YATT: Random invite.

[TridenT]

Potential: Epic
Likelihood: 1-0.999999... = 0

Girl messages me on FB. Says she has a question and wants me to call or text her. Gives number. It has one too many digits and also I've talked to this gal maybe... 2-3 times? We barely know each other basically. My first instinct was: "Wow, this is a really good spam technique."

I follow up via teh FB and eventually we talk/text and she's inviting me to an all-expenses paid mini-road trip (3-4 hour drive) with two other gals to an event. I'm skeptical at this point. (Is this a trick? A scam? A con? A way to make me look silly?) Basically we stay the weekend somewhere with her and two other friends and attend an event over the weekends progress. She and one other girl are mostly going for the booze. I don't know the third gal. Anywaaay... Apparently I am going. Oh, and: Girl who invites me is reasonably attractive, but ?has a boyfriend? (I don't know anything about the guy but I am thinking military possibly and maybe deployed?). So does one of the other girls but she isn't attractive now.

SO---... What does the almighty ATOT think? What do?

 

[BoomerD]

It's a trap.

 

[pcgeek11]

They need a designated driver and someone to hold their purses while they have fun.

 

[TridenT]

It's a trap.

The number of times that thing went through my head while interacting with her: Many.

 

[TridenT]

They need a designated driver and someone to hold their purses while they have fun.

Better that than staying home all weekend looking at forever alone images. Btw, she asked me about whether I drink(I don't). She said it could be boring and that I am free to not go because of that.

 

[BoomerD]

They have a friend...a LARGE black guy who has trouble adjusting to being out of prison. He's socially awkward with girls...but he's horny, so they've invited YOU to be his date for the evening.
Say hello to Bubba.

 

[kitchiku]

I call shens on this story

 

[brainhulk]

shens

 

[Skitzer]

They need a designated driver and someone to hold their purses while they have fun.

This

 

[DaTT]

Has she seen a picture of you?

 

[zerocool84]

Oh hey another look at me trident thread. Who would have thought we would have gotten one of these again?

 

[TridenT]

Has she seen a picture of you?

She has seen me in real life and even touched me! I'm assuming she's some kind of psycho.

 

[DaTT]

She has seen me in real life and even touched me! I'm assuming she's some kind of psycho.

And she still wants to be with you for a weekend? Something's up...

 

[TridenT]

And she still wants to be with you for a weekend? Something's up...

Yeah. Definitely. That's why my radar is all abuzz.

 

[brainhulk]

She has seen me in real life and even touched me! I'm assuming she's some kind of psycho.

 

[TridenT]

In the deep of the night... she touched my tra la la?

 

[JJChicken]

WAIT EVERYBODY

Don't you realise the potential of this? If TridenT has any remote success on this trip, he MAY stop posting his self-pity threads! We need to do all we can to ensure his success.

 

[TridenT]

WAIT EVERYBODY

Don't you realise the potential of this? If TridenT has any remote success on this trip, he MAY stop posting his self-pity threads! We need to do all we can to ensure his success.

True.:thumbsdown:

 

[Capt Caveman]

When is this supposed to happen? I feel confident you will be posting with an excuse on why you didn't go.

 

[OCGuy]

When is this supposed to happen? I feel confident you will be posting with an excuse on why you didn't go.

I agree with this post.

 

[slayer202]

this would be epic, but you're not gonna go

 

[SP33Demon]

She's trying to hook you up with her wingmonster.

 

[dank69]

You forgot to mention that it was just a dream. And the girls were really guys. And you were the one to invite them.

 

[rcpratt]

Pics.

 

[Dirigible]

Trident with three drunk girls for a weekend.


I look forward to hearing about how he could possibly fail to get laid.





Or am I confused and trident is a non-virgin loser and some other atot nerd is the loser virgin?