YAGT: So I found the woman of my dreams

[MrColin]

Originally posted by: nkgreen

fvck her the vagina as hard as you can

Yes, excellent advice. Get her alone, and go for it. If she says no then stop, she's not for you.

 

[MrColin]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
she told me to tell you that she think's I'm "vanilla"

I don't know what that means but I think she might be into S&M and trying to keep from telling me.

Vanilla = plain and boring, not kinky

Try talking dirty to her, describe doing nasty sexual things to her.
being serious*

 

[The Batt?sai]

i think maybe you both will feel a spark one day and wonder why it didn't come sooner. life is funny like that sometimes

 

[xolademoness]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: JS80
what's your definition of "soaking wet"?

She's petite and cute.

lol........

the failings of America's excuse for sex education...

 

[Sentinel]

What you just described is a friend.

"but... there's no spark"

Is a problem if she is the woman of your dreams. Honestly, are you serious? Maybe you should talk to a therapist.

 

[tallest1]

spider

 

[Axoliien]

Huh, doesn't sound like you two were meant for each other if there's no spark. You can't force the issue!

 

[Sentinel]

Originally posted by: Udel
Beer.

Would work for me, I get ungodly flirtatious under the influence.

 

[xolademoness]

acemcmac, does kinkiness scare you? If no, you're fine.. If yes, well you're not gonna be able to satisfy her so give up now.
joking, just let her get you used to things

ask her if she's a Domme, Sub or Switch

for some starter info:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domme
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submissive
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switch_(Bondage)

also try http://www.wipipedia.org (yes, it's "wip-ipedia")

also try searching on Amazon: "When someone you know is... Kinky" .. good starter book

 

[MaxDepth]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
she told me to tell you that she think's I'm "vanilla"

I don't know what that means but I think she might be into S&M and trying to keep from telling me.

uhm, really...she thinks you are gay.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
she told me to tell you that she think's I'm "vanilla"

I don't know what that means but I think she might be into S&M and trying to keep from telling me.

You are in the permanent freind zone. I predict the two of you will make a pact that in ten years if neither of you is married, then you will get together. Then, in ten years, you are going to show up on her doorstep and she is going to call you a stalker.

 

[xolademoness]

no she doesn't you dumbass. It means "not kinky".

don't talk about it if you don't know about it

 

[imported_nautique]

Ok, he hasn't responded in like 3 or 4 pages. Im guessing the discussion is over.

 

[archiloco]

you are too scared to realize she is the woman of your dreams, and if you mess it up she will be gone. you rather have her as a friend than loose her forever if you have a relationship.

my 2 cents.

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: acemcmac
And we're not sexually attracted to each other. We're great friends, but... there's no spark. We'd be perfect for each other. Neither of us are overweight or out of shape... I'm your average 5' 11" college senior, she's 5' 2", 100lbs soaking wet and has had her BS for a year or so...

Anyhow... I was thinking we should see a sex therapist or something. We're way too good for each other to be passing each other up.

Anyone had any experience with this?

don't waste anymore of your time or hers. It's there or it's not, trying to force attraction is ackward and lame at best, ego killing and painful at worst. When sex is good it only counts as 10 % of a relationship but when it's bad it counts as 90%. You're talking about sex therapists and you aren't even married yet, kiss her goodbye, wish her well and both of you move on, better than ending up 10 yrs down the road hating each other, embroiled in an ugly divorce.

Ok, there is just no way that I could have said this better. Listen to GB on this one. Just embrace the friend zone.

 

[xolademoness]

reposting this in the hopes he sees it, cos I'm one of the few people that actually seems to make a helpful contribution (the last one saying her calling him vanilla means "I think you're gay" was just ****** hilarious for the sheer ignorance )

Originally posted by: xolademoness
acemcmac, does kinkiness scare you? If no, you're fine.. If yes, well you're not gonna be able to satisfy her so give up now.
joking, just let her get you used to things

ask her if she's a Domme, Sub or Switch

for some starter info:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domme
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submissive
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switch_(Bondage)

also try http://www.wipipedia.org (yes, it's "wip-ipedia")

also try searching on Amazon: "When someone you know is... Kinky" .. good starter book

 

[BillyBatson]

if there is no attraction there is just no attraction, whether because of somethign unconcious, or her chemical scent, or whatever it is so just move on. she is just good on paper, not real life

 

[eakers]

why force it? sounds like you have a great brother/sister type relationship.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: eakers
why force it? sounds like you have a great brother/sister type relationship.

Other men will mock him for this relationship.

 

[xolademoness]

just let her whip you and be happy

 

[ribbon13]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: eakers
why force it? sounds like you have a great brother/sister type relationship.

Other men will mock him for this relationship.

Maybe if she sees him putting his boot to thier nuts for mocking him, it'll create a spark.

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: McGyver

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: aswedc
Five years ago huh? Do I know her?

well I haven't seen her for the last 4 of them

dude, 4 years can do a lot to a girl that u used to know. hell, it's also possible that a lot of guys did her in that 4 years too.

Well, 4 years ago she was a bitch and an a manipulative control freak. She's mellowed out a lot since then and I think she's mature enough that we're on an even footing.

As far as the "worn out" thing goes.... I challenge you to find a girl who's been through a 4 year college and not been given a good stretching. I can look past that... at least this time.

My girl, to be my wife in july, has only been with 1 other. In fact most women I know are not like you think. Sorry if your girl friend is a slut, but don;t lump all women that went to college as such.

 

[mikej007]

It sounds like she doesnt find you attractive and you don't want to accept that. Sorry, it sucks, it happens though. She likes having you around to do all the things a boyfriend would do, i.e. someone to bitch to, someone to go to for help, etc, but without the sexual aspect of a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship. THe fact that she referred to you as "Vanilla" is pretty telling- you're ordinary to her, and don't get her excited- there's no interest from her end. If you're not cool with staying in the friend zone (which you are clearly in) you need to decide whether to continue pursuing this. T

here's something else you can try- start talking to another girl and bring her around your "perfect woman". Let's see if she gets jealous that some other girl has you... that would be interesting.... maybe things will change once she stops seeing you as desperately pining away for her, being available 24-7. Girls are funny that way- they see you're in demand and you're not a doormat, BOOM. Sh!t happens...

 

[Glavinsolo]

This thread is ass backwards

edit: ok ok I read some of it

Advice: What you have right now is a friend. At one time she was attracted to you and you were attracted to her. However, after time you became friends because neither of you acted on it. If you want to verify this, ask yourself has she ever mentioned other guys she likes around me? If the answer is yes, you have not a chance in the world. Test this theory by telling her your feelings. If it were me, I would get some tequila & triple sec make some margaritas and allow the night to progress into a does she like me or not event.

 

[forrestroche]

Originally posted by: her209
You don't get married for the sex, dummy.

Clearly you don't anyway, Mr. 25914 posts.