Originally posted by: Preyhunter
I went to my gf?s house this morning, which is not an unusual thing since it?s summer and I?m not gonna spend it ALL on AT. We?re past the stage where we feel like we have to impress each other all the time, so I didn?t really do anything special to get ready to go over there. No Halo 2 shirt, no jelled eyebrows, no cinnamon Altoids breath strips, just a Hilfiger golf shirt, Hilfiger khaki shorts, Hilfiger boxer briefs (grey), Doc Marten sandals, and an Oakland A?s cap worn backwards that I bought from a Hot Deals post a while back (it didn?t really go with the shirt or shorts, but it?s cool!). Anyway, I get over there and ring the bell. Her mom answers the door and lets me in, asks how I?m doing, blah blah blah. She likes me cuz I?m a ?good kid?. I don?t know what it is, but all of my friends? moms like me. I guess that?s a good thing. They just don?t know about all the stupid crap we do when they?re not around. She tells me that her daughter is up in her room, so I head up there. I already know that there won?t be any booty call going on with her mom there, but that?s alright.
I get to my gf?s room and she?s on the computer with chick magazines on the bed and listening to an Evanescence cd. I plop down on her bed and we just started chatting about stuff. I couldn?t really tell you what all we talked about cuz it?s just one of those things that you do when you?ve been with someone for as long as we?ve been together. As we chatted, I was thumbing through the magazines on the bed and she was going back and forth between chatting with me and messing around on the computer. Now, I?m not exactly sure if it was the pics of Jessica Simpson in the magazine, the lead singer chick?s voice from Evanescence, being in my gf?s bedroom where ?fun stuff? has happened, or a little bit of all of the above, but I started getting horny. It was weird?I went right past twitch to full on pitching tent. It was great cuz of the feeling it gave me, like a high, but it sucked at the same time cuz I knew nothing would be going on with her mom home. I had this feeling that something needed to be done and the feeling wouldn?t go away. Well, I decided I needed to do what any young red blooded American male would do?
I rolled up the magazine and got up off the bed, holding the magazine down by my leg and told my gf that I had to head off to the bathroom for a minute. Her back was kinda turned to me and she couldn?t see me. She said ok and I headed off to the bathroom. When I got there I prepared as if I was gonna take a crap.
So there I was, ready to take care of the work at hand, armed with a magazine full of chicks, a vivid imagination, and a stiffy. I thumbed through the magazine until I found some good pictures and started doing my business. I?m not ashamed, I?m pretty sure all guys do it (I just wouldn?t do it in front of others). So I?m doing my thing and all of a sudden the door opens. OMFG! It?s her MOM!!!!!!!1!111111!1!!one1!! There I am, drawers around my ankles, our eyes are locked and I have a Cosmo in one hand and my weenie in the other. I don?t know what to do. I?m scared and so embarrassed I?m ready to hop into the toilet and flush myself. I think she realized what was going on cuz she turned really red and turned her head really fast, said sorry and left room. I didn?t know what to do. The moment of truth had come and I froze like a deer in the headlights. Needless to say, I didn?t finish my business. I got myself together and went back to my gf?s room. I told my gf that I?d forgotten to do some of my chores and I had to get back home and get them done and that I would call her later. I got out of her house without running into her mom, so that was a relief.
What the hell do I do now? Her mom probably thinks I?m a freak now. What if she tells my gf, what do I do then? I don?t know what to do. I sure as hell don?t want to face her mom ever again, but I?ll probably never get to see her anymore cuz her mom probably won?t let her come over to ?the freak?s? house. This really sucks. Has anyone else been through this? If so, how did you work it out? I haven?t called my gf yet because I?m scared that her mom?s already told her about it. I wish I could start this whole day over.
Cliffs:
1. Went to gf?s house.
2. Got horny.
3. Manually ?taking care of business? at gf?s house.
4. Gf?s mom walks in.
5. I leave immediately.
6. Scared and embarrassed as hell now.
7. ???
8. Profit?