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dmcowen674

No Lifer
Oct 13, 1999
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Originally posted by: acemcmac
And we're not sexually attracted to each other. We're great friends, but... there's no spark. We'd be perfect for each other. Neither of us are overweight or out of shape... I'm your average 5' 11" college senior, she's 5' 2", 100lbs soaking wet and has had her BS for a year or so...

Anyhow... I was thinking we should see a sex therapist or something.

We're way too good for each other to be passing each other up.

Anyone had any experience with this?

Normally I would suggest this for the two of you:

Philadelphia shuts down Swingers Clubs, compares them to Brothels

Many people just lump swing and sex clubs in the same company with brothels, adult bookstores and peep shows, strip clubs, and "gentlemen's clubs."

Legally, however, there is a difference. Prostitution is a crime, and gentlemen's clubs - officially adult cabarets - are heavily regulated. Rules include descriptions of which body parts dancers must keep covered and what customers may do.

Members say swing clubs are none of the above, more akin to private clubs, except members may doff their clothes and engage in sex - if they choose.

The clubs don't violate prostitution laws, said Young, Tizer's attorney, because what sex does occur is spontaneous and consensual, and no money changes hands. They are not adult cabarets, because employees don't strip. They don't run afoul of liquor laws, because they typically serve a buffet dinner, dessert and breakfast and are BYOB

Tizer said he and his wife, Pat, also known as "Redhead," the club's online Web hostess, got involved in swinging when they married nine years ago after unsuccessful earlier relationships.

"This will not fix a bad marriage, but it can make a good marriage between open, honest couples stronger," Tizer said.
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but Philadelphia like most of the Country is now saying sex is bad and evil except for procreation, church donations and votes.

Keep voting the way you are and you will have to pick a number to be assigned who, when, where you will have sex only to make a baby with a designated wife.

Enjoy
 

Howard

Lifer
Oct 14, 1999
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Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: Injury
So... you told her you were making this thread?

I was talking to her on the phone.... and it occured to me that I needed outside help. I said to her "I have an idea" and sat down at the computer and made this thread.
hahahahaha

Good luck.
 

ManSnake

Diamond Member
Oct 26, 2000
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I know what your problem is.

You are physically unattractive, she just doesn't feel it.
 

letdown427

Golden Member
Jan 3, 2006
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Düde, sounds like you ugly. You may not be, but she thinks you are. That is apparent. Pics of both of you are necessary. She is fükcing you around. In fact, she probably has her boyfriend between her legs right now whilst they laugh at this thread.

Abort.

Code Brown.

Return to base.

Game Over.

Not going to happen.

Get plastic surgery.

Alternatively, she could be a lesbian, or EVEN BETTER, she used to be a man.

EDIT: In fact, until pictures of the two of you together are posted, I'm going to assume she is in fact a man who's jerking you around (excuse the pun).
 

amicold

Platinum Member
Feb 7, 2005
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Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: bootymac
Originally posted by: acemcmac
We're great friends, but... there's no spark.

Woman of your dreams, yet there's no spark?

Well, there is a spark... its just not really sexual/physical...

She thinks this is more of a problem than I do.

Just kiss her for crying out loud. It'll be awkward at first but afterwords it gets more and more relaxing/normal. Then eventually you can nail her. Is it fresh? Graduates are hard to find V's these days. :Q
 

arcenite

Lifer
Dec 9, 2001
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Any chance you had of her having an interest in you went down the drain when you told her you were going to ask your internet friends.
 

unsped

Platinum Member
Mar 18, 2000
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here is the truth sorry if you think it sucks:

she likes you hanging around and pining for her because it helps her self esteem. your a person she can count on to bitch to, by leading you on it garuntees that youll always answer the phone call. you can flirt and send signals all you want, but 5 minutes after meeting a random dude shes going to fill the void if you know what i mean. leaving you pissed off and posting yagt.

if a chick is not immediately into you, its not going to work barring accidental pregnancy, tell her to stop wasting your time.
 

totalcommand

Platinum Member
Apr 21, 2004
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Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: McGyver
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: aswedc
Five years ago huh? Do I know her?

well I haven't seen her for the last 4 of them



dude, 4 years can do a lot to a girl that u used to know. hell, it's also possible that a lot of guys did her in that 4 years too.

Well, 4 years ago she was a bitch and an a manipulative control freak. She's mellowed out a lot since then and I think she's mature enough that we're on an even footing.

Maybe you've got it wrong. She's still a bitch and control freak, and using you as a friend. Wisen up.

 

AMDZen

Lifer
Apr 15, 2004
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So this is fake right? Seems the OP hasn't responded for a couple pages, wonder why
 

unsped

Platinum Member
Mar 18, 2000
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Originally posted by: AMDZen
So this is fake right? Seems the OP hasn't responded for a couple pages, wonder why

cliffs:

author posted a thread bragging about the good relationship he thought he had, boasting that the girl was reading the thread.

when people informed him that she was stringing him along he got p0wned and stopped posting.
 

Brutuskend

Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Get one of her hot friends to come over. You video-tape while she makes out with her and rubs oil on her naked body. Send the tape to me.


As far as your problem.. beats me. *shrug*

Best idea EVER!

Send me a copy as well!
 

greys2k

Senior member
Mar 13, 2003
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vanilla = ur boring as sh!t = u would never be into sex toys like she is
look 'ok' = you're fvckin' butt ugly = u look like napoleon dynamite

get a clue
 

acole1

Golden Member
Sep 28, 2005
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The only "the one," is the one you make "the one."

Everyone having a "special someone" is BS... you find one you like and make her your one.

So many girls dump guys because they dont feel like they are "the one."

/rant before it really starts.....

Make a decision and stick to it. Don't base it all on feelings (entirely emotional, or physical), and I bet you 2 both have desires... but are too shy to express them(?)


 

warpigeon

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Dec 5, 2004
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Step 1: lay in bed together "just to see what it feels like".
Step 2: If it feels okay, remove clothes "just to see what it feels like".
Step 3: See what mother nature does.
 
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