Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Black88GTA
9) Creates imaginary friends or relatives (and attends their mythical marriages and/or funerals!).
OK, I have to know...is there some sort of backstory here involving a card-carrying official nutjob, or did you date a 6 year old?
Yeah some of the rules seem strange to be on the list....like constantly bragging about kissing another chick but most of the rules seem ultra conservative.
Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Yeah, what's wrong with a lower back tattoo? Most guys I know consider it to be a target
3) Has a tattoo on her lower back.
8) Persistently has dreams that would make a John Waters movie seem like a Disney production.
13) Brags constantly about "that crazy time in college" when she kissed another girl.
19) Believes that having sex with numerous men is "female empowerment."
20) Lives under the ridiculous delusion that a healthy intimate relationship can survive infidelity.
15) Fails to appreciate the dramatic sophistication of "The Godfather" or the timeless humor of "The Simpsons"
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: IgorFL
Based on personal experience, I created the following list. I'll be interested in hearing comments/suggestions/etc. (And yes, I realize that I'm effectively eliminating 99% of the female population with this list.)
Dating Rules
I will not date a girl if she:
1) Continuously bemoans her terrible relationship with her father.
2) Is unable to have a lasting friendship with a man.
3) Has a tattoo on her lower back.
4) Acts annoyed with sports and shuns athletic activity.
5) Cultivates no meaningful hobbies or interests.
6) Displays fits of jealousy to any of my female friends.
7) Mentions any phobia involving insects, numbers, or colors.
8) Persistently has dreams that would make a John Waters movie seem like a Disney production.
9) Creates imaginary friends or relatives (and attends their mythical marriages and/or funerals!).
10) Pretends that actual living friends or relatives have died.
11) Keeps a scrapbook of past relationships.
12) Becomes mute any time there is a crisis.
13) Brags constantly about "that crazy time in college" when she kissed another girl.
14) Considers "Love Story," "Love Actually" or "Pretty Woman" to be movies worthy of romantic emulation.
15) Fails to appreciate the dramatic sophistication of "The Godfather" or the timeless humor of "The Simpsons"
16) Habitually falls into relationships to avoid being single.
17) Needs to get drunk and/or high to feel comfortable with herself.
18) Reveals long-term plans to change me into her "ideal" man.
19) Believes that having sex with numerous men is "female empowerment."
20) Lives under the ridiculous delusion that a healthy intimate relationship can survive infidelity.
so you're telling us you're going gay or will never date a woman again?
Phobia of colors? Are you serious?Originally posted by: IgorFL
7) Mentions any phobia involving insects, numbers, or colors.
Originally posted by: IgorFL
Based on personal experience, I created the following list. I'll be interested in hearing comments/suggestions/etc. (And yes, I realize that I'm effectively eliminating 99% of the female population with this list.)
Dating Rules
I will not date a girl if she:
1) Continuously bemoans her terrible relationship with her father.
2) Is unable to have a lasting friendship with a man.
3) Has a tattoo on her lower back.
4) Acts annoyed with sports and shuns athletic activity.
5) Cultivates no meaningful hobbies or interests.
6) Displays fits of jealousy to any of my female friends.
7) Mentions any phobia involving insects, numbers, or colors.
8) Persistently has dreams that would make a John Waters movie seem like a Disney production.
9) Creates imaginary friends or relatives (and attends their mythical marriages and/or funerals!).
10) Pretends that actual living friends or relatives have died.
11) Keeps a scrapbook of past relationships.
12) Becomes mute any time there is a crisis.
13) Brags constantly about "that crazy time in college" when she kissed another girl. (this one I don't mind normally, but she claimed she "used to be" lesbian. How the hell did you "used to be" lesbian?! Did she go to the same Taggert therapy????
14) Considers "Love Story," "Love Actually" or "Pretty Woman" to be movies worthy of romantic emulation.
15) Fails to appreciate the dramatic sophistication of "The Godfather" or the timeless humor of "The Simpsons"
16) Habitually falls into relationships to avoid being single.
17) Needs to get drunk and/or high to feel comfortable with herself.
18) Reveals long-term plans to change me into her "ideal" man.
19) Believes that having sex with numerous men is "female empowerment."
20) Lives under the ridiculous delusion that a healthy intimate relationship can survive infidelity.
Originally posted by: RaiderJ
Some rules of mine:
1) Must be independent, able to hold down a job, and otherwise able to function apart from a relationship/parents/etc
2) Healthy relationship with parents (BIG requirement)
3) Able to maintain friendships with other females
4) Knows how to dress attractively without looking like trash
5) No excessive tattos or piercings
6) Educated or at least open to expanding their knowledge base
7) Enjoys outdoor and physical activities (i.e. isn't a couch potato)
8) Maintains themselves in physical appearance
9) Has hobbies besides "scrapbooking" (whatever the hell that is) & bars
10) Is over 5'2" - I'm 6'0" and I hate feeling like I'm dating a child
Pretty generic list, but it really rules out most women I come across.
Originally posted by: eleison
My only 2 criteria:
1)Must have big boobs...
2)Must like sex...
I plan on interacting with the girl only for sex. Being a man, I don't need or care for anything else.. no talking, no holding hands, no "so where were you all day?" etc... just sex please
Yes, I have low standards.. but because I have low standards, its easier for the girl to impress me.. "Wow, you read that news article about the Middle East all by yourself!!! Thats a good girl... Now come over here and give me a ..."
High standards always disappoint Do you really want to get disappointed time after time???
Originally posted by: SpanishFry
Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Yeah, what's wrong with a lower back tattoo? Most guys I know consider it to be a target
he said dating, not plowing
I think my gf fails 4 of those, but they're relatively minor on the list. On the whole, I agree with your list. :thumbsup:
Originally posted by: pontifex
yeah, good luck with that
Originally posted by: Ronstang
So you will be dating your hand?
Originally posted by: eleison
Originally posted by: pontifex
yeah, good luck with that
considering I only have two criteria while some people have 10+... I think my odds are pretty good Heck, some people will not even date a girl with a trampstamp... dude, its only a trampstamp... I just dont' care... just as long as she has the following 2 simple, critera, i'm in like Flynn:
1)Must have big boobs...
2)Must like sex...
1) Continuously bemoans her terrible relationship with her father.
2) Is unable to have a lasting friendship with a man.
3) Has a tattoo on her lower back.
4) Acts annoyed with sports and shuns athletic activity.
5) Cultivates no meaningful hobbies or interests.
6) Displays fits of jealousy to any of my female friends.
7) Mentions any phobia involving insects, numbers, or colors.
8) Persistently has dreams that would make a John Waters movie seem like a Disney production.
9) Creates imaginary friends or relatives (and attends their mythical marriages and/or funerals!).
10) Pretends that actual living friends or relatives have died.
11) Keeps a scrapbook of past relationships.
12) Becomes mute any time there is a crisis.
13) Brags constantly about "that crazy time in college" when she kissed another girl.
14) Considers "Love Story," "Love Actually" or "Pretty Woman" to be movies worthy of romantic emulation.
15) Fails to appreciate the dramatic sophistication of "The Godfather" or the timeless humor of "The Simpsons"
16) Habitually falls into relationships to avoid being single.
17) Needs to get drunk and/or high to feel comfortable with herself.
18) Reveals long-term plans to change me into her "ideal" man.
19) Believes that having sex with numerous men is "female empowerment."
20) Lives under the ridiculous delusion that a healthy intimate relationship can survive infidelity.
Originally posted by: IgorFL
Based on personal experience, I created the following list. I'll be interested in hearing comments/suggestions/etc. (And yes, I realize that I'm effectively eliminating 99% of the female population with this list.)
Dating Rules
I will not date a girl if she:
1) Continuously bemoans her terrible relationship with her father.
2) Is unable to have a lasting friendship with a man.
3) Has a tattoo on her lower back.
4) Acts annoyed with sports and shuns athletic activity.
5) Cultivates no meaningful hobbies or interests.
6) Displays fits of jealousy to any of my female friends.
7) Mentions any phobia involving insects, numbers, or colors.
8) Persistently has dreams that would make a John Waters movie seem like a Disney production.
9) Creates imaginary friends or relatives (and attends their mythical marriages and/or funerals!).
10) Pretends that actual living friends or relatives have died.
11) Keeps a scrapbook of past relationships.
12) Becomes mute any time there is a crisis.
13) Brags constantly about "that crazy time in college" when she kissed another girl.
14) Considers "Love Story," "Love Actually" or "Pretty Woman" to be movies worthy of romantic emulation.
15) Fails to appreciate the dramatic sophistication of "The Godfather" or the timeless humor of "The Simpsons"
16) Habitually falls into relationships to avoid being single.
17) Needs to get drunk and/or high to feel comfortable with herself.
18) Reveals long-term plans to change me into her "ideal" man.
19) Believes that having sex with numerous men is "female empowerment."
20) Lives under the ridiculous delusion that a healthy intimate relationship can survive infidelity.
Originally posted by: IgorFL
Based on personal experience, I created the following list. I'll be interested in hearing comments/suggestions/etc. (And yes, I realize that I'm effectively eliminating 99% of the female population with this list.)
Dating Rules
I will not date a girl if she:
1) Continuously bemoans her terrible relationship with her father.
2) Is unable to have a lasting friendship with a man.
3) Has a tattoo on her lower back.
4) Acts annoyed with sports and shuns athletic activity.
5) Cultivates no meaningful hobbies or interests.
6) Displays fits of jealousy to any of my female friends.
7) Mentions any phobia involving insects, numbers, or colors.
8) Persistently has dreams that would make a John Waters movie seem like a Disney production.
9) Creates imaginary friends or relatives (and attends their mythical marriages and/or funerals!).
10) Pretends that actual living friends or relatives have died.
11) Keeps a scrapbook of past relationships.
12) Becomes mute any time there is a crisis.
13) Brags constantly about "that crazy time in college" when she kissed another girl.
14) Considers "Love Story," "Love Actually" or "Pretty Woman" to be movies worthy of romantic emulation.
15) Fails to appreciate the dramatic sophistication of "The Godfather" or the timeless humor of "The Simpsons"
16) Habitually falls into relationships to avoid being single.
17) Needs to get drunk and/or high to feel comfortable with herself.
18) Reveals long-term plans to change me into her "ideal" man.
19) Believes that having sex with numerous men is "female empowerment."
20) Lives under the ridiculous delusion that a healthy intimate relationship can survive infidelity.