat starting to form on my forehead. I turn and look at my gf, who is already looking at me, and I just give her a dumbfounded look because I can?t lie worth a sh!t and I don?t want to tell them I?ve been banging their daughter. My gf comes to the rescue and says we haven?t had sex. Whew, what a freaking relief. I?ll have to give her a ?thank you bang? for that. The parents start going through all the ?that?s good? and ?you two have made the right decision? bit while I?m recovering from my near aneurism. The talk starts wrapping up at this point and my family is invited up to their restaurant on Thursday (yesterday) for dinner so that they can meet my mom and crap. My dad says that we?ll try to make it and will get back to them.
Originally posted by: icepik
Originally posted by: Preyhunter
Big Update 6/24/05
Lunchtime Saturday rolls around too soon. My dad and I head over to my gf?s house. Her mom answers the door with a big ass smile on her face and goes through the whole nice to meet you bit with my dad as we walk in. Her dad was there as well. Great, this is getting worse by the second. We do the whole small talk thing and eat lunch. When we finished, all of us went into the den and sat down. Her mom then starts with the reason why everyone is there. My dad looks at me and gives me this ?I knew you screwed something up? look. She said that it was only appropriate for everyone that is there to be there so that no toes are stepped on and everyone is on the same page or some crap. As many of you have guessed, we got the big sex talk. We were also told that they wouldn?t approve of us having sex and that we shouldn?t, but they knew that sometimes kids don?t do as they?re told. Then they really started stressing the practice of safe sex. I wasn?t hearing much of this. I just sat there numb, trying to survive this asswhipping. Then, out of nowhere, her mom asks, ?Have you two already had sex?? That shocked the hell out of me. I looked up at her mom, who had this goofy ass grin on her face, with what must have been a shocked look. She winked at me and I?m thinking, ?WTF, why did her mom just wink at me? Is she about to spill my beans?? My face starts burning and I?m getting hot as hell with sweat starting to form on my forehead. I turn and look at my gf, who is already looking at me, and I just give her a dumbfounded look because I can?t lie worth a sh!t and I don?t want to tell them I?ve been banging their daughter. My gf comes to the rescue and says we haven?t had sex. Whew, what a freaking relief. I?ll have to give her a ?thank you bang? for that. The parents start going through all the ?that?s good? and ?you two have made the right decision? bit while I?m recovering from my near aneurism. The talk starts wrapping up at this point and my family is invited up to their restaurant on Thursday (yesterday) for dinner so that they can meet my mom and crap. My dad says that we?ll try to make it and will get back to them.
The answer is clear my friend. The mom is ready for some hot loving. She can't get you outta her head. She is getting so excited from the sneak peak she got the other week that she's gotta sample it for herself. I think you know what you must do now. It's time to hit the mom. You lucky guy, you.
Originally posted by: icepik
Originally posted by: Preyhunter
Big Update 6/24/05
Lunchtime Saturday rolls around too soon. My dad and I head over to my gf?s house. Her mom answers the door with a big ass smile on her face and goes through the whole nice to meet you bit with my dad as we walk in. Her dad was there as well. Great, this is getting worse by the second. We do the whole small talk thing and eat lunch. When we finished, all of us went into the den and sat down. Her mom then starts with the reason why everyone is there. My dad looks at me and gives me this ?I knew you screwed something up? look. She said that it was only appropriate for everyone that is there to be there so that no toes are stepped on and everyone is on the same page or some crap. As many of you have guessed, we got the big sex talk. We were also told that they wouldn?t approve of us having sex and that we shouldn?t, but they knew that sometimes kids don?t do as they?re told. Then they really started stressing the practice of safe sex. I wasn?t hearing much of this. I just sat there numb, trying to survive this asswhipping. Then, out of nowhere, her mom asks, ?Have you two already had sex?? That shocked the hell out of me. I looked up at her mom, who had this goofy ass grin on her face, with what must have been a shocked look. She winked at me and I?m thinking, ?WTF, why did her mom just wink at me? Is she about to spill my beans?? My face starts burning and I?m getting hot as hell with sweat starting to form on my forehead. I turn and look at my gf, who is already looking at me, and I just give her a dumbfounded look because I can?t lie worth a sh!t and I don?t want to tell them I?ve been banging their daughter. My gf comes to the rescue and says we haven?t had sex. Whew, what a freaking relief. I?ll have to give her a ?thank you bang? for that. The parents start going through all the ?that?s good? and ?you two have made the right decision? bit while I?m recovering from my near aneurism. The talk starts wrapping up at this point and my family is invited up to their restaurant on Thursday (yesterday) for dinner so that they can meet my mom and crap. My dad says that we?ll try to make it and will get back to them.
The answer is clear my friend. The mom is ready for some hot loving. She can't get you outta her head. She is getting so excited from the sneak peak she got the other week that she's gotta sample it for herself. I think you know what you must do now. It's time to hit the mom. You lucky guy, you.
Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Wow, it just went from masturbator to "I banged your daughter"
Originally posted by: Aharami
dude. you're an awesome storyteller!!