YAGT: So I found the woman of my dreams

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: Injury
So... you told her you were making this thread?

I was talking to her on the phone.... and it occured to me that I needed outside help. I said to her "I have an idea" and sat down at the computer and made this thread. I have read all of the posts out loud and there has been much giggling. Call me lame but I didn't get to be a lifer and have 10600 some odd posts by not pulling stunts like this.

 

[CTrain]

Heres my conclusion.
I see 3 things.

1) Shes not the girl of your dream. If she was, you'd be hard up for her.
2) You're into her. She's NOT into you. Hence the problem.
3) You're GAY. You just don't know it yet.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: her209
You don't get married for the sex, dummy.

she giggled at that

she's READING THIS THREAD?!!? OMG OH NO AIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!1!!11!




honestly, if yall can discuss how you want to have sex but don't, then... well i'm at a loss for words. you sure you haven't tried beer?

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: dirtboy
Have you two ever kissed or tried fooling around?

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: CTrain
Heres my conclusion.
I see 3 things.

1) Shes not the girl of your dream. If she was, you'd be hard up for her.
2) You're into her. She's NOT into you. Hence the problem.
3) You're GAY. You just don't know it yet.

Are you saying all three or are those the three possibilities you see?

She's voting for number 1

 

[cKGunslinger]

Get one of her hot friends to come over. You video-tape while she makes out with her and rubs oil on her naked body. Send the tape to me.


As far as your problem.. beats me. *shrug*

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: her209
You don't get married for the sex, dummy.

she giggled at that

she's READING THIS THREAD?!!? OMG OH NO AIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!1!!11!




honestly, if yall can discuss how you want to have sex but don't, then... well i'm at a loss for words. you sure you haven't tried beer?

you rock. Mabye we can try that.

Originally posted by: Schadenfreude

Originally posted by: dirtboy
Have you two ever kissed or tried fooling around?

about 5 years ago, but not since then.

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: Schadenfreude

Originally posted by: dirtboy
Have you two ever kissed or tried fooling around?

Unless you're both repulsive to each other I highly doubt that both of you have zero physical attraction. Although, her saying you're "ok" looking isn't exactly a compliment Einstein!

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Get one of her hot friends to come over. You video-tape while she makes out with her and rubs oil on her naked body. Send the tape to me.


As far as your problem.. beats me. *shrug*

:laugh:

 

[myusername]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: CTrain
Heres my conclusion.
I see 3 things.

1) Shes not the girl of your dream. If she was, you'd be hard up for her.
2) You're into her. She's NOT into you. Hence the problem.
3) You're GAY. You just don't know it yet.

Are you saying all three or are those the three possibilities you see?
She's voting for number 1

Have you ever been hard up for any girl?

 

[datalink7]

Are you sure she even wants to involved with you?

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: myusername

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: CTrain
Heres my conclusion.
I see 3 things.

1) Shes not the girl of your dream. If she was, you'd be hard up for her.
2) You're into her. She's NOT into you. Hence the problem.
3) You're GAY. You just don't know it yet.

Are you saying all three or are those the three possibilities you see?
She's voting for number 1

Have you ever been hard up for any girl?

Yeah... all the time... just not this one

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: datalink7
Are you sure she even wants to involved with you?

she says, in response to your question that she doesen't know.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Seriously, you found a great gender-crossing friendship that you won't be able to totally ruin due to sexual tension. This is a rarity - treasure it, don't shun it.

 

[dirtboy]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
about 5 years ago, but not since then.

She's not into you, period. Based on her limited responses that you've posted, she has zero interest in you.

As for you not finding her attractive; perhaps it's time to stop looking at pr0n.

 

[McGyver]

Originally posted by: Udel
Beer.

and porn.

 

[Cabages]

Maybe you should have her figure that out before you try getting this problem solved.

One of you has to be hesitant about sex, or else you would have already done it.

If she doesnt know, then its probably her.

 

[aswedc]

Five years ago huh? Do I know her?

 

[McGyver]

u know what dude, this will always impress any girl. take her hand, and press that against ur left chest. if you really like her, she'll know.

 

[maddogchen]

looks like she's giving the message that you're not the man of her dreams. sorry, move on.

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: aswedc
Five years ago huh? Do I know her?

shut up

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: aswedc
Five years ago huh? Do I know her?

well I haven't seen her for the last 4 of them

 

[Francodman]

Tell her to come to cali and i'll take care of her

oh and make sure to tell her i called her a ******

 

[weirdichi]

*cues "Ironic" song*

 

[acemcmac]

she told me to tell you that she think's I'm "vanilla"

I don't know what that means but I think she might be into S&M and trying to keep from telling me.