YES!!! I now have a girlfriend!

[sxr7171]

If this is a joke thread, when are you planning to let the cat out of the bag?

 

[flexy]

he's probably busy preparing for the wedding

 

[xxAgentCowxx]

2 dates and youre in love? hooo boy...

 

[flexy]

No, based on that update, it is a joke, it has to be, I pray for his and her sake, it's a joke. Barnes and Noble for some magazine reading?????? WTF?!?!?

ok..b&N sucks...borders is better

but what is wrong going somewhere for a coffee/drink where you can hang out and look at CDs or magazines ? Do that all the time...not that it is the 'coolest' place...but for sure not the worst either...especially the suburbs...or do you think some stupid sports-bar would be better for going on a date ???

I stil dont know whether this thread is real, but i tend to say it is.....although i would've definatly taken more than $10 out on a date....do you know there are restaurant where you can spend $35 alone on ONE drink....lol..but i guess he will learn Dont be so harsh to him

 

[Led Zeppelin]

Originally posted by: flexy

No, based on that update, it is a joke, it has to be, I pray for his and her sake, it's a joke. Barnes and Noble for some magazine reading?????? WTF?!?!?

ok..b&N sucks...borders is better

but what is wrong going somewhere for a coffee/drink where you can hang out and look at CDs or magazines ? Do that all the time...not that it is the 'coolest' place...but for sure not the worst either...especially the suburbs...or do you think some stupid sports-bar would be better for going on a date ???

I stil dont know whether this thread is real, but i tend to say it is.....although i would've definatly taken more than $10 out on a date....do you know there are restaurant where you can spend $35 alone on ONE drink....lol..but i guess he will learn Dont be so harsh to him

I can see maybe doing that after you're already in a committed relationship, but on the SECOND DATE??No wonder he hasn't been with anyone in 34 years.

 

[AntMan530]

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox

Originally posted by: flexy

No, based on that update, it is a joke, it has to be, I pray for his and her sake, it's a joke. Barnes and Noble for some magazine reading?????? WTF?!?!?

ok..b&N sucks...borders is better

but what is wrong going somewhere for a coffee/drink where you can hang out and look at CDs or magazines ? Do that all the time...not that it is the 'coolest' place...but for sure not the worst either...especially the suburbs...or do you think some stupid sports-bar would be better for going on a date ???

I stil dont know whether this thread is real, but i tend to say it is.....although i would've definatly taken more than $10 out on a date....do you know there are restaurant where you can spend $35 alone on ONE drink....lol..but i guess he will learn Dont be so harsh to him

I can see maybe doing that after you're already in a committed relationship, but on the SECOND DATE??No wonder he hasn't been with anyone in 34 years.

Check out my first post fellas. I didnt say I went there on our second date. It was something I wanted to do, and invited her to accompany me. It was something spontaneous. The second date occurs tonight. @ around 7ish PST.

Speaking of second dates, do you think its cool if I wear shorts? I was thinking a pair of jeans and clean polo shirt, but I contemplating about some shorts and a polo shirt. Any suggestions? Oh yeah, shes hosting at her house. I dont know if i should dress semi formal.

 

[Led Zeppelin]

Originally posted by: AntMan530

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox

Originally posted by: flexy

No, based on that update, it is a joke, it has to be, I pray for his and her sake, it's a joke. Barnes and Noble for some magazine reading?????? WTF?!?!?

ok..b&N sucks...borders is better

but what is wrong going somewhere for a coffee/drink where you can hang out and look at CDs or magazines ? Do that all the time...not that it is the 'coolest' place...but for sure not the worst either...especially the suburbs...or do you think some stupid sports-bar would be better for going on a date ???

I stil dont know whether this thread is real, but i tend to say it is.....although i would've definatly taken more than $10 out on a date....do you know there are restaurant where you can spend $35 alone on ONE drink....lol..but i guess he will learn Dont be so harsh to him

Now I positive it's a joke, nobody can be this retarded (except for those mentally handicapped, of course).

I can see maybe doing that after you're already in a committed relationship, but on the SECOND DATE??No wonder he hasn't been with anyone in 34 years.

Check out my first post fellas. I didnt say I went there on our second date. It was something I wanted to do, and invited her to accompany me. It was something spontaneous. The second date occurs tonight. @ around 7ish PST.

Speaking of second dates, do you think its cool if I wear shorts? I was thinking a pair of jeans and clean polo shirt, but I contemplating about some shorts and a polo shirt. Any suggestions? Oh yeah, shes hosting at her house. I dont know if i should dress semi formal.

Now I know it's a joke, nobody can be this retarded (except for those mentally challenged, of course)
Edit: You have bigger problems than we thought if you think jeans and a polo shirt are considered semi-formal.

 

[AreaCode707]

Where are you that it's warm enough to wear shorts? If you're in Woodland I call bs. I lived in Davis and Davis in January/Feb is nowhere near warm enough for shorts.

 

[AntMan530]

Its going be about 45-55 degrees. its not that cold. i ask because my shorts are cleaner and appear nicer than my pants. my pants are kinda tight, hence the workouts.

but yea...i think im go with pants. stupied question.

 

[Led Zeppelin]

I suggest shorts, and be sure to bring a :camera: to take a picture of the look on her face when she opens the door. Priceless.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Wear the Sponge Bob boxers underneath, so she'll know you have a good sense of humor.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: flexy
he's probably busy preparing for the wedding

ROTFLOL!

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: AntMan530
Its going be about 45-55 degrees. its not that cold. i ask because my shorts are cleaner and appear nicer than my pants. my pants are kinda tight, hence the workouts.

but yea...i think im go with pants. stupied question.

Why am I suddenly giggling here?

lol,dialogue from this evenings date

Timber!!!!!

Thar she blows!!!

 

[randomlinh]

oh boy..... even i'm not this bad gl man

 

[AntMan530]

Im dressed, and Im ready to go. I went with my jeans and my polo shirt. I accidently ironed my jeans because i was nervous, but I think they look okay. I think I sprayed to much colgone, but o wells. If I do get home tonight, Ill let you guys know whats up

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: AntMan530
Im dressed, and Im ready to go. I went with my jeans and my polo shirt. I accidently ironed my jeans because i was nervous, but I think they look okay. I think I sprayed to much colgone, but o wells. If I do get home tonight, Ill let you guys know whats up

Good luck on your date brotha!

 

[Yossarian]

I expect a post like this later tonight:

"Guys, shhhhh... I'm posting from her computer in the living room, she's in the bedroom but I told her I had to go to the bathroom so I could get away and get some advice... do you think I should try to touch her bewbies?"

 

[Freejack2]

Originally posted by: AntMan530
Im dressed, and Im ready to go. I went with my jeans and my polo shirt. I accidently ironed my jeans because i was nervous, but I think they look okay. I think I sprayed to much colgone, but o wells. If I do get home tonight, Ill let you guys know whats up

Don't get to forward or anything. If she says no to anything, stop and listen carefully to what she has to say.

Good luck and I hope it goes well!

 

[tk149]

This thread is hilarious! Omigawd, AntMan, you just cannot be serious. And no, you are NOT in love after 2 dates. Especially if this is your first "girlfriend."

However, since AntMan is the one on a date tonight, and I am typing on ATOT, I must tip my hat to him. :beer:

 

[timelapse]

You go get her tiger!

 

[BMdoobieW]

Originally posted by: PipBoy
I expect a post like this later tonight:

"Guys, shhhhh... I'm posting from her computer in the living room, she's in the bedroom but I told her I had to go to the bathroom so I could get away and get some advice... do you think I should try to touch her bewbies?"

And we'll all say "YES, GO FOR IT!!!!"

 

[NorthRiver]

Originally posted by: PipBoy
I expect a post like this later tonight:

"Guys, shhhhh... I'm posting from her computer in the living room, she's in the bedroom but I told her I had to go to the bathroom so I could get away and get some advice... do you think I should try to touch her bewbies?"

Awesome man LOL

 

[Kipper]

Originally posted by: AntMan530
Im dressed, and Im ready to go. I went with my jeans and my polo shirt. I accidently ironed my jeans because i was nervous, but I think they look okay. I think I sprayed to much colgone, but o wells. If I do get home tonight, Ill let you guys know whats up

Be yourself. That's the best advice any person can give.

 

[idkruler]

i hope this is a joke,
what did she put in that jamba juice is what im woundering....

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

So where's the update? If the date was at 7 we should have had a reply about two and a half hours ago at the latest. wtf?