actually, loverboy just started a thread on going clubbin for chicks, and by clubbin, he meant going to Taco Bell for their latest artery clogger. so it would appear that he is still somewhat alive
Originally posted by: PMFleXXX
actually, loverboy just started a thread on going clubbin for chicks, and by clubbin, he meant going to Taco Bell for their latest artery clogger. so it would appear that he is still somewhat alive
Originally posted by: Spike
Ok, my wife and I just got a kick out of reading this. I am leaning more and more to thinking this is a joke, but if it is true... wow. Anyway, like some others said, DO NOT GO OVER OR CALL ANYMORE!!! Wait until she responds or you're history. Good luck man
-spike
Originally posted by: Xenon14
Originally posted by: Spike
Ok, my wife and I just got a kick out of reading this. I am leaning more and more to thinking this is a joke, but if it is true... wow. Anyway, like some others said, DO NOT GO OVER OR CALL ANYMORE!!! Wait until she responds or you're history. Good luck man
-spike
I think it's true. Earlier post for evidence: Text
Originally posted by: PipBoy
Originally posted by: StormRider
I'm 40 years old and still a virgin but judging by this thread, I don't think I'm missing much.
Oh but you are
Originally posted by: Mani
People still believe this guy is for real?
Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
I registered on Yahoo personals, inspired by Antman's "success" but then I found out you have to pay $20 a month to send messages to people. LAME.
Originally posted by: AntMan530
Thanks to yahoo's personal, I now have a girlfriend. Thanks Yang and Filo! After 34 years, I have found happiness.
Update: Friday January 30th
I just got back from my second "date." It wasnt really a date, date, but it was something i wanted to do and I wanted her to do with me. We first headed to jamba juice to grab a couple of treats and drinks before we went to Barnes and Noble for some magazine reading. What was really cool was that she paid for everything!! How lucky can I be!!!?? I was shocked when the total rang up because all I had was 10 bucks in cash. The total was like 14 something and I thought I had to cover everything because I am a traditional kind of guy. But she ended paying for everything. (Free 32oz Jamba with energy boost! and an apple cinny bangle)
We spent almost 4 hours there chit chatting about nothing. As I spend more and more time with her, i am finding out that she could be the one. For those who have never experienced rommance, you are missing out!!!
Oh yeah, she slapped a semi wet one on me!!! Is dry spit suppose to smell? She kissed me between my upper lip and my nose. (where my mustache is) and it kinda stinked after the wind dryed it up. i think it was because of the jamba, anyways...she kissed me.
Update: 1/31/04
I woke up really late today. I had hard time getting to sleep last night. I mentioned this in one of my post yesterday, but I couldn¡¦t sleep because I had so much on my mind. Being in love is weird. This love thing is definitely taking a toll on my body. I feel weak and vulnerable, and susceptible a cold or a virus right now. I think I've caught the love bug? Is there such a thing? Anyways, I can¡¦t stop thinking about her and me and our future. I have so many plans and goals that include the both of us now. I can only imagine what it would¡¦ve been like meeting her in my late teens or early twenties. I have vivid images of how pimp it would be walking around campus or town with a hottie by my side.
Anyways, I¡¦m go workout. I have to look buff for tonight, if you know what I mean I have another date with her at her house She¡¦s cooking dinner and I'm bringing the drinks. Any ideas on what I should bring? I was thinking a six pack of bottled beer or something. Probably some st paulies since I'm lacking the enzymes to digest alcohol. My buddy advised me not to bring canned beer because it appears cheap, and I shouldn¡¦t appear cheap even though I will be riding my bike to her house (I live close). Is this so? Canned beer taste a lot better than bottle ones in my opinion.
Thanks everyone for commenting and advising. I appreciate the support.
Update: 1/31/04---part 2
Everyone! My date went very well!!! She cooked a massive dinner for two, and it was unbelievable!. We had the traditional Mexican breakfast; Juevos Racherous!!! It was pretty dam good!. The beans, the eggs and tapitio sauce was great! I didn¡¦t know what the red bloody meat was, but it was spicy and hot, but good! My Coronas were a great compliment even though I didn¡¦t have any due to my intolerance to alcohol. (My local rite aid didn¡¦t carry any st. paulies) Oh yeah, apparently I¡¦m lacking some sort of enzyme, so alcohol messes me up real bad when I have it.
Anyhow, the conversation at dinner was very interesting. She talked a lot about biology and other stupid phenomenons of living organisms. It was very boring, but out of respect I listened. Apparently she majored in biology and she has a master in biotechnology too. I didn¡¦t know bio majors knew so much about nothing?º Anyhow, She had a lot to say about farmed salmon and wild salmon, but it was tad boring for me, so I changed the subject to NASCARs! And guess what? She took me to her office and BOOM!!! A massive shrine of NASCAR memorabilia covered the entired 12 by 14 office!!! She had everything from hats, to match box cars, to autographed t-shirts. Everything from Jeff Gordon to dale earnhardt jr. AND senior!!! Posters covered the entire wall and the rug, the rug was covered too!!! Nascar logo rugs!!! I was like F@#$#$#@!!!! AWESOME. MAN! It was just awesome. I couldn¡¦t believe my eyes!!! She even had unopened boxes of Jeff Gordon¡¦s wheaties boxes!!! Fellas¡Kyou know this is a rare one I caught!!! And guess where I caught her??? Yup yahoo personals!!!! Online!!
Anyhow, after spending 2 hours talking about NASCAR, I drove home. She had to get up early for church and I had to go surf the web and do laundry. (The laundry mat around here gets really busy!, so either today or tomorrow in long lines ?¼
Anyhow, we hugged and she slapped another wet one me. It was a double pecker, so yes its getting better. And we hugged!!! Hahah¡K.i had full contact with her!!! it was just a hug