YAJT - lawyers!

[gwrober]

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came in too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door!

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Porsche, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You're so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!"

"OH, MY GOD!? screamed the lawyer. "MY ROLEX!"

 

[DaShen]

That was so freaking awesome!!!!

 

[paulxcook]

Har har.

Go go gadget postcount.

 

[George P Burdell]

Old. 4/10

 

[Cristatus]

That's funny, but I've heard it before.

Here's one that usually gets a crack out of me:

In New York, a guy walks into a bank. He tells the loan officer that he needs to borrow $5000 because he is going to Europe for a two week trip. The loan officer says the bank will need collateral for the loan so the guy hands him the keys and the title papers to his brand new Ferrari that is parked in the street in front of the bank.

Obviously, a $250,000 Ferrari is more than enough collateral so the loan officer gives him the $5000. The guy leaves and the loan officer drives the Ferrari into the banks underground parking garage and parks it.

Over the next few days, the big joke among the bank employees is all about the foolish man that put up $250,000 collateral for a measly $5000 loan.

But, two weeks later, the guy returns from his trip and repays his loan. Plus $26.92 interest.

The loan officer says to the guy, 'I want to thank you for your business, but I'm curious. While you were away, I checked and found out you are a multimillionaire. I don't understand why you bothered to borrow $5000 when you have so much money.'

The guy replies, 'Where else in New York can I park my Ferrari for $2.00/day and expect it to be there when I return?'

 

[Cal166]

not bad.

 

[Cooler]

7/10!

 

[Kirby64]

Originally posted by: Cristatus
That's funny, but I've heard it before.

Here's one that usually gets a crack out of me:

In New York, a guy walks into a bank. He tells the loan officer that he needs to borrow $5000 because he is going to Europe for a two week trip. The loan officer says the bank will need collateral for the loan so the guy hands him the keys and the title papers to his brand new Ferrari that is parked in the street in front of the bank.

Obviously, a $250,000 Ferrari is more than enough collateral so the loan officer gives him the $5000. The guy leaves and the loan officer drives the Ferrari into the banks underground parking garage and parks it.

Over the next few days, the big joke among the bank employees is all about the foolish man that put up $250,000 collateral for a measly $5000 loan.

But, two weeks later, the guy returns from his trip and repays his loan. Plus $26.92 interest.

The loan officer says to the guy, 'I want to thank you for your business, but I'm curious. While you were away, I checked and found out you are a multimillionaire. I don't understand why you bothered to borrow $5000 when you have so much money.'

The guy replies, 'Where else in New York can I park my Ferrari for $2.00/day and expect it to be there when I return?'

4/10 for OP's joke, 7/10 for Cristatus's joke

 

[bigrash]

lol at op's joke

 

[Arcex]

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of fifty?









Your Honor

 

[rise]

Originally posted by: bigrash
lol at op's joke

edit- 8.5/10 for both