YAGT:

[PingSpike]

OP: There are some suspicious elements here...but I would tend to think she's probably just planning some kind of V day surprise.

However, the fact that she has lied before (in this same manner?) is troubling.

I recommend installing a GPS tracking device in her inner ear and training a team of genetically engineered super monkeys to watch her at all times.

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Stumps

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: Stumps
but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

Or someone that got turned down the first time he asked someone on a date, and now he believes that everything that has to deal with a woman is evil.

Listen up bud, every man on the planet that has tried to date has been turned down at one point or another. You are not special.

The funny thing is I never even thought about asking a person before because I hate relationships and I hate sex ha. Its only been the other way around with females asking me which I say No everytime!

you sir are a FREAK...ever thought about joining th priesthood?

Hello. Wake up. There is no normal. No one is normal.

No. Why ? I don't like churches.

Wanna know the surest way to avoid having sex ?

get married

isnt revealing female secrets of the trade grounds for removal of your womancard?

 

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Stumps

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: Stumps
but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

Or someone that got turned down the first time he asked someone on a date, and now he believes that everything that has to deal with a woman is evil.

Listen up bud, every man on the planet that has tried to date has been turned down at one point or another. You are not special.

The funny thing is I never even thought about asking a person before because I hate relationships and I hate sex ha. Its only been the other way around with females asking me which I say No everytime!

you sir are a FREAK...ever thought about joining th priesthood?

I know. The divorce rate is 50%

The whole country is falling apart.

Hello. Wake up. There is no normal. No one is normal.

No. Why ? I don't like churches.

Wanna know the surest way to avoid having sex ?

get married

I know. The divorce rate is 50%

The whole country is falling apart.

You sound like a broken record. Just because the divorce rate is 50% doesn't mean that the country is falling apart. Part of that 50% is the fact that laws in the 70s and 80s, along with the relaxation of Divorce by the church made it much easier to get a divorce, especially if you are a female. Not to mention the fact that the traditional family has since changed, and working women are greater in number now than in years past. Some men cannot handle that, thus further increasing the divorce rate. Ever think that in the 1950s, being divoced meant being an outcast in the society? The country isnt falling apart, its correcting itself from years of what amounts to, oppression.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Stumps
but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

I hate sex and thats the truth. I already been asked before and said no everytime. No one can change me or convince me otherwise.

WEE OOH WEE OOH
ATTENTION WHORE ALERT
WEE OOH WEE OOH
LOOK AT MEEEEEEE!!!!!!

 

[Stumps]

baw hahahaha

 

[maziwanka]

of course it depends where.

stop posting retarded threads you fvck

 

[kreb]

So..the moral of the story is dump her or you're going to end up hating sex.

 

[KoolAidKid]

Originally posted by: imtim83

I don't have to try something to know I hate it. I hate sex and thats final.

Thank you, I've been looking for a new sig.

 

[Stumps]

LOL, Thats the funny shit!

 

[y2kc]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83
I hate sex.

How do you know if you've never tried it?

I don't have to try something to know I hate it. I hate sex and thats final.

wow. your hand must be terrible in bed.

you should really try a woman (or man, i don't know your gender).

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: y2kc

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83
I hate sex.

How do you know if you've never tried it?

I don't have to try something to know I hate it. I hate sex and thats final.

wow. your hand must be terrible in bed.

you should really try a woman (or man, i don't know your gender).

LMAO!!!! this thread just gets funnier and funnier

 

[Landroval]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: imtim83
I am so thankful I will never be in any kind of relationship. Not because I can't but because I don't want to.

never say never.

Why not? I already know I would hate being in a relationship and I hate sex. I know 100% for sure. Doesn't mean you have to try something to know.

Is This the reason, or did a horny schoolteacher turn off your heat switch in junior high?

 

[Arkitech]

Originally posted by: imtim83
I am so thankful I will never be in any kind of relationship. Not because I can't but because I don't want to.

Not all relationships are headaches, I'm pretty content with mine


crosses fingers






















and toes

 

[NakaNaka]

Originally posted by: Arkitech

Originally posted by: imtim83
I am so thankful I will never be in any kind of relationship. Not because I can't but because I don't want to.

Not all relationships are headaches, I'm pretty content with mine


crosses fingers

and toes

Yeah. Don't have a bad attitude based on the YAGT's here. Relationships are the most fufilling part of life. Having someone to share your inner most thoughts with, having someone to be there, having someone to be passionate with. I love my gf and love what we have.

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: Aimster
No not the first time.

She told me she was going to school on Saturday and then stopped by Fair Oaks Mall to buy an outfit. I was thinking OK no big deal, right?
Well she came over and showed me the outfit and the receipt popped out of her bag and it said she bought it from Tysons Mall. I found this out now because I was cleaning my room and I found the receipt on the floor.

I knew her ass wasn't studying on a Saturday.

First of all... no woman would shop at Fair Oaks when they could shop at Tysons....

The real question though is why did she lie about it?... do you give her a hard time about shopping instead of studying so she wanted to avoid your critique?

Was she buying stuff for you for Valentines day?

Was she gettin her groove on with someone else?

-Max

Northern VA reprazent!

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: imtim83
I am so thankful I will never be in any kind of relationship. Not because I can't but because I don't want to.

never say never.

Why not? I already know I would hate being in a relationship and I hate sex. I know 100% for sure. Doesn't mean you have to try something to know.

SHENS

 

[quakefiend420]

funny how this thread turned from "help aimster with his female probs" to "make fun of imtim83 for being asexual"

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Stumps
but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

I hate sex and thats the truth. I already been asked before and said no everytime. No one can change me or convince me otherwise.

You know what, I don't believe it's in societies best interest to try and convince you otherwise.

Well good then because no one will.

My young friend... do me a favor... when you have sex for the first time... please post a thread about it....

You are male... for males sex is like pizza everyone likes it, and even when it's bad... it's still pretty good.

You are absolutely positively full of shet....

But you are young... and I remember once being young... being afraid of sex... being afraid of not getting any.... being afraid of STDs and pregnancy and all the bad stuff they teach you sex is. But the reality is you are a human being just like everyone else... and I know like everyone else here knows that when the lights go out at night.... you think about it.... you can try to shun the thoughts all you want.... but they are there... they will not go away. It is the most primal of human needs, the desire to procreate, you don't hate sex... you can't hate something you've never done.... and you can claim all you want to the contrary... we all know the truth.

-Max

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Stumps
but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

I hate sex and thats the truth. I already been asked before and said no everytime. No one can change me or convince me otherwise.

You know what, I don't believe it's in societies best interest to try and convince you otherwise.

Well good then because no one will.

My young friend... do me a favor... when you have sex for the first time... please post a thread about it....

You are male... for males sex is like pizza everyone likes it, and even when it's bad... it's still pretty good.

You are absolutely positively full of shet....

But you are young... and I remember once being young... being afraid of sex... being afraid of not getting any.... being afraid of STDs and pregnancy and all the bad stuff they teach you sex is. But the reality is you are a human being just like everyone else... and I know like everyone else here knows that when the lights go out at night.... you think about it.... you can try to shun the thoughts all you want.... but they are there... they will not go away. It is the most primal of human needs, the desire to procreate, you don't hate sex... you can't hate something you've never done.... and you can claim all you want to the contrary... we all know the truth.

-Max

Well then I will just have to prove you wrong. Watch me prove you wrong too.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Stumps
but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

I hate sex and thats the truth. I already been asked before and said no everytime. No one can change me or convince me otherwise.

You know what, I don't believe it's in societies best interest to try and convince you otherwise.

Well good then because no one will.

My young friend... do me a favor... when you have sex for the first time... please post a thread about it....

You are male... for males sex is like pizza everyone likes it, and even when it's bad... it's still pretty good.

You are absolutely positively full of shet....

But you are young... and I remember once being young... being afraid of sex... being afraid of not getting any.... being afraid of STDs and pregnancy and all the bad stuff they teach you sex is. But the reality is you are a human being just like everyone else... and I know like everyone else here knows that when the lights go out at night.... you think about it.... you can try to shun the thoughts all you want.... but they are there... they will not go away. It is the most primal of human needs, the desire to procreate, you don't hate sex... you can't hate something you've never done.... and you can claim all you want to the contrary... we all know the truth.

-Max

Well then I will just have to prove you wrong. Watch me prove you wrong too.

I wish your parents hated sex.

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: y2kc

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83
I hate sex.

How do you know if you've never tried it?

I don't have to try something to know I hate it. I hate sex and thats final.

wow. your hand must be terrible in bed.

you should really try a woman (or man, i don't know your gender).

:thumbsup:

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Stumps
but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

I hate sex and thats the truth. I already been asked before and said no everytime. No one can change me or convince me otherwise.

You know what, I don't believe it's in societies best interest to try and convince you otherwise.

Well good then because no one will.

My young friend... do me a favor... when you have sex for the first time... please post a thread about it....

You are male... for males sex is like pizza everyone likes it, and even when it's bad... it's still pretty good.

You are absolutely positively full of shet....

But you are young... and I remember once being young... being afraid of sex... being afraid of not getting any.... being afraid of STDs and pregnancy and all the bad stuff they teach you sex is. But the reality is you are a human being just like everyone else... and I know like everyone else here knows that when the lights go out at night.... you think about it.... you can try to shun the thoughts all you want.... but they are there... they will not go away. It is the most primal of human needs, the desire to procreate, you don't hate sex... you can't hate something you've never done.... and you can claim all you want to the contrary... we all know the truth.

-Max

Well then I will just have to prove you wrong. Watch me prove you wrong too.

I just realized who you remind me of.....

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1515859&enterthread=y

-Max

P.S. But seriously..... in the end you will lose... and you will like sex. I'm willing to make a long term $1000 bet that you will have and like sex in the next 10 years....

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Stumps
but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

I hate sex and thats the truth. I already been asked before and said no everytime. No one can change me or convince me otherwise.

You know what, I don't believe it's in societies best interest to try and convince you otherwise.

Well good then because no one will.

My young friend... do me a favor... when you have sex for the first time... please post a thread about it....

You are male... for males sex is like pizza everyone likes it, and even when it's bad... it's still pretty good.




Heck I would bet $1,000,000 if I could.

I will prove you wrong.

You are absolutely positively full of shet....

But you are young... and I remember once being young... being afraid of sex... being afraid of not getting any.... being afraid of STDs and pregnancy and all the bad stuff they teach you sex is. But the reality is you are a human being just like everyone else... and I know like everyone else here knows that when the lights go out at night.... you think about it.... you can try to shun the thoughts all you want.... but they are there... they will not go away. It is the most primal of human needs, the desire to procreate, you don't hate sex... you can't hate something you've never done.... and you can claim all you want to the contrary... we all know the truth.

-Max

Well then I will just have to prove you wrong. Watch me prove you wrong too.

I just realized who you remind me of.....

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1515859&enterthread=y

-Max

P.S. But seriously..... in the end you will lose... and you will like sex. I'm willing to make a long term $1000 bet that you will have and like sex in the next 10 years....

I will prove you wrong. I would bet $1,000,000 if I could.

 

[WyteWatt]

The thing about that guy is he didn't do it for that.

I wouldn't do that thought because then it would make it to easy.

I know how to turn my hormones off. Plus whats the point of not learning ?

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Stumps
but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

I hate sex and thats the truth. I already been asked before and said no everytime. No one can change me or convince me otherwise.

You know what, I don't believe it's in societies best interest to try and convince you otherwise.

Well good then because no one will.

My young friend... do me a favor... when you have sex for the first time... please post a thread about it....

You are male... for males sex is like pizza everyone likes it, and even when it's bad... it's still pretty good.




Heck I would bet $1,000,000 if I could.

I will prove you wrong.

You are absolutely positively full of shet....

But you are young... and I remember once being young... being afraid of sex... being afraid of not getting any.... being afraid of STDs and pregnancy and all the bad stuff they teach you sex is. But the reality is you are a human being just like everyone else... and I know like everyone else here knows that when the lights go out at night.... you think about it.... you can try to shun the thoughts all you want.... but they are there... they will not go away. It is the most primal of human needs, the desire to procreate, you don't hate sex... you can't hate something you've never done.... and you can claim all you want to the contrary... we all know the truth.

-Max

Well then I will just have to prove you wrong. Watch me prove you wrong too.

I just realized who you remind me of.....

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1515859&enterthread=y

-Max

P.S. But seriously..... in the end you will lose... and you will like sex. I'm willing to make a long term $1000 bet that you will have and like sex in the next 10 years....

I will prove you wrong. I would bet $1,000,000 if I could.

Not only will you lose... but you will be happy to lose...

BTW how old are you?